twist of fait accomplis

I couldn't thon this year, so I thought I would make the rounds to show support. Remember why you do this! You only have a handful of hours left! Listen to Jackson Five! My comments become more exclamatory with each passing bear!

Jonathan
"I'll go forwards, you go backwards, and somewhere we will meet..."

I just need Maury's email... I need for him to help me on a search of my never known father.
Im from Puerto Rico.... Maybe is to late he should be dead by now but still I must have family on his side. Just need to discover this part of my life. My mother died and never wanted me to talk about it. he hated him ....I never wanted to make her mad so never talked about it.
Now Im 50. I was born in NY,
the rest is history

I need Maury's email address because I need to contact him. My dreams of being a young movie/tv actress are no where near to comming true and I have no support from anyone and this all is just tairing me up inside. I'm almost 15 and my dreams are no where near comming true.

I NEED MAURY"S EMAIL ADDRESS BECAUSE I WANT TO HELP OTHER TEENS WHO ARE BEING ABUSED. IM 15 YEARS OLD AND I LIVE IN CHICAGO. I WAS LIVING IN OHIO WITH MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER FOR TWO YEARS. 2 OR 3 MONTHS AFTER I WAS THERE HE STARTED TOUCHING ME INWAYS I DIDNT LIKE.HE MADE ME GIVE HIM ORAL SEX AND HE TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. WHEN MY MOM TOLD THE POLICE THEY SAID HIS ACTIONS WHERE CONSIDERED RAPE. I NOW HAVE TO SEE A THERAPIST EVERY THURSDAY AND I HAVE TO SEE A DOCTOR EVERY 6 MONTHS TO MAKE SURE IM ALRIGHT. I WANT TO BE ON THE MAURY SO I CAN TRY TO HELP OTHER TEENS LIKE ME TELL IF THEY ARE BEING ABUSED OR IF THEY WERE RAPED. MY DAD IS IN JAIL NOW WHERE HE CANT GET TO ME. I ALSO WROTE SOME POEMS AND I WANT HELP PUBLISHING THEM SO THEY CAN ENCOURAGE TEENS EVERY WHERE TO NOT BE AFFRAID. SO PLEASE HELP ME.

SINCERELY,
STEPHANY D. ORTIZ

I need Maury's address. My name is Andrea and I'm 16 years old. My 11 year old sister's best friend Jeanette, her mother is dying from Pancreatic cancer. Jeanette's mom is all she has, and the chemo and radiation are not working. She's in the last couple of months, the dotors don't think she has much longer. I've come to adore Jeanette. She's a wonderful and strongwilled child. I only wish, Maury, that in these next couple of months, maybe they could do something wonderful together (her and her mom). I don't have the money to, bt maybe you could help. Anything would be a miracle. Just something special. Both of them are going to be missing outon so much so soon. Please help. If you reply, I will send my phone number and address. Please help.
Love, Andrea in Ohio

dear maury

My name is tolmattie Ganesh I'm 17 years old I think I'm having a baby. I have lots of problems. Can you give me your adress so I cound write to you.

Maury,

I was so impressed with what you did for the little girl with the club feet and hands, how you got a wheelchair van, and computer for her. we need more people like you maury, who will lift the spirits of others. i have a daughter also in a wheelchair i hope she can meet this little girl, i pray for her everyday, my daughter is 11 yrs. old, she can't walk, to due chemo and radiation, she had brain tumors they are gone now, but i still pray to God that she be like us normal, and join in with the real world. she's always smiling. Her speech is poor now due to the treatment. i will keep surporting and praying for your show.

Hi Maury, I am a fan from Australia and I watch your show. I cannot beleive all the young people and older men saying that they cannot possilbly be the father of a baby because they only slept with the girl once, don't they know that, that's all it takes?? also the guy's often say's hes doesn't have my eyes or doesn't look anything like me. Theyre just babies. I have red hair my husband has black hair and when my son was born he had blonde hair, looked nothing like either of us. Yet he still has blond hair and blue eyes and is now 13.. I would love to come to your show, and maybe one day We will. I enjoy your show, keep up the wonderful work. Goodday' from Australia. Patricia

HI maury,
first i wanna tell you that i love your show and watch it everyday. couple weeks agao there was a ceramic hair straightener i think it was called super iron and the audience was given one. would i be able to get one, i would even be willing to pay for it. please email me back asap. my hair is a nightmare.

I really need Maurys email because I need his help! My mom is the best. Wanna know why? She always buys us the cutest clothes but, when it comes to her.......it's to the Goodwill! What can she get there? All she ever wears is a baggy shirt and jeans! She doesn't even own her own pair of shoes! She always wears my sisters Amber. She always is there for us. But never for herself! Can you please give her a makeover? She deserves it for all she has done for us! Please MAURY!!

I want to be on Maury to give my co-webmaster a makeover. His name is Ryan and he dresses like it's 1982. MAURY PLEASE HELP!!! My IM is aol_lover203. thx by

You have two sisters named Amber? And your mom wears them as shoes? Jesus, someone call the police!

Dear Maury ..Hi my name is Yesenia Im 14 yrs old and i live in levelland Tx..Im writting you to ask you for Help..with 2 things ...With all my faith I believe that i can become a singer..yet i havemuch fear in it ..My parents recently divorced and are making me go crazy sometimes i wonder if they know they still have a daughter it seems as if there caught up in there lifes to much that they dont know i exist anylonger ..I tell them day by day ..Family included im gonna become the person I want to be they seem not to ever believe thator in me ..I wish I could look up to my parents but i cant ..I only look up to a really Awseome person who i some day want to meet ..Brandon Boyd lead singer of Incubus he has so much impact on me ...and it hurts because this man i dont know who he is? and my parents, ive known my whole life and yet i cant even look upon then for help ...Maury Please Help me Overcome my fear of Performing on a stage with an audience ..and help me prove my parents,family,friends and most of all Myself that i can be the person I desire to be ..Thank You and God Bless..

I am Maury, and I am pissed.

Hi Maury my name is Darrelle Belks, I watch your show every day. I watch your show every day.I like the shows where you have the perternity test. I think it is important that kids and parents know their biological father. It is some times hart breaking and shamful that ladies and young girls have 4 and5 sometimes more than that, tested to see who is their babys dad. I like when you have kids that are 5 and 7 yaers old that are obeast.I really would like to help them but the problem is i'm only 12 years old.I love you Muary and i would like to visit you some times,but I stay in Starkville MS. Good bye hope to talk to you soon. P.S iwll you please mention my name on your show today or read my comments bye.

Hi, Maury!

Even though this site obviously has nothing to do with you if I bothered to actually read anything other than the pretty comment box at the bottom (which I won't bother to do), I'm going to now spill out my life story for the whole world to see!

Maury, I had a friend once. She was the sweetest friend in the world. She helped to wake me up in the morning. She saved my life numerous times. Heckfire, she probably even killed for me a few times. However, tragically, we moved away one day and I never saw her again.

So... Maury... please... could I be on your show? Could you help me find Lassie again? Please?

Dear Maury,

My name is Connie Gorzynski and I would like to introduce you to a very special little girl, my daughter Katie or as she is so affectionately known, “Katie Bug”.

Katie Bug is a bright and spirited nine - year old girl fighting to overcome the challenges of living with Epilepsy, Cerebral Palsy, Mitochondria Disease, Parkinson Disease and White Matter (brain) Disease. Katie requires daily medical care and physical therapy, as well as frequent medical appointments with multiple doctors and treatment centers in the Rochester area. Katie is confined to a wheelchair and requires special accommodations both at home and in modes of transportation.
Katie’s condition is such, that as she has grown, it is no longer possible for her to be taken out of her wheelchair, even to be transferred into a vehicle. It is now necessary for us to purchase a conversion type van that can be equipped with a power lift to allow her to be moved safely and without discomfort or pain. Not only would this van be used to transport Katie to all of her medical appointments it would also be used to allow her to go to the park, the zoo, the mall, as well as to visit family and friends and all other adventures that she dearly loves.

We are in the process of organizing several fundraisers to assist in making this purchase. We are looking for sponsors to support this purchase. Like many others in this situation, do not qualify for grants or aid to cover the cost of a van of this type. Our goal is to raise $25,000.00 by June of 2004, which will enable us to acquire the van Katie so desperately needs.

Please consider making a Donation or Contribution to this most worthy cause. Many good people are working very hard to make sure Katie Bug is taken care of. I can be reached via digital pager at 585-966-1062 if you have any questions. Won’t you join us?

Donations and Contributions can be sent to
Katie Bug Fund
PO Box 92446
Rochester, NY 14692-0446

Thanks
Connie

FOLKS, PLEASE...

Maury has nothing to do with this page and he will never, ever read this page. Trust me.

You'll need to contact Universal television if you want even the slightest chance of getting in touch with the Maury Show...

Hello,
I need Maury's address so I can write him a letter pleading to be on the show. My name is Christina Davis and I live in Central Florida. I am 13. My mom died October 22, 2002. I was wanting to be on the show so that maybe Maury could do DNA test to try and help me find my biological father. I have always wanted to know who he is. I know his name, It is Raymon or Raymond Brown. I have never met him before. My mom mentioned his name when I asked but she said she thought it was him. But yet my mom said she slept with his brother a few weeks before. I am struggling alot these days. My uncle died Oct.11, 2000, my mom died 2002, and my cousin just died May 30, 2003. My life has been a living you know what. I am living with my grandparents right now. In December of 2002 my grandpa got diagnosed with Lung Cancer. He really isnt doing that well. I just want to write Maury this letter if anyone finds out his Studio address please e-mail it to me my email is Chrissy383223222@aol.com. Thank you so much.

heymaury,
Iwant to write to you but I don't have your studio adress.please E-mail me it.mmh4191@hotmail.com.

Sincerely,
Megan.

Dear Muary.
My name Samantha and I love watching your show. I'm writing to you for a friend of mine.My friend is going through a hard time and has been for some time now. He is almost 21 years old and he is just about homeless. Ever since he was 17 years old he has been on his own. He has been struggleing to survive and his family doesn't care about him and they won't help him. He has moved several times because he keeps gettting in debt. I'm afraid that he will never get a good career job and finish school. I'm also afraid that he may not survive. I wish I knew what I could do but I can't help him either. Please help

Your Fan,
Samantha
e-mail:samantcarrel@aol.com

I really need to get in touch with maury. I really need his help on getting to meet this group.
this group is called B2K i know i'm not the only girl that is obessed with them but i really lemd their music.Every time i hear one of their songs i start to sing too.
everytime they have a concert in town i can't ever go because the tickets get sold out too quick the only reason i ever would want to be famous is to at least say hi to them well i guess i mine as well keep wishing

love angie

George A. Adams III
*** drive
***, SC ***
Dear Mr. Maury:
I am a deaf resident of ***, SC. I want to know if there is any possible way to help the Deaf and HH community to have their own TV network or Cable or establish a studio. There is no Deaf TV at all, there is one for spanish and the black. I prefer to have a deaf organization to run the program all day and night. We have different culture than the hearing. I had contacted Oprah Winfrey three times, she wont help us Deaf thruout the U.S. We can distribute this Deaf Network thru all tv stations and cable. We can have Deaf Talk show, Deaf drama, Deaf conference or workshop, and other things about deafness. Do you know how to help us to get one started?
Please contact BSoukup@c-s-d.org and they are deaf people who can run the Deaf tv network or cable.
Please let me know if you can help us. I had been trying this for years to get a deaf tv network or cable.
Thank you for taking the time to read this.
thank you,
George A. Adams III

That Oprah Winfrey is a horrible horrible woman and she'll never help the deaf. Boycott Oprah!

