twist of fait accomplis
So this is kind of funny. This morning I called Miss Utility to inform them we'd be digging (Miss Utility sends people out to mark lines on your property so you know where underground utility lines are located). The number is 1-800-552-7001. The first time I dialed, I accidentally dialed 1-800-522-7001 and got an adult chatline (I was wondering why I needed to be 18 to call!). I supposed if I had asked for "Miss Utility" on that number I would have gotten a much different response than I expected... especially once I started talking about "planting my tree" and "digging holes."
Double entendres are fun!
07:28 AMThe first time I dialed, I *accidentally* dialed 1-800-522-7001 and got an adult chatline...
Whenever telling stories about hilarious encounters with the adult entertainment industry, try to leave out the word "accidentally." Including it makes you sound that much more lecherous and/or guilty. Friends will assume it was accidental.
What kind of adult chat is free on an 800 line? I've accidentally seen some ads on TV for that kind of thing, and I've accidentally noticed that they are usually 900 pay-em-up numbers.
All the following knowledge is accidental, of course (actually it comes from listening to too much talk radio on WJFK), but...
Generally 800 #s end up requiring a credit card before proceeding, so while the call is "free," you still get billed out the wazoo.
Posted by: Ryan on May 11, 2004 8:48 AMThanks. Now I can continue at work without that weighing on my mind.
Wow, I gotta be more careful about letting my husband's fingers do the walking...
Posted by: Huyen on May 11, 2004 10:49 AMLOL!
Posted by: JeanNINE on May 11, 2004 2:01 PMBoth Miss Utility and the phone sex hoes are interested in the location of your gas line.
Posted by: Robert on May 11, 2004 9:54 PMHuyen, you should know by now not to leave Ryan alone for too long. That boy's trouble with a capital T.
Posted by: Rob on May 12, 2004 11:25 AMYou are reading...
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