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January 10, 2003
I am the Punctuation Police

Former teacher faces charges

The story's about another sicko teacher making inappropriate comments to students and "crossing the boundary." Whatever. These stories are too commonplace these days. But dig this sentence:

Abbott would comment on his young student's bodies and shoot rubber bands at girl's butts, she said in her statement.

His "young student's bodies?" Apparently, one of his students can shapeshift or transfer their soul into another body at will. That I'd like to see.

12:51 PM


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