twist of fait accomplis

A pretty funny spam I just received:

4 Cheating-Wives have been matched for you in your area:

1) Jessica, 120 lbs, 5'9, 36c, 10 miles away, available Dec 17-19th
2) Laura, 127 lbs, 5'8, 36d, 8 miles away, available Dec 16-18th
3) Tabatha, 117 lbs, 5'6, 34b, 19 miles away, available most nights(husband works midnights)
4)Sandra, 134 lbs, 5'9, 36c, 21 miles away, available most week nights(looking for side-fling)

All 4 women are waiting to speak with you live & have photos. Webcam's are available for all 4.

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It makes me wonder... could there really be a social network out there specifically for cheating housewives and the men who want them? Wifester.com?

I'm also glad that I didn't see "5) Huyen, 0 miles away, available when you're gone" on that list.