Of course, you'll never read this because people seem to think this is some sort of psychic e-mail link directly to Maury Povich (or is that Povich Maury?).

I love the Internet.

HI MAURY, IF YOU EVER SEE THIS OR IF NOT TO WHOEVER SEES THIS I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IVE HAD A HARD LIFE AND DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW. MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED MY DAD SEXULLY ASSAULTED ME IVE BEEN IN 5 FOSTER HOMES AND JUST RETURNED. AND NOW WE ARE GETTING EVICTED. MY MOM IS IN A WHEEL CHAIR AND WE DONT HAVE A LOT OF MONEY. SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO BORROW FOR FOOD. THING ARE GETTING WORSE FOR HER LEGS. ITS HARD FOR HER TO WALK TO THE STORE TO GET HER CIGERETTES. WE CANT AFORD A CAR OR LET ALONE EVEN DRIVING CLASSES. THERE IS DETAILS TO ALL THESE THINGS AND HOW THEY HAPPEND BUT IT IS NUCH TO LONG TO TYPE. I WAS WONDERING IS THERE ANY WAY TO HELP MY FAMILY. ALSO ME PERSONALLY I AM A PERFORMER IVE BEEN WRITING SONGS FOR 10 YEARS AND I AM ONLY 16. I RAP AT A CLUB CALLED PHASE 5 EVERY MONTH AND I AM NOW THE PRESIDENT OF AN ALL GIRLS SHOW CHOIR CALLED WOMEN'S JAZZ. I ALSO DANCE ON A DANCE TEAM CALLED SYNERGY HERE IN SAN DIEGO CALIFORNIA. MY DREAM IS TO BETTER MY DANCING. MY MOM CANT AFFORD IT SO I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. MY FAVORITE MUSIC GROUP IS B2K. I LOOOOOVE HOW THEY DANCE. IT KEEPS MY HOPES UP. THEY CAME TO CONCERT HERE BUT OF COARSE I COULDN'T AFFORD A TICKET. I WAS HEART BROKEN. I HELP OUT MY MOM AND DO WHAT I CAN BUT IT WOULD BE MY DREAM TO BE ABLE TO MEET B2K AND TALK TO THEM AND MAYBE DANCE WITH THEM THATS MY ULTIMATE FANTASY BESIDES HELPING MY FAMILY WELL THANKS FOR YOUR TIME. SORRY FOR THE BAD PUNCTUATION AND EDITING. SINCERLY, JAMIE CZBAS

and my email is Trevorzangel269@yahoo.com

Dear Muary,
please give me your e-mail address .I believe my mom is an angel. I'm not crazy but she has done too much to go unreconized.

louise

hi maury,
i really would like to know how that little girl Jessica is doing? it is so sad that children that age gets so overweight because i have a grandfather that is overweight and he is 72 years old. i just hate to see children die because they are overweight. so will you please keep her updated?
thanks,
brittay

I need maury addess because I want to become a pro wrestler and and meet my favorite wrestler Booker T in the WWE.

Here's an idea, Nathan:

Get in shape. Go to wrestling school. Gain credibility and skills. Work your way up the ladder.

I don't know what you think Maury can do to help you or why you came here looking for him.

maury I'm a big fan of yours and I have always been I always wanted to meet you I think that you are one of the best person in the world and connie is also nice I watch your show all the time I'm a older man not to old 35 but I like you a lot and I like connie to but you are my hero and I didnt know that you went to PENN I'm from philly and I'm a die hard fan so can you root for the eagles phillies and hope the y do well I hope that you get this because I'm big fan of yours and will always be,take care I dont want to make a fool of myself by writing this so,dont laugh at me okay.

Yeah. I wouldn't worry about making a fool of yourself by posting the same message to Maury 8 times to a site that's completely unrelated to Maury Povich or his show.

Maury,

Love your site! Love your show too. Good stuff.

Just wanted to let you know about my daughter. She is 3 months old, and has 3 arms growing out of her forehead. Usually this is not a problem, but lately she has started playing the piano, and there isn't much music out there for someone with a total of 5 hands.

If you or your staff could maybe make a composition of your show's theme song, that would be a God-send. You are so heavenly, and I bet you smell pretty too.

So Maury, when you read this-- and I know you will because you host this site and do all the HTML yourself-- think of my baby girl. And help all the other baby girls with plasma ears and cleft eyes and 3 heads.

Thank you Internet.

i need maurys e-mail address plaese

Is the the Maury Povich site? Please let it be, because I have a problem with my daughter. She is 12 years old and she is doing drugs and dressing like a hoochie mama. I've tried grounding her and trying to punish her, but she always sneaks out of the house to go do more drugs. One time when I stayed with her in her room to make sure that she didn't sneak out, she attacked me and ended up breaking my arm and giving me a black eye. I've called the police several times, but they said that it's up to me to control her, because I am her mother. Maury please help me, I don't know what to do.

hi muary! My name is megan in 15 and i need some help. 2 years ago my parents got divorced and it completly screwed everything up. I was finally doing good in school and my left. I had to repeat 8th grade and everybody thinks that i'm stupid. but i am really smart. Everytime that my brither gets mad at me he says "Well i didn't get held back you stupid b****" And he make me feel stupid. I know i'm not but how do i make him see that? please help.
From a long time fan
megan

hi muary! ... I had to repeat 8th grade and everybody thinks that i'm stupid. but i am really smart.

Would it be really rude of me to point out that by posting here you're really only proving what everybody thinks?

Yeah, it probably would, so I won't.

This is not about the above story. But I would like to find out the person that you had on your show a few months ago. He helped people find long lost relatives if they are still alive. I would like to find out the name & e-mail address if possible. Am trying to find some one for my boyfriend. If you can send me his name and/or email. It would be exremely helpfull. Also, if possible, would like his phone number and/or toll free phone number. Thank you very much. Would be greatly appreciated. Carol Smith

Maury, I want you to find something for me. It is the website for a man named Ryan MacMichael. Do you know where it is? I can't find it, Maury, and I know this is your website, Maury, because there's a picture of you, Maury, at the top of this page. Maury, my 75 free hours are almost up. Thank you, Betty.

I dont know if this is where i am to send this or not. Anyhow, I am a 45 yr old grandmother and mother in great termoil. You see about 28 yrs ago I gave up my son at the age of two. I knew i couldn't take care of him and wished for him a better life. He has beautiful red curly hair and brown eyes, what a pistle he was too. He now has a brother too with red hair and brown eyes, and a sister that gave him a neice. My grandbaby she is about the same age as him and the state has custody. They are putting her up for adoption. I dont have any rights to her. I want to be in her life not raise her. Anyway both children have been in fostor homes grandbaby and my son. I have been there from day one and never seeing again is tearing me apart. It has brought up old memmories of my first born. I cant eat, sleep all i do is hurt and ache for them. I need your help please. I believe I need my son. His name was Rustin Lee Keys, Born in boise, Idaho, and adopted in Redbluff, CA. I was 17 at his birth. You may email me at kettlebaby03@yahoo.com

Now I'm getting these letters via e-mail, too (do these people see a picture of Maury and just stop reading?):

"well if this is maury well my name is Tara an i am 16 years old an i was watching your show the other day an you had a girl on there an she did not like her teeth an the way she looked well i am the same way i hate the way i look an we dont have the money to pay for it an i have never seen what you had done to that girl but she looked so pritty when you got her done will you plz help me if so could you write me back i would really love it all i ever wanted in my life is for me to have good nice teeth.well i hope this is you an you get this thanks
LOVE TARA"

DEAR MAURY;
HI I LIVE HERE IN BROCKTON MA. I WATCH YOUR SHOW EVERY DAY. I WAS WOUNDERING HOW CAN I GET YOUR T-SHIRT AN A AOUTGRAPH PIC. OF YOU? CAN YOU PLEASE SEND ME AN A PIC. OF YOU. PLEASE SING IT TO JIMMY FROM MAURY
THANK YOU
JIMMY

MY PO.BOX IS *** *** MASS. *****

Dear Sir/Madam

I need Maury's e-mail address.
I have watched your shows for years, firstly in England , where I come from and now in the United States where I live now with my husband.
I am writing in hopes that you can help me, I just watched a show where you re-united a father with his 2 daughters and I am in need of the same help.
I am writing on behalf of my husband,he is 43 and was born in Chicago,Ill.He had a very tough and sad childhood nursing his grandmother through cancer and then losing her at the age of 13, his own mother not being able to look after him and his younger brother due to alcoholism and drugs.
He and his brother were put into an orphanage and then adopted by a really nice family.
My reason for writing to you is because my husband has not seen his father since the age of three, all he knows is his name. I think he would be about 65 years old now and so the race to find him gets stronger every day, month, year.
4 years ago we spent days driving around all his old neighborhoods speaking to anyone that would listen ro see if we could find a lead. We came up with nothing!
My husband does not know where his father is or if he is still alive, but carries a letter in his pocket every day just in case he ever found him.
I know that as time goes on he is getting more and more doubtful about ever finding his real father, and I know how much this hurts him.
I know when he looks at my father he wishes he has the same relationship with his own as he does with mine.
Please help me to make his dream come true and find his father or at least have some closure.
Plese help me to find him.
I have more details but for obvious reasons do not want to post them.
Many thanks
Simone

Ah... this blog entry will always be a source of immense amusement.

