twist of fait accomplis

OK, I've got to come clean about a few things. Please indulge me.

I watch American Idol.

There, I said it. I watch it every Tuesday. I even watch most of the "results" shows on Wednesdays, which are nothing more than 10-second spots drawn out for 30 minutes.

I also admit that I was most disappointed to see Ryan Starr go. She had a cool name and could have been the 2k's Joan Jett. Plus, she had a geeky attractiveness about her. In addition: Christiana Christian was robbed. And RJ, EJ, and AJ were all a waste of airtime.

I'll now admit that I really hope Kelly Clarkson wins. That girl can sing and I don't think she'll fall into the "pretentious star" role. But, honestly, everyone in the final five except for psuedo-rebel Nikki McKibbon will have absolutely no trouble getting signed after the show. Shoot, I bet the ink on a deal for Tamyra is already dry.

Let me close by saying something that I hope will help elevate your opinion of me after this embarrassing confessional: I would never pay this much for four tickets to anything.

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