twist of fait accomplis

Want to hear my genius move yesterday?

Nasty storms tore through our area yesterday. I returned home from work and realized I left my bedroom window open. I noticed this as I heard squishing beneath my feet when I walked on my side of the bed. I never leave the window open when we're not home. But yesterday I did and our carpet got mighty wet because of it.

Thankfully, I'm not the only doofus around here.