Here's another I received via e-mail:

Maury,
I dont know if i've come to the right place for contacting you but i hope i have. Maury im 18years old and i have been with my fianc'e for about 7 months and i know this must sound really bad but my heart tells me that he has cheated on me. about 2-3 months ago i found a pair of underwear in his room that were clearly not mine and i asked him bout it and he said he didnt know and that they must of been mine. so im really asking you what you think i should do. should i let it go should i keep asking about the underwear and the other thing is he also has a 4 month old baby that was bye another women and i was fine with that in the begining but as time goes bye im starting to feel uncomfortable with the fact. should i talk to him about that or no? I love him and his baby but im just a little questionable about the other women he has been acting funny when it comes to her. Well maury thank you for taking the time to read this and i greatly appricate it and i wish you luck with your show (I LOVE YOUR SHOW) it brings joy to my heart, Tears to my eyes, and gives me hope for lots of things
Thank you Maury
Cynthia

Please send me a word

My name is Amanda i am 17 years old and i am asking for Maury's e-mail address. I watch Maury everyday and last week i seen the show it was (The Man I Loved Wanted Me dead!) and it reminded me of how my stepdad treats my mom i heard alot of guest say that day that they thought that there husband would change and they didnt well my mom thinks the same way but i know that he wont change ever since i could remember every guy that my mom was with has abused her and this time i have a feeling that something bad is going to happen to her they dont fight everyday but when they do fight it is bad when they get is fights he dont hit her when i am around cause he knows i will call the cops but when i am not around he attacks her so i dont like to go out that much cause i am scared for my mom. She is so scared to do anything about it she says that she is going to leave him but he says she cant and if she does he will kill her. I see my mom in pain everyday because of him. About 6 months ago i was at work and they got in a fight he slammed her head off of the floor a couple of times and hurt her neck she had to get surgy because of him she thought the pain went away forever well that is what we thought. About 3 weeks ago i was at a friends house and i came home they was getting along good so i didnt think they got in a fight . i started seeing my mom in pain again so i asked her what happen and she said Steve and i got in a fight and he hurt my neck again. My mom is going to doctors once a week because of this and every time i see her she is in so much pain she cries all the time because of him and i try so much to get her away from him but she always says that if we move we dont have no where to go and she dont want to start all over again cause she has been married 3 times but if something dont happen soon i am scared i am not going to have a mother and she is all i have in my life. So please help my mom and me.

thanks
Amanda

Another that arrived via e-mail:

Maury,

I am a college student and I watch your show almost every morning. I think you are a great man with your heart and mind in the right place, but I would like to give you an idea about a show. My boyfriend has a disability called Spina Bifida and he is confined to a wheelchair. I don't think that many people know that this disability is caused by lack of folic acid in the diet of a pregnant woman.

This disability develops in the first few weeks of pregnancy, many times before the woman realizes she is pregnant. I thought of sending this message to other talk shows, but your show is the only talk show I watch consistently. Please look into this disability and do what you do best by enlightening America.

sincerely yours,
hopefulguidance

Dear Maury,
I am 16 with some kind of unknown back diseases thing. When people look at me they think I'm five and if they touch me to much they think I'm going to break but my mom and dad treat me as if nothing were wromg with me. I don't get to go to school, so i have no friends, but my mom and dad try thier hardest to act hip (ecspecally my mom). Plus evey time I goto the hospital one of them stays the night on a hard cot.
I want to say thank you mom and dad with a wheelchair accessible rammbler house and van. did Mention I'm on a trek with portable oxygen so I can't talk too easiy.

Maury, I'm a 24 year old female. I am a very ill woman. When I was 17 I had one saline breast implant put in to correct a problem. It has been 6 years and I have become increasinly ill from it. I am so desperate to have it removed for my health, but insurance won't pay for it. I am soo ill. I have been bedbound for almost 2 months now. I am desperatly seeking help from you to find a surgeon who may donate his services to get it removed. I am afaraid that I will die sooner or later if I don't get it removed. PLEASE. God Bless You!!!

Dear: Maury

Hello Maury my name is Jeremy I am 16 year old kid i live in portland oregon.By the way i have never seen my father he left my mom when she was 16 and i have never seen him sence i know for a fact he lives in lane coutry thats in oregon well if u could. Can you please help me find him he's also dening that he is my father well if u could help me i would be really Happy well i hope to here from you soon...

sincerley: Jeremy

I just wanted to ask what is maury e-mail address I would like to tell him something very much important please e-amil and give it to me with his permission i must say I will be waiting no matter how long it can take thank u so much with alot of love n peace

My name is TinaMarie i am 23 years old and i was wondering an address to write to Maury because i love his show and i know he helps people sometimes. Well i have lived in over 6 states in my life...and i have always been looking for love...and just when i gave up looking i moved in with my brother and found true love on the net. I met my dream woman wendy online. I lived with my brother in Pa. at that time....after about 2 months talking i decided to move half way across the country to be with her. So my brother baught me a ticket to help me get here...and now here i am. Yes i love her very much and things were great at first...but now we are having alot of money problems. And one of our biggest goals is to be able to move our house(we live in a trailer) to our own land to reduce our bills.....and to get us out of this bad neighborhood.....because it is very bad.....and to be closer to her new job. We so want to move either our house closer or to buy a new house that has a basement and a backyard.....but we are now seeing that this may never be possible.....because nobody wants to hire me so i can help save to do this...and our bills are pilling up. My birthday is on the 5th of october and we cant even afford food so we can eat on my b-day because we have to pay our bills and feed our babies(4 cats 1 puppy) first. we can rarely afford food...but we find a way every few months to buy it...right now we eat alot of rice and veggies.....and spagettie with watered down sauce so it lasts.SO could i please have the address to see if he could help us in any way? thank you very much.
sincerely tinamarie

All i ever wanted in life was to live in a house and be wth the one i loved and who loved me......but i guess i kinda have that...but not in an ok neighborhood....or in a house...i have to live in a drug infested and dirty neighborhood...in a trailer where if a tornado hit we would be dead.....all i want is a house with a basement...in an ok neighborhood.....and with a backyard for my puppy.....but i guess i cant have that in this life without any help.

All I've ever wanted in life is for people to stop calling me Maury.

i love your show maury! its off the hook

It always amazes me that people with nothing will keep pets. Pets are a luxury. Something you get when you decide you can afford them. I say help yourself first by getting rid of the animals or develop a taste for Kibbles & Bits.

Oh, and you can also help yourself (and avoid looking like an idiot) by thoroughly researching the purpose of a website before making amazing posts with requests for information that the host so obviously does not have.

Maury:
I love you and your show. God Bless You, your beautiful wife and your children.
I saw your show today and I saw twin sisters that were made fun of because of their hair, Celina & Felina, after they looked beautiful. I too have trouble with my hair and would like very much if you could send me the straight iron if not, could you please let me know where I could purchase one.
I am 40 years old, foster mother and I have looked the same with my short hair. Would like to let my hair grow but when I wash it and dry it I look like a lion. Please help me with this request. My address is ***** Rd., ***, Fla. *****

well courtney go fuck yourself...since it seems you have no life....it may take a while for you to find the hole...but if you are determined you will....and dont forget to lick it before you stick it! just because we are poor now doesnt mean we always were ok....and i guess you know alot about foods for dogs since you are one....how does it taste bitch?

obviously you never had a mother to teach you any manners......so i think you better go eat some more weight watchers and mind you own buisness.

To Whom It May Concern:

My name is Clay Holloway I have a story to tell you about a murder case that envolved my mother. The man was never convicted of the crime. Ihave evidence showing that he done and transcripts of this to. The chief Medical examiner and the west virginia state crime lab said they was no way humanily possible that she shot herself due to the path of the bullett.

dear maury, i need your help on 11-4 is my mother's birthday and she will be 75 years young. my sister is planing a small birthday day party but i am not able to go. the bottome line is my mother is the kind of mother who has always been there for all of us. even after dad die. she had her health promblem. she puts on a good game face i wish you to get her a car. she on a fixed income and she deserves the very best. if i had it, she would have it. sometimes i sit on the side of my bed and cry because you alway help and come through for people. so i pray that you surprise my mother with a blessing and maury it does not have to be new. we will accept whatever you have for her. with much love phyllis

Hi Maury, my name is Davin Francis and I live in St. Kitt's.I watch your shows every day and I think that knowbody likes you like I do and my birthday is on the October 6 2003 and I am asking if you can please send me a computer as a gift for me because my mother cannot afford it.If you decide to send me this gift my address is :

Back Alley,
St. Paul's,
St. Kitt's.
West Indies.

htis E- mail address I sent to you belongs to my best friend so when you write back give my friend the message for me.

your number one fan,
Davin Francis.

DEAR MAURY,
MY NAME IS JULIE AND MY 8 MONTH OLD SON, ETHAN, WAS DIAGNOSED WITH GLANZMANNS DISEASE AT 5 MONTHS OLD. THIS DISEASE CAUSES HIM TO BLEED VERY EXCESSIVLY!! THERE IS ONLY ONE OTHER PATIENT THAT LE BONEUR IN MEMPHIS TN TREATS AND THE MOTHER DOES NOT WANT TO COMMUNICATE WITH OTHER GT PATIENTS. MAURY WILL YOU PLEASE HELP ME FIND SOMEBODY THAT WILL GIVE ME GET AN INSITE ON HOW THEIR LIFE OR THEIR CHILD'S LIFE HAS BEEN. THE HEMATOLOGIST HAVE TOLD US THAT WE ARE IN THE CAGE WITH A TIGER ,BUT I WANT AND DESPERATLY NEED TO KNOW HOW MEAN IS THIS TIGER?!?

Hi, I really would like Maury' E-mail address, b/c i'd like him to try to find my dad i've never known,if you could e-mail it to me it would be great and I would forever be greatfull to you this means the world to me!Thanx alot!!

ForeverGreatfull,
Erica

Man... you REALLY want Maury's address, don't you?

dear maury,

hi! i am a fourteen years old girl that wants to find out who her dad is. i think i have a clue who it is but we don't have the money to get a d.n.a. test done.i feel like my whole life will be ruined if i can't find out if he is my dad. i have turned my back on my mom because she was selffish over me when i was a little girl.my mom cries almost every dad because she know's she made the wrong decision back then. maury can you please help me find out if this is my dad? i would really presiate it. thanks alot!

your friend,
alisha ann metzger

"presiate"?

Oh man.

I need Maury's email!! That's all I ask!
Maury,
Hi, my name is Mandie Miceli and I will be 15 on Nov.1st. My problem is this: I'm an aspiring actress and have auditioned for my most recent school show. I didn't get a part. I also tried to get a scholarship to Hartford, CT, Drama and Arts school. I was denied. Ever since I learned that those people like cat woman that were just actors dressed that way I've wanted to be just like those people! I told my parents this, but they just laughed and told me it would never happen. This was almost 9 years ago. I've always wanted to be like my 3 heros:Jim Carrey, Orlando Bloom, and Amanda Bynes. Please Maury, help me to do this, help me to achieve my dream!!!
~Mandie

MAURY I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I WATCH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME. I THINK YOU'VE CHANGED SO MANY LIVES ON YOUR SHOW. YOU DO WONDERFUL WORK, AND JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE VERY MUCH APPRECIATED IN MY HOUSE HOLD! THE WHOLE FAMILY ARE BIG FANS OF YOURS. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, AND KEEP THOSE SMILES COMING.

WE LOVE YOU MAURY!!!!!!!!!!!

HI MAURY. FIRST I WANT TO START OFF BY SAYING I LOVE YOUR SHOW AND ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR SO MANY PEOPLE. IF THERE WAS A CONTEST FOR THE PERSON WITH THE BIGGEST HEART I'M SURE YOU WOULD WIN WITHOUT A DOUBT!MY NANE IS TIFFANIE SMITH.I LIVE IN SAN JOSE CALIFORNIA.I WANT YOU TO MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE ONE OF THESE DAYS. ITS ABOUT MY MOTHER.
SHE'S THE STRONGEST PERSON I KNOW.MY MOTHER HAS SIX KIDS INCLUDING MY BABY I JUST HAD NOT TO LONG AGO.SHE TAKES CARE OF US THE BEST WAY SHE KNOWS HOW.MY FATHER IS ILL. HE HAS DIABETES.SHE DOES FOR HIM TOO.SHE ALWAYS HAS ALOT OF STRESS HANG'N OVER HER HEAD, BUT KNOW MATTER WHAT SHE KEEPS THE FAMILY HAPPY.ALL NINE OF US LIVE IN A TWO BEDROOM APARTMENT.IT'S PRETTY CRAMPED BUT WE MAKE DO.MY MOM TRYS SO DESPERATELY TO MOVE US TO A BIGGER PLACE, BUT JUST CAN'T SEEM TO AFFORD IT. SHE WORKS SUPER HARD TO KEEP FOOD IN THE HOUSE,A ROOF OVER OUR HEADS, AND CLEAN CLOTHES TO WEAR.SHE DOES EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO KEEP SMILES ON ALL OF OUR FACES.IT HURTS THOUGH TO SEE THAT NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRY'S SHE CAN NEVER GET AHEAD.SHE HAS TWO JOBS, BUT THAT STILL ISN'T HELPING MUCH. SHE'S TRYING SO HARD TO SAVE FOR A BIGGER HOUSE SO THAT WE NO LONGER HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE FLOORS ANYMORE BUT THE MONEY ENDS UP GETTING SPENTON SOMETHING WE DESPERATELY NEED.I JUST WANT MY MOTHER TO KNOW THAT SHE APPRECIATED IN EVERY WAY.I WANT HER TO BELEIVE THAT IF SHE KEEPS HER HOPES HIGH, AND A KEEP A GOOD HEAD ON HER SHOULDERS THAT THAT DREAM HOME SHE ALWAYS WANTED WILL SOON BE WAITING FOR HER. MAURY PLEASE HELP.

WITH LOVE,

TIFFANIE

HI MAURY. FIRST I WANT TO START OFF BY SAYING I LOVE YOUR SHOW AND ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR SO MANY PEOPLE. IF THERE WAS A CONTEST FOR THE PERSON WITH THE BIGGEST HEART I'M SURE YOU WOULD WIN WITHOUT A DOUBT!MY NANE IS TIFFANIE SMITH.I LIVE IN SAN JOSE CALIFORNIA.I WANT YOU TO MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE ONE OF THESE DAYS. ITS ABOUT MY MOTHER.
SHE'S THE STRONGEST PERSON I KNOW.MY MOTHER HAS SIX KIDS INCLUDING MY BABY I JUST HAD NOT TO LONG AGO.SHE TAKES CARE OF US THE BEST WAY SHE KNOWS HOW.MY FATHER IS ILL. HE HAS DIABETES.SHE DOES FOR HIM TOO.SHE ALWAYS HAS ALOT OF STRESS HANG'N OVER HER HEAD, BUT KNOW MATTER WHAT SHE KEEPS THE FAMILY HAPPY.ALL NINE OF US LIVE IN A TWO BEDROOM APARTMENT.IT'S PRETTY CRAMPED BUT WE MAKE DO.MY MOM TRYS SO DESPERATELY TO MOVE US TO A BIGGER PLACE, BUT JUST CAN'T SEEM TO AFFORD IT. SHE WORKS SUPER HARD TO KEEP FOOD IN THE HOUSE,A ROOF OVER OUR HEADS, AND CLEAN CLOTHES TO WEAR.SHE DOES EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO KEEP SMILES ON ALL OF OUR FACES.IT HURTS THOUGH TO SEE THAT NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRY'S SHE CAN NEVER GET AHEAD.SHE HAS TWO JOBS, BUT THAT STILL ISN'T HELPING MUCH. SHE'S TRYING SO HARD TO SAVE FOR A BIGGER HOUSE SO THAT WE NO LONGER HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE FLOORS ANYMORE BUT THE MONEY ENDS UP GETTING SPENT ON

HI MAURY. I WANT TO FIRST START OFF BY SAYING GOD BLESS YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR SO MANY PEOPLE AND ALL THE MANY LIVES THAT YOU HAVE CHANGED. MY NAME IS TIFFANIE SMITH FROM SAN JOSE CALIFORNIA.IWANT YOU TO KNOW HOW SPEACIAL AND STRONG-WILLED MY MOTHER IS. I WANT YOU TO HELP ME MAKE HER DREAM COME TRUE ONE OF THESE DAYS.MY MOM HAS SIX KIDS OF HER OWN INCLUDING MY SON I JUST HAD NOT TO LONG AGO.SHE HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR OUR FAMILY. SHE TAKES CARE OF US THE BEST SHE KNOWS HOW. THAT INCLUDES MY FATHER WHO IS ILL, HE HAS DIABETES.SHE'S ALWAYS WANTED THE PERFECT HOUSE FOR US TO LIVE IN BUT CAN'T SEEM TO REACH HER GOAL. SHE WORKS TWO JOBS AND SHE STILL CAN'T GET THE HOUSE SHE HAS ALWAYS WANTED.INSTEAD WE LIVE IN A TWO BED ROOM APARTMENT. IT'S CRAMPED BUT WITH ALL THE LOVE WE HAVE IN THIS HOUSE WE HAVE NO COMPLAINTS.MY MOM WORKS VERY HARD TO KEEP A ROOF OVER OUR HEADS, FOOD IN OUR MOUTHS, AND CLEAN CLOTHES ON OUR BACKS.WITH NINE PEOPLE IT'S A LOT OF WORK FOR HER. I CAN TELL AT TIMES SHE GETS REALLY STRESSD OUT, BUT SHE DOESN'T LET US KNOW IT.SHE JUST TRYS TO KEEP EVERYBODY WITH A SMILE ON THEIR FACES. I WANT HER TO KNOW THAT SHE IS VERY MUCH LOVED AND APPRECIATED.WE MAY NOT HAVE MUCH,BUT WE HAVE THE BEST MOTHER ONE COULD ASK FOR.SHE'S TRYING SO HARD TO SAVE UP FOR THAT DREAM HOME OF HERS, BUT SOMETHING ALWAYS COMES UP, AND SHE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO SPEND THE MONEY SHE'S BEEN SAVING.I WANT HER TO KNOW THAT AS LONG AS SHE KEEPS THAT POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND THAT GOOD HEAD ON HER SHOULDERS, HER DREAM WILL ONE DAY BECOME REALITY. CAN YOU HELP ME MAKE HER DREAM COME TRUE ONE OF THESE DAYS?

WITH LOVE,

TIFFANIE

Maury ....You had a show on October 30th and it was a DNA testing to find the father...I was always taught that 2 brown eyed parents can't have a blue eyed baby and a blond nevertheless a blond too...but Maury the DNA proved he was the father??? please comment

I want to point out the last person posted 50 times.

Must be an AOL problem.

dear maury i'll try 2 make this short im trying very desperately 2 find my son of 25 yrs old 11/07/03.i put him up 4 adoption when he was 4months old .once i was going 2 get married then i found out i was pregnant he dropped me like a hot potatoe but i kept my son 4 as long as i could no family 2 help me i still 2 this day feel i did the right thing. i just want 2 tell him why i did it and 2 know he is doing fine.i think of him everyday of my life.please help me if u can i want him not 2 call me mom cuz im not but just 2 explain 2 him. i was abused badley as a child on my own at 16 and molested when i was 5 by a cousin and had a 1st bad marriage and since then i have remarried ,a beautiful 6 y6r old who we just found out she has adhd. but were all happy i just want 2 see and speak 2 him if he doesnt thats ok then i will close the book as far as seeing him but not as far as loving him i'll love him 4eva. so please do what u can 4 me thank you i hope 2 hear from u if not thats ok 2 i will do something else dont know what but there must be something please get in touch with me either way so i can do something.

Prince? Prince, is that U?

Dear.Maury Hi! my name is Angela and I'm writing about my friend Ofelia Garcia that is and desperate need ofa house for she can get her 5 children back what happen she lost temp. custody of them cause she was on drugs and her house was tooken from her and she was charged with neglet but now she's dealing with the consequences and she being very strong and she'sbeen off drugs for 90 day's she going to her meetings and doing everything she's suppose to do to get her children back she left her abuser of 16 yrs. and she's doing much better without him I wish you can help herwith a house and furniture cause I feel no parent should be without there children because that's her motivation and that's why she's doing what she has to do to get them back and i see her crying everyday and it hurts my heart I see her looking at my childrenwishing they were her's but her children are all and foster homes right now and there seperated from each other and she has until Feb-2004 to get her children a home and you just don't know she feels without them there names are Naomi-16, Maria-13, Rudy-11, Clarissa-9, and Marcos-1 please if there's anything you could do to help her to recieve her children back she can't afford nothing because when they took her children away she lost everything she attends her classes everyday at Tri-City you can talk to her Case Manager Cecilia Venegas B.S and the # is (219)***-**** Dir line and she could explain her situation to you for you wont think I'm lying about it so can you please help her she really really needs her children back. Sincerly:Angela P.S MY #is (219)***-****

Dear Maury,
Hi! Im 18 years old and i am looking to fulfill a dream of mine since i was 2 years old. My parents had me when they were both 15 and 16 years old. Afterwords their parents wanted them to be married, so they did. A couple of months later, at age 17 my mother found out she was pregnant again. Well needless to say the marrige did not work out so my dad went to the army not knowing that my mom was pregnant. So, they both went on with thier own lives and when the time came for the baby to be born, she gave my little sister up for adoption. I think about this girl every day of my life. I have her adoptive parents names but i have no clue how to go about finding her. Then not knowing if she knows she is adopted is hard too.. the last thing i wanna do is hurt her feelings. i just think its time to know. i know she will be 17 on december 6. If you don't have time, i'll understand. i realize you have tons of people that need your help. But if you could grant my one wish to see my only full blood sibling and see how looks or how she acts or even if she just ever thinks about me, i would be forever in your debt!Thank You for your time and i hope to hear from you soon!
Ashley Taylor of Glendale AZ

Dear maury
I am 13 years old and i barely watch this show but i was watching it one time and it was the one with the girl that was in a black family. She said she had no friends. (I can compare with her life but mine isnt nearly as bad.) I believe her name was Ashley but i could be wrong. when i watched it i tried so hard not to cry but i did anyway and i cried and i cried but then i thought what if i was her? how would i feel if i was her? I would never like it. Well i am her age and if she knew me i would like to be her friend. if you could contact her in any way and tell her about me that would be really great. THANK YOU MAURY i am going to watch your show more often.

Wendy Geib of aliquippa PA

Hay Maury

Thi s is one your biggest fan I watch your show everysingle day when i get out of school. I woul like to get and chance to bring my son father on your show and give him a paternity test. To provide to him that he is the father of my two year old son . He hasn't done nothing for my son since he was born. Every since that bitch of wife enter in to his life he always but her before his own son . I am a single parent doing the best that I can buy raising my child. I love my son so much he deserves to have his father in his life. Even though we don't get alone just take care of his son that all i ask for. I was raised i don't won't my son to go threw the same thing i wen't though. So if there is any way you cxould you please help a single mother out.

Sincerely
latasha moore
of dallas texas age 22

i wach your show every day i love it.

Hi, Does maury see these messages? I would like his mailing address...if anyone knows it....please email me..thanks!!

hi my name is shirley green i live in the bronx, newyork.i know christmas is coming up and i am desperately hoping that you can help us out for christmas because my mother has 12 kids and there is 14 of us living in this small apartment 9 boys and three girls anything i will even be thankful if i get a letter from you maury thank write back

dear Maury
i am a 14 year old girl who is being made fun of at school. they call me all types of names like ugly and it really hurts espacially when my friends do it .the only problem is i have know money to do anything about. i've tried to find work so i can get a makeover. but its hopeless. can you please help me. yours truly: tiffany byrd ilive at
*** address deleted -ram ***

hi maury im 14,and my aunt is obese.she needs help.i am asking u to please find someone to donate theier services and give my aunt dee gastric bypass surgery.please maury. my address is *** address deleted ***.,South Bend ,IN, 46628,and her address is *** address deleted ***,Mishawaka,IN,46545.
thanx so much,
Jimi Grantham

dear maury

i im writing u because im i watch one of ur shows that u help a woman get her tubes reversed and i was woundering if u can help me too.. i got mine done because at the time was husband did want anymore kids.. and he said if i didnt he would leave me ... well come to find out the he and was one of my bestfriend was messing around and she got pg by him.. were divorce and have been for about a 1 1/2 and im with a wounderful man .. this man has never been married or has any kids of his own... and i was woundering if u could help me so we can have a child togather... please O please..

joy from salina kansas

Dear Maury i am writting this to ask for your help. I need a way to let four people in my life know how important they are to me. You see on December 26,2002 i crashed my car, which cause back problems for me. About four months ago i started getting serious back pains and they got so bad they made me cry all the time. On December 8, 2003 i went to the doctors for what i thought was a rutine physical theropy treatement but when the doctor called me in to discuss some things, i got scared. He expained to me that i had hemoriged and slipped discs, he also stated the i had a walnut sized lump in my back that could be a tumer or a syste. I am really scared because of the hospital bills and my family not being able to own the house they are so close to owning. I wish there was a way i could just be a healthy, normal child.
There is another person in my life i would like to let know how much i appriaciate him. I met Joe about three and half months ago at the school we both attend too. Joe asked me a month ago to be his girlfriend, and i said yes. The day i came back from the hospital i found Joe in the hallway and explained to him what the doctor told me. He looked hurt and explained to me that we would work through these minor things. But because the school made me leave that same day, i missed Joes birthday. He has been there when ever i had a problem. He even helped me when i couln't make it to the doctors alone. All i am asking is to help me let these people know just how much they mean to me. If you could help me i would appriciate it so much.
Love so much, Tanya Wells

For maury, i would like to start off by saying hi, i have this big wish to give my mom a makeover! SHe is truelly special to me, she's the reason i get up in the mornings to me she the mom that really disserves it she that kind of mother that a girl can get lucky with if it wasn't for her i'd have no reason living she's always there for me, she always buying me something when instead of getting something for herself when she needs it! Maury if you can could you please give my mom a makeover? If you can't i'll understand!
Thankyou,
Heather

dear maury,

that brain transplant didn't work. help. help.

your fan,

mauryfan9840820489283983@aol.com

Ryan, NOT Maury....

hmnnn...I guess some people just see the picture and automatically think that this is Maury's website....let it keep on going, this is hilarious....I started laughing halfway through reading all of these and I was like, god are these people just dense...lol

But, I ask you just like the smart ones did, do you possibly have Maury's e-mail address, I would really like to tell him my story and hopefully have a good outcome...

E-mail me back if you think I am worthy enough...LOL.

Lasha Fink
Iowa USA

I've been getting really behind on posting some of the "Dear Maury" letters I've gotten via e-mail. Here's one that just came in from someone who's using one of those famed "punctuationless" keyboards.

maury i look at every show a lot i love it but you always have special people on there about kids and women but iam writting to see when you going to d a show on men how special they are maury i thank god every day for my husband he is so special to me and my kids i could never let this man know he is more then a husband he is my special friend ,and i would love to come to your show you kow i look at bill cosy but i have my own he act just like he to me aand he is just like thta to the kids maury there are some good men out there annd he never really let then know just like you you is a speial man also you really try to help peolpe and i like thta aabout your show you alway see the 2 side story and i want to know thank you so very much for your time to read my letter i would love to just meet you also thank you ms patrici robert

i love your show how come you dont to aborignial shows natives go threw alot when they were kids

WEll... im trying to prove to my lame a55 ex that hes the father of my child... id write a letter to maury but im in ohio .. i mean will it ever get there..so im trying to get an email adress....HELp me out

DEAR MAURY-
HI MY NAME IS ELIZABETH I AM 16 YEARS OLD I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP MY MOTHER I'VE SEEN YOU HELP SO MANY PEOPLE AND I AM HOPING YOU CAN HAVE THE TIME TO HELP ME YOU SEE MY MOM HAS A LIVER DISEASE WICH IS HEPITITAS C SHE IS VERY ILL SHE HAS LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT AND SHE TRIES TO HIDE HOW SICK SHE IS BUT EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW SHE IS REALLY ILL MY DAD DIED WHEN I WAS SIX I HAVE 2 YOUNGER SISTERS WHO ARE TWINS THEY DID'NT REALLY KNOW OUR DAD AS WELL AS I DID BUT IM REALLY SCARED OF LOSING MY MOM I KNOW SHE DOES'NT HAVE THAT LONG OF A LIFE TO LIVE BUT I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE HER WISH COME TRUE AND GIVE HER MONEY TO GET A NEW LIVER IF I BECOME THAT DESPERATE TO WHERE I CAN'T GET HER ONE THEN I WANT TO GIVE HER MINE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE HER MAURY PLEASE HELP ME SHE'S ALL I HAVE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF I LOST HER I'D PROBABLY GO CRAZY EVERY NIGHT I CHECK ON HER WHEN SHE FALLS ASLEEP TO SEE IF SHE IS STILL BREATHING BUT I BELIEVE GOD CAN WORK MIRACLES AND I BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN MAKE THAT MIRACLE HAPPEN MAURY YOU ARE AN AWSOME PERSON WITH THE BIGGEST HEART AND I KNOW GOD WILL BLESS YOU IN MANY WAYS FOR ALL THE HEALING AND MIRACLES YOU HAVE DONE FOR SO MANY PEOPLE PLEASE MAURY MAKE MY MIRACLE HAPPEN FOR MY MOM GOD BLESS YOU MAURY !

id write a letter to maury but im in ohio .. i mean will it ever get there

Yeah, the US Postal Service does have trouble with those Ohio-to-New York letters.

well maury i love your show and i just wanted to tell you i love you show and i wake up everyday at 9:00 and whach your show because that is what time your show comes on at where i live well about three years ago when i was 14 my mom found out that she had cancer and we everyone things she is ok but i know she is still sick because she talks to me i hear and see her when she is sick it is sad for me because it is hard to see her like that because she is my mom well now my brother and is gurlfriend had a baby and two weeks later it die it haurt my mom so bad because that was her first grand baby and now she is helping me and my boyfriend and my brother and is gurlfriend get are own place to live i just wish i could do something to help her no we all apreciate all she has done for us and she is so in dedt i just wish you could help us i always believe in you most people say that you are just pertinding to give that stuff that you give to those people they say the people who show up on because thay have been trained for you show
well maury thank you maury for all you help please help me to do someting good for my mom she deservse it she is a single mom thats how is been all my life

HI MAURY,
THIS IS JASMINE. I WATCH YOUR SHOW EVERYDAY! EVEN THOUGH I AM ONLY 12 YEARS OLD, I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE YOUR HELP WITH DOING SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR MY MOTHER. SHE WAS ADOPTED AT BIRTH, AND WOULD LIKE TO FIND HER BOILOGICAL PARENTS. WE LIVE IN INDIANA AND WERE ONCE TOLD THAT HER PARENTS LIVE ABOUT 20 MILES SOUTH FROM US, BUT WE HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO FIND THEM. EVEN IF YOU CANNOT MAKE A SHOW ABOUT IT, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT eskimo_jasmine52@hotmail.com

-THANKS-
-JASMINE-

Here's one that I received at the Ping:

Hi maury i would like a Favor from you i would like to meet a singer called Ashanti and i cannot contact her i want to assist your show to meet her or stay with her in a hotel for 1week?That's my favorite singer i would love to meet her in person sometimes i cry or if not try to email her but she never write back.maury i need your help can you assist Ashanti to your show if you could call me-860-***-**** i would like to meet her and if i meet her and well sure be happy to meet you too.
Love you-Maury & Ashanti

Here's one that just arrived via e-mail:

I WAS WATCHING YOUR SHOW A COUPLE WEEKS BACK, WHEN THE 13 AND 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS WHERE TRYING ALL THEY COULD TO GET PREGNANT. IT REALLY HURT TO SEE SUCH YOUNG GIRLS TRYING THIS. I'M 16 YEARS OLD AND HAVE A 1 MONTH OLD SON, IT HAS BEEN THE HARDEST THING TO DEAL WITH, AND I KNOW THAT I HAVE MUCH MORE HARD TIMES AHEAD.I AM ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES THOUGH, I HAVE THE HELP OF MY FAMILY AND MY BOYFRIEND AND HIS FAMILY. MY BOYFRIEND NOW IS NOT MY SONS FATHER. HE HAS SAID THAT HE ACCEPTS MY SON BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE WITH ME. I WILL GRADUATE A YEAR EARLY AND WILL START COLLEGE IN THE FALL, I'M GOING TO BECOME A MEDICAL ASSISTANT. I'M MAKING MY DREAMS COME TRUE EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A SON. THOSE GIRLS WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING RIGHT. I WISH I COULD TELL THEM JUST HOW HARD IT IS TO RASISE A BABY. MY SON WAKES UP EVERY THREE TO FOUR HOURS, AND DOESN'T LIKE ME LEAVEING HIM ANY WHERE. I WAS 16 BUT THOSE GIRLS WERE YOUNGER. IT IS HARD TO SEE GIRLS THAT AGE WANTING THIS KIND OF LIFE. I LOVE MY SON MORE THAN ANYTHING, BUT I HAD TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING FUN... IT IS SO HARD TO GO PLACES BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TAKE MY SON OUT IN THE COLD, AND MY MOM WON'T ALWAYS WATCH HIM. I UNDERSTAND THOUGH BECAUSE ITS NOT HER PLACE TO DO IT. WHY A GIRL WHO HASN'T EXPERIENCED LIFE YET WOULD WANT THE SAME KIND OF FATE IS CRAZY. ALL I CAN SAY IS, I YOU DO GET P.G. AND ARE SCARDED GIVE YOUR BABY TO SOMBODY WHO CAN CARE FOR THEM, BABIES NEED LOVE AND SUPPORT TO. DON'T THINK OF ONLY YOURSELF. AND ANOTHER THING STAY IN SCHOOL, YOU CAN DO IT!!! LOOK AT ME AS AN EXAMPLE, I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SENIOR YEAR WHEN I HAD MY SON, IT WAS HARD BECAUSE IT WAS 2 WEEKS BEFORE THE SEMESTER WAS UP, AND I HAD TO GO OUT ON POSTNANTAL FOR 6 WEEKS, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO FAIL, BUT I PASSED. I'LL BE GRADUATEING A YEAR EARLY AND LIKE I SAID GOING TO COLLEGE, ALL BECAUSE I MADE A MISTAKE AND NOW I'M STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE ON THE PRESSURE. I HOPE YOU ARE TO. SOMETHING I TELL MYSELF EVERYDAY... WHEN YOUR STRONG, YOU SPARKLE!!! :)

THANK YOU
AND GOD BLESS,
ASHLEY ******

Dear Maury,
My name is Danielle and I am 16 years old. The reason I am writing is because I want to tell my story about my mom. See, my mom and I are really close and we always have been. My mom has many problems, she is bypolar, and there is alot of things that come with that. My mom and I fought alot because of this and because I was a typical teenager. On November 21 2002 my mom and I got into a very physical fight and she hurt me pretty bad, I went to foster care, my little brother went to his dad's, and mom went to jail. I ended up living with my cousin then I went to a correctional facility on December 24 2002. Some things happened while i was living with my cousin so I couldn't live with her after I left the facility. I went into foster care from June 23 2003 to October 24 2003. After that I moved back in with my mom. She was now living with her boyfriend in another area.(her boyfriend is black and my family is totally againt mixing races) She made it seem all great. Then when I moved here (because we were still close)she told me how he was ignorant to her all the time and they fought physically a couple of times. My mom can't get a job because of her mental disorder and so she is getting Social Security/Disability. Her boyfrind and I are not getting along and it hurts me because I know it hurts my mom. There is no way we can get along(he's always cussing me out) so I stay in my room all the time, which isn't good for me because I also suffer from mental disorders. Everyone has been pushing my mom to leave(even her boyfriend's mom). My whole family lives in the same area so we are trying to get mom to move back so she can be with her family because she says that's what she wants. My mom has lived in that area all her life until she moved here.That's where her frinds are and I love to see my mom with them(she has no friends here). The city we live in now is not safe there have been 3 shootings since I moved her(2 in the past month) so I cant go any where not because I'm not aloud, but because I'm scared. I love my mom so much and it kills me to see her cry all the time. We tried to leave a couple of times, but she keeps coming back. I don't know what to do. We are having a hard time getting on our feet. My mom and I have made it through so many things together, but this time she keeps thinking about all the bad things. They are serios but I still believe we can make it. (we have no money,no place to live,no furniture,and my mom has accumilated some debt to the phone,gas,cable,and electric companies) I keep telling my mom I will get a job to help her(I will do anything)but she still says we won't make it. I feel I have done all I can for being only 16. I don't know what else there is. HELP?

Dear Maury,
my name is Deb and I'm a huje fan. I hv 2 tel u abowt this prblem i'm havin. me n sum peeps think u r reely maury povitche when u iz ryan mcmichel. i dont no whut 2 do. plz help! thx

IM TRYING TO SEE MAURY ON DREAMS COME TRUE FOR MY HUSBAND AND HIS FAMILY ON JUSTICE. WE WANT JUSTICE WE NEED TO MAKE IT KNOWN WHAT HAPPENED TO
MY HUSBAND AND ME. WE BOTH BEEN THROUGH ALOT AND I WANT TO MAKE A DREAM COME TRUE FOR HIM.ALSO WE WANT TO GET THE MEDIA OR AS MUCH MEDIEA IN AS WE
CAN ON WHAT HAD HAPPEN TO US FOR THE PAST SEVERAL YEARS.I JUST AM DISPERATE FROM THE BOTTM OF MY HART AND REALLY NEED MAURYS HELP.I LOVE MY HUSBAND AND NEED SONE JUSTICE FOR HIM. SO IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON HOW TO GET A HOLD OF HIM, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!!!!!!:):)

Dear Maury

I came to this webpage after seeing it linked from another weblog. I have no idea who you are or why you might attract a loyal following of idiots who cannot read yet desparately want your email address so that they can eject their life story.

OH WAIT. I THINK FOR SOME REASON I NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. MAYBE THIS WILL HELP TO MAGICALLY SEND THIS MESSAGE DIRECTLY TO YOU EVEN THOUGH IT IS ON SOMEBODY ELSE'S WEBSITE. MAYBE SOME EXTRA PUCTUATION WOULD HELP?!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!? LOL LOL

I WONDERED HOW PEOPLE CAME TO THIS WEBSITE. TYPING 'MAURY' IN GOOGLE BRINGS THE URL THAT I HAVE SIGNED UNDER.

ONE MORE THING. ONE POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE SEEN YOUR SHOW IN ENGLAND. DOES YOUR SHOW EXIST IN THE UK OR ARE YOUR VIEWERS DELUSIONAL AS WELL AS STUPID?

YOURS.

R.O.T. THIRTEEN
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i think maury should do a show on teenage moms! not a bad show one that shows the good partnof us .We do just as good as other moms two and three times our agemaybe being a teen mom has a good side,?

Hi Maury,
I've been branded a BAD DAD. I'm not! I owe child support arrearages in the amounts of 61,000.00 plus. I am being sued for this money and the kids are not my biological children. i am a poor person of 52 years. I can't aford an attorney or perternity testing. The Children live in Seattle and Chicago. Their ages are 14 to 33 years of age. I am married. My wife and I are suffering, terribly. I work but get no check because the stae of Washington and the state of Illinois take the money I earn. This is driving me to crime in the worst ways. I don't like to steal, rob, cheat or sell drugs, but it seems to be the thing the two states want. What's worse is that I am considering doing just that! i can't believe I am thinking like that. Who will win? If I go to jail, the stae of Illinois will have to pick up the cost from tax payers, the children never have gotten any of the money that they say I owe, so they don't win, the stae of Washington nor Illinois will get any thing if I am lock away. So who wins? I need to prove that these children are not my biological children. I know beyond a shadow of doubt that I am not the father but the states who are taking my money won't believe me because they are satisfied that someone (anyone) is paying the bill. They are the crooks behind this hold matter. They refuse to stop their computers and know that 5 of the eight children are adults. Still they come after me. I would like to come on your show and talk to their mothers, have perternity test done and bust them and the child support agency out for the suffering they have cause me. I need your help. Can you help me?

maury i really need your help well my sister does she wants to be a singer but she can not get no where in this little town we are in maury all her life she has been want to be a singer/actress i want to help her so bad she has no one else to help her she is 21 years old and im asking for your help maury we dont have a mother to help us all we got is are grandmother and father are mother is somewhere in florida we dont know where but we wished we did all are life she has walked out of it. maury please help!!!
love christina wallace

maury it's me wants again maury i love you so much please help me me i need my mom back and my sister needs help maury i have seen you help other people and i want to be one of them maury you wont understand how happy i would be if i had my mom back in my life please help me find her and please help my sister out by becoming an siner? actress or just please help me with one at least!!!
i love you always
christina

hi maury im a 20year old from scranton pa and im writting you to ask if you could do something for my mom she's a single mother of two im twenty and my little brother is 4 and a half but she raised me on her own and now raising my brother on her own and she's been thru so much in the past 4and a half years with my brother he was born with liver cancer and she was there the whole time for him and did everything on her own she never buys her self anything its all about us and now i would like it if you could do something for her
because i think she realy deserves it i mean everytime she thinks she gets ahead she gets knocked back i mean she has bad luck with cars and i feel realy bad for her so could you please help i would realy appreciate it

thank you
christy

Dear Maury,
Look my bestfriends birthday is coming up on April 18th..and she is in love with Ludacris. Oh my gosh, this girl will not stop talking about him! She wanted to go to his concert but her mother won't let her so she is wishing he can come to her somehow and she is my best friend and all so i really want her to be happy. So Maury all i want is for her to get a chance to see Ludacris and she really hopes she can meet him.

THANKS MAURY,
- JENNY N.

Maury it's Jenny again ... Listen I really need this.. I wanna make her happy she deservess it. I hope u get back to mee! I really know you are busy with much more important thingss but please do this for mee ! Please .. Ive seen you did something like this before..

You all might want to try Maury's weblog. He posts comments about his life and has a bunch of places for comments it's like SO AWESOME OMG.

DEAR MUARY I HAVE THE BIGEST FAVIOR TO ASK YOU, IT IS THAT YOU CAN HELP ME FIND MY REAL DAD AND A BROTHER THAT I HAVE NEVER MEET. MY DAD LEFT WHEN I WAS BOLRN. PLEASE HELP ME MUARY. THIS IS THE BIGEST DREAM OTHER THAN GETING A ADITION FOR ACTING. MUARY I HAVE TRYED EVERTHING PLEASE HELP MY BROTHER IS LIKE 5 OR 6. MY DAD DONT LIVE WITH HIM BUT IF YOU DO THAT I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU PLEASE. I HAD TO GROW UP WITHIOGHT HIM AND A LITTLE GIRL NEEDS HER DADDY IN HER LIFE, AND NOHA [BROTHER] NEEDS HIOM TO THIS IS ALL I ASK OF YOU MUARY PLEASE HELP!!!!! THANKS LOVE MEAGAN...PS YOUR SHOW IS THE BEST, YOU ALLWAYS HELP PEOPLE TO MAKE THERE DREAMS COME TRUE CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME!!! THANK AGAIN LOVE YA LOTS XOXOXOXOXO!!!!!

How does one get "BOLRN?" Is that an IKEA desk or something?

hey paul did i ask for you to give me advise on how to spell? no i didnt but i was in a hury and i was crying so if you have somthing that you would like to talk to me about why dont you e-mail me my e-mail name is MysticMeagan@aol.com ok? and im sorry for looking like a dumbutt but to you but if you knew what i was going throw you would know well e-mail me!!..bye meagan

Save it for Maury, kid.

HEY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU TALK A LOT OF S**T FOR SOME WHO DONT SAY VERY MUCH WHY CANT YOU E-MAIL ME ARE YOU SCARED? YA RIGHT ID=F YOUR NOT THEN E-MAIL ME!!! MEAGAN

Meagan - #1, why would someone be scared to e-mail you? Do you have some scary arm that will reach out of the screen and punch them if they do? I don't get it.

#2 - Do you have *any* clue what you're doing?

#3 - See #2. You might want to read before posting your life story to a random web site.

I liked how Meagan (or is it MEAGN) censored her own curse word. That's a nice touch.

OK LISTIN I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID TO YALL BUT YALL NEED TO STOP BEING LITTLE KIDS AND GROW UP!! BECAUSE YOU TALK ALL THIS CRAP BUT WHY CANT YOU E-MAIL ME? AND ANOTHER THING RYAN I GOT ON HERE TO HAVE SOME ONE FIND MY BROTHER!!! SO WHY ARE YOU ON HERE I GUESS YALL BOTH HAVE PROBS TO THEN... HUGH? YA NO ONES PERFECT AND YOU GUYS ARNT EITHER HOW OLD ARE YOU??? WELL ANY WAZE THIS IS STUPID!! IF YALL WANT TO TALK E-MAIL ME AND STOP BEING STUID ASS'S!! MEAGAN

You can't make this stuff up; someone is genuinely this dumb.

I love the Internet.

AND ANOTHER THING RYAN I GOT
ON HERE TO HAVE SOME ONE FIND MY BROTHER!!!

Why? Does he think I'm Maury Povich, too?

SO WHY ARE YOU ON HERE I GUESS YALL BOTH HAVE
PROBS TO THEN... HUGH?

My name isn't Hugh, it's Ryan.

As far as the reason I'm "on here," "here" is my web site. I own it, I run it, I pay for it, and one time I saw the Maury Show. I still don't understand why you (and dozens of other people) are looking for help here. Color me baffled.

If this were a book, I'd pay $20 to read it.

Meagan, my dear. Should you return to this page, please don't yell at me for not emailing you directly - it's not like I'm scared like those wussies Ryan and Paul are. It's just that Maury doesn't allow me to email people directly...he can be a real son of a bitch like that. Sometimes I really hate that motherfucker. He's not the great guy you build him up to be. Anyway, I encourage you to take a deep breath, calm down, read some of the absurd messages above your own, realize you're a fucking idiot, remove your ovaries, then go to http://google.com and type Maury into the little empty box in the middle of the screen. Then click the I'm Feeling Lucky button. There you will find the website for Maury's TV show. I guess you didn't realize it, but this isn't Maury's website. I know it's confusing...laze.net certainly seems like a website Maury might have as his own. It sure confused the s**t out of me the first time I saw it.

Good luck finding your daddy and brother...I'm sure they're just dying to meet you.

Sincerely,
Mike Oxbigg
Personal Assistant to Maury Povich

DEAR MAURY, MY MOM REALLY NEEDS YOUR HELP. SHE HAS BEEN RAISING HER NEICE SINCE SHE WAS 6MOS. OLD AND NOW SHE IS A TROUBLED 161/2 YEAR OLD. SHE LIES CONSTANTLY,RUNS AWAY,TRIES TO GET MY MOM IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW, AND WE BELIEVE SHE IS HAVING SEX WITH OLDER MEN.MY PARENTS TOOK HER IN WHEN HER REAL PARENTS WERE TO FAR OFF ON DRUGS TO CARE FOR HER AND SHE JUST DOESN'T SEEM TO CARE THAT WE LOVE HER WITH ALL OUR HEARTS AND ONLY WANT TO GIVE HER A CHANCE AT LIFE. PLEASE MAURY HELP.MY MOM IS AT THE END OF HER WITS. SHE VERY SICK AND DEALING WITH A TROUBLED TEEN THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO CARE IF SHE LIVES OR DIES ISN'T HELPING HER HEALTH AT ALL. MAURY CAN YOU DO SOMETHING

HEY THANKS RYAN THAT WAS REALY COOL!! WELL THANKS FOR THE WISDOM!!!! LOVE MEAGAN

Dear Maury,
My name is Brittany and I am a very big fan of B2K's. I've been their truest fan since they came out and I still am even though they have broken up. My favorite is Lil Fizz, so I am especially going to support his solo album, as well as the rest of their's. I think that you should have a special show for all B2K's biggest fans, and don't forget to invite me. I know that you are a real busy man, but please take my request into consideration, I'll really appreciate it and it'll be the happiest day in my life. Thank you!

Dear,Maury:

As you may know or may not know,I look at your show when I can.I am currently a senior at Garland High School. I am very excited because I am moving in a positive direction as I strive for complete excellence.This summer I am embarking on an exciting andeavor.I have been given the opportunity to represent the state of texas. Yes that is correct!On June 29- July 5,2004 I will have the chane to attand a model and talent convention in Orlando,Florida.While on this trip I will be able to model in front of agencies from around the world,so this will be a fun experience for me. Of course you know a trip of this caliber is not an inexpensive one. In order for me to go on this trip I will need to raise $1,795.00 dollars So if you would be so gracious enough, I would like to ask for your support. I appreciate your time and consideration and would like to than you in advance for your thoughtfulness.
Sincerely,
Henry
Livingston III
P.S. If you would please mail the money to Henry Livingstin III,***,***,Texas,
*** but mack the cack to American Modeling & Talant Convention(AMTC). My # is (972)***-****. Thank you :-}

Mack the Cack!

My name is Martha Young.I am a big fan of yours.
I am write you to ask you to make my kids wish come true. me and my husband been trying for months to get our kids into modeling. They have been accepted into Babizion modeling school but we couldn't afford to send them there. It would mean so much to me if your would help me and my kids if you would help me make my kids dream come true.I watch your show everyday @3:00pm.Please email me back or call me @985-***-****.
Thank You,
Martha Young

my name is chanan and i really need maury's
e-mail address. you see my husband of 6 years has no children.he is 37 years old and wants to have a child but after i had my little girl from a previous marriage i had my taubes tied not knowing that i would find a man like him.i want to get my tubes reversed but the money just isn't right.i want to make my husband the happiest man in this world but i need some help and i want to know if maury can make our dreams come true. can you please help me!THANKS Chanan Palmer fron Ohio

If you want Maury's email address, go to his Internetting web sight:

MAURY'S EMAIL ADDRESS WEB SIGHT!!!

I need maury's email. I want to get something out to maury please help me.

It's been a while since I've posted any of the e-mails I've gotten... here's a one from today:

Hi Maury,
I am 26 yo and live in Australia with my partner, 2 kids and my parents (crowded I know!). I was just writing to say how much we ALL love your show and was wondering if there was a chance that you would ever be coming to OZ (Sydney) to do a show? And if so how do I go about buying tickets?? I am actually watching your show as I write, its the episode, "Im back to test the 5th man...... are you my baby's daddy?" and its great!! You are so warm and you really seem geniune with your guests. They all feel so comfortable with you! All the best for future shows, and I look forward to meeting you one day when you come to OZ!!!!

almost 2 years ago today i fell inlove with a man his name is jonathon cory st*****. i met him at his house. his brother never would let us date because he was jealous. about 7 months ago i was forced to move and didn't even get to say goodbye to cory. i miss him so much and would do anything just to see him for 5 min. he was my first love my one true love and i need him now in my life more than ever and have tried everything to find him but am having no luck. please maury i need your help finding my long lost love. i live in coirnth ms plez contact me somehow. by the way i love your show and what you do for people please try to help me.

Dear Maury,
Hello Maury.My name is Elizabeth W******, I'm 18 years old and I've been living with my soon to be husben for the past year and 3 months now.We rencently had our first child last November.At that time there was alot of joy and at the same time sarrow.My father past away when I was 11 yrs old and Bryan's father left when he was 10.That's why I'm writing you on behalf of Bryan.Last night I was looking for my birth certificate so we can elope (because we don't have the money for a wedding) and I found a letter from his father.It was from 94 just before he took off.It said, "When I get out of here maybe your mom will let me spend lots for time with you so I can get to know you as my son!" and when I read that I couldn't help but to cry.My father is gone and his father is still alive(what we know of)and they can have a second chance.We just don't have the money to find him.Bryan is the only one who works because I stay home with Katelynn.All I've wonted to do was fine his dad for him; because he's always takin care of my every need and I can't take care of his only soul-seacking need.Bryan always said,"look at me,here I am 19yrs old,I have my own place,I pay all the bills,I have a great job,I take care of my soon to be wife and now my daughter.I'm a great guy and he don't know.But what bothers me the most of all he's a grandfather and don't even know it.If you could look into bryan's eye when he talks about his dad; there a big light of hope and at the same time a mager vode.I wont to fill that vode by finding his father.Mine was take away so I can understand everything he feels.The only diffence is they have a second chance at being father and son.Please Muary here my cry from a man how cries out for the little boy.I know your a very busy man, I've seen you help people over and over agian.I just hope you'll help me in finding Bryan's father.I would appreciate it very much.Bryan don't know I'm writing you but he knows I'm looking for a way to find his father.You can contact me by e-mailing me or call me on my home phone at 281-***-**** or on my cell phone at 281-***-****.Thank you for you time.
>From a lost boy at heart,
Elizabeth D. ******(Dallas)

Wow. It took me a good 10 seconds to figure out what mager vode meant.

hello maury first i would like to say i love your show it is the bomb me and my 18year old daughter watches your show every day if we are not at home we record it because we no it going to be somthing good i notice you have a lot of shows that talkes about make over and paternity tests which is good i love the action but when are you going to have kids talent seach 04 i know your wondering why well maury for one i read all of the accomplis and some ways asking for money to help them out and i know its for a good cause i have a very talented 14 year old son that loves to rap see maury i stand behind my son 100% but for the lasts 2years i notice a change in my son he started to down his self and did'nt want to talk care of himself the promblem was his weight some time they talk about him at school i don't think his that big but he think so he weights about 160 at 14 the only thing make him fill better is rapping i sent him to the studio about 4 times to help make his dreams come true now there is so much i can do because i'm on disabilty and i only get a check once a month plus i have 4 more kids i'm not asking for money i just want my son to know he can do any thing if he puts his mind to it and if he wants to rap he is a very good rapper so if you could please have a kid talent seach 04 so he can have a better self exseem about his self and also show the other kids that might be going thought the same thing they can do it to but to also show the ones who down him that he can hold his head up high please call me at 816-***-**** or816-***-**** or email me thank you

hello maury first i would like to say i love your show it is the bomb me and my 18year old daughter watches your show every day if we are not at home we record it because we no it going to be somthing good i notice you have a lot of shows that talkes about make over and paternity tests which is good i love the action but when are you going to have kids talent seach 04 i know your wondering why well maury for one i read all of the accomplis and some ways asking for money to help them out and i know its for a good cause i have a very talented 14 year old son that loves to rap see maury i stand behind my son 100% but for the lasts 2years i notice a change in my son he started to down his self and did'nt want to talk care of himself and also thinking crazy of hurting him self the promblem was his weight some time they talk about him at school i don't think his that big but he think so he weights about 160 at 14 the only thing make him fill better is rapping i sent him to the studio about 4 times to help make his dreams come true now there is so much i can do because i'm on disabilty and i only get a check once a month plus i have 4 more kids i'm not asking for money i just want my son to know he can do any thing if he puts his mind to it and if he wants to rap he is a very good rapper so if you could please have a kid talent seach 04 so he can have a better self exseem about his self and also show the other kids that might be going thought the same thing they can do it to but to also show the ones who down him that he can hold his head up high please email me at calgu8@aol.com thank you

My Mom needs a serious makeover..It woudl be a good show..I'm a 22 yr old model ,I travel alot but I'm kinda ashamed of my mother and the way she looks,I woud like to take her to places but ya know and if i try and help her she wont let me so this is the only way i can do it..She really needs one bad.She had the same look for yearssss.Please contact me at Pamelalexis@aol.com
I will send photos.Thnx alot...

It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside when someone's ashamed of her mother because of how she looks.

Dear Maury,
My name is Ricardo Martin and I attend Lander University in Greenwood, South Carolina. The college I attend has a population of about three thousand students, whom only 18% is African-American. Speaking for myself, I wanted to attend a small, but good university. The cost of tuition is high. If I attended an all black school, I would have gotten a lot of aid for college, but I chose not to because of the high srop out rates and I like to be in a diversed community. I was seeing was their any type of aid avaible for me that I haven't on the website scholarship searches. Thank-You, Ricardo Martin

Maury this is william phillips from east providence,rhode island(***-***-****).My mom has been sick in many way examples
(cant,walk,dizzyness,fainting,falling,he-adaches,and alot more things)ive been trying to help her 24hrs a day if i can after school and on weekends.I do not live with her but i no what goes around.I was seeing if i can be put on your show to help us out i have no car to drive around ive been saving so i can take her on a short trip but im having trouble with getting a car,money for the trip but it seems that i just cant do it.I need help and with your help i watch your show mostly every time i get a chance and she likes to watch it too and she would love to be on your show this means the world to me.I love my mom so much i would love to take her for a ride and a short trip if you can do this we will love you which we already do. please Maury please i want the rest of her time to be good and for her to be on your show she would love it.

thank you
maury
Sincerly
william v phillips Jr

dear maury i which your show every day and have them make me cry when you have a show about unight family togeter i cry and it is good but i have a litte gril that asks me about her father and i dont know what to tell her she asks me and her grama about her father like dose he love her and care about her me and grama tell her yes he dose and then she says well why dont he call her or come and see her or write me the last time she seen her father was when she was two and have years old and now shes 13 years old and we tried to fine him and we cant all i know is his name is alan long and his nick name was gup thats what we call him the ownly ting shes got is his picher from when she was a baby back then and she is looking for him and she cant fine him so im asking as a mother can you help her renight them a gain all she whans to know is dose love her and care for her all she wants to know is can you look at your litte gril in the eyes and say ilove you and did you ever care about me ilove you daddy can you tell me daddy that you care about me and love me and belive me maruy with me writing this im crying place maury can you help us yorfan lisa harper

Maury, i really need your advice. I am in the worst situation i have ever been in. I need to contact you some how!!!!!Please!

Hi Maury,
I am a 38 year old disabled mother of one terrific son. He has helped me tremendously with cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, and even getting me dressed. I have paraylsis on my left side almost completely, and now on the right side it has started also. I recently had surgery for a crushed spinal cord, and he has to still help with all the household chores, and getting me dressed sometimes, because his father works long hours and he has just been such a wonderful helper, I was wondering if you gave out certificates, like they do in school such as terrific kids? It would be so great for him to receive something like that from you. I know you do a lot of things for the needy families and all, and I am not trying to get any of that I just thought if you did give out certificates, he certainly deserves one. He has been taking care of me for two years and he is just eleven years old now. He is a real hard worker and an excellent son and I guess I just wanted to brag. We love your show, and watch it everyday. I am also glad you have kept your show going with all the respect that the other talk shows, that have finally gone off the air, lost. Yours is still respectful of younger viewing audiences and I for one am appreciative of it. Thank you...Barbara

Hey everyone i just got an email thats quite distrubing and i need maurys email so he can help her she is in really big trouble heres the email:Dear Reader

I am a single mother of four kids: ages five, three and a half, 17 month, and two week old baby girl. God has blessed me with three beautiful, healthy children. Untill recently things were going great for us, even though we struggled financially at times (my part-time job was not enough to support us).
Then, the tragedy struck on January 13th. My oldest, Matt, got hit by a car while playing outside. ( The driver never got fined - it was a hit and run). After agonizingly long weeks of hospitalization, we did not think he would live but thank godness is he alive right now ... but barely. He is still in the hospital in the comatose condition. Doctors say he will be a vegetable for the rest of his live, for as long as he lives and even if he does come out of the coma - his brain is too damaged for him to lead a normal life. My insurance coverage run out and I can't afford hospital bills. Right now I own a hospital over 500,000 dollars so far.
Shortly, after the accident has happened, my 87 year old grandmother, with whom I was really close (she raised me as a child), suffered a stroke and could not live on her own anymore. I took her in.
All that happened while I was pregnant with Carissa. Because of all this severe stress that I've been through, Carissa was not only a premie but was born with Down's syndrome as well as chronic colitis. She is also missing fingernails on her right hand. She is in the hospital as well because she needs to be monitored 24/7. Right now I am at the lowest point of my life: I don't have a job - taking care of three sick family members that are so dear to me is a full time job - I can't afford to pay for my tiny appartment, my car got taken away because no payment, not to mention the debt with a hospital!
I know you are not obligated to do anything: you are free to delete this email without giving it a second thought, but please listen to the cry from mothers heart! We had worked out a deal with AOL where for every 12 forwards I will get 15 cents. Please, don't harden your heart, send this email to everyone on your list. This is crucial for our survival!! God bless you all!

Sincerely,

Debbie Shwartz

There's nothing Maury loves more than perpetuating Urban Legends.

Hey,Maury
How are u doing my name is yahaira im puerto rican race in new york im 29 years old with 3 beautiful kids 2 girls & 1 son listen I just anted to tell you that u are my # 1 idol I watch your show everyday i wont even miss it.Listen maury I need your help I raised my kids on my own their father never gaved them nothing ill been a mother & a father to them my oldest is 10,my second is 8,& my son is 7 im very proud of them my relation ship with their father was for 7 years and everything was the same he never changed he became a drug adic so i decided to leave him i stood by my self for 2 years.I tough ill found the man of my dreams and ill got married with him iwas living in philadelphia when i got married thats were im from and guess what happen he though he could own me & my kid he started betting on my kids like there was no end so ill decided to run away with my kids one morning when he went to work we were together 4 2 years going on 3 i had a micerable life with him thanks god i ran aways very far were he couln't find me a went to el paso tx i dont have no family down here but just me and my kids.But guess what maury i have good news 4 you this time i really found someone that could be there 4 me and my kids someone that is willing to do everything for us and guess what he is a very special person he is from the U.S.Army he is a very special person in my life he shown me he cares 4 us just like a care 4 him maury guess what he want's to get married with me he want's to do a military wedding and i tould him yes that im willing to get married.maury but theres a problem and i need your help and i need you to help me we want to have a baby and i can have none because in order to have a baby ill need to do a reversal on my tubes and i want a baby real bad i will be the happiest woman if ill give him a baby im suffering because i want to do me the aperation for the reversal and it cost so much that i can't afford it i will like to know if you could help me please i will appreciate it please maury im not a bad mom i think ill deserve something good ones in my life.
God bless u all!!!
Sincerely, Yours
Yahaira Davila

Can someone pls help me find maury e-mail

No.

Maury, I have written you a letter and i need your studio adress to send it to you i only have a certain amount of time so if i could please have it soon, you could change a persons life.

Hello my name is Meagan I love to watch your show you are a allsome guy, and you help alot of people! I wish that some-one could help me like that!
People come to this website for help and dreams but some of the people on here (paul and Ryan) just dont respect that! They need to make there on dreams and gaols and stop coming in between ours.
Can I ask you guys somthing? How old are you? hugh? Becouse you guys are acting like you are 2! It seams that yall are nerds are somthing and you cant go find anything else to do! I think that there are alot of realy nice people on this web-site that are actually trying to do somthing with there life maybe yall sould get off your butts and do the same! The peole that are trying to get help are anything good luck! and thanks for your time!*!*!*! ~!~!~~!~!~!~~!!

No Meagan -- this site is a lot of people who are looking from help from a guy on TV who has NOT A DAMN THING TO DO WITH THIS SITE.

I think it is so funny that no matter how many times you explain that this website has nothing to do with Maury Povich, people still keep writing and can't take a hint. Are people really that stupid? They say they watch the show, and if they did, they would realize that they give his address and phone number several times during the show. People, just have a pen and paper at the ready and write the info down. It's not that hard.

Muary I am 23 years old and have never known my father. I have searched and searched and have no money to pay for one I have tried on line searches but come up with little to nothing. I was told that my father was a man who beat my mother and hurt her. I am willing to let The past go and meet him. In meeting him I am hoping to find maybe a sister or brother who will love me for me. I have lived with this for so I long I can no longer go on not knowing who he is. Please ,this cry for help is a strong one I need your help. I have to know who my father is. Thank you so much Melissa

Are people really that stupid?

I think the evidence is surrounding you.

I maury's email because i want him to help my boyfriend of 5 years to see if his so called child is his. We both want to know. We don't have the money to go and pay almost $300 or $400. We can't stand it anymore we need to know if she is or not. IF she is not will still be around in her life like we are now. Also if she is his we will be talking her from her mother. We have done proved that she is an unfit mother. We really what her to be his. So if you would please help us out i would really thatnk you very much.

Why is it a "so-called child"? Is it perhaps a baby wildebeest? Or maybe it's a full-grown man?

WHAT THE FUCK EVER RACHEL YOU CAN ALSO SHUT THE FUCK UP! YES THATS WHAT I SAD! DO YALL HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO? HUGH? YA IT SHOWS HOW "OLD YALL ARE" YALL CAN GO FUCK OF! MEAGAN

Who is this Hugh guy I keep reading about? Hugh Downs?

And I invite YOU Meagan to tell us how old *you* are. Please. I'd love to hear.

Meagan,
I'm just trying to get people to realize that this is NOT Maury's website. The guy who runs this went to the show one time and saw Maury make a mistake. He then proceeded to post it and people started assuming that Maury had something to do with this site. Maury Povich DOES NOT have anything to do with this site. Poeple, like you, need to realize this and if they want Maury contact information, either go to his site or watch the show and write down his phone number and address. Your post, once more, proves that people are stupid. And right now, I really don't have anything else to do. I have just finished serving 5 years in the military and am on my final leave before I move back home to be with my family and daughter. And please, the word is spelled "huh" not "hugh". If you're going to rant and rave, make sure people take you seriously by not using caps and spelling correctly. Have a nice day.
Rachel

hi im from guyana and i am very desparate to talk to lil fizz if you could let him get on to me i would very much apreciate it. by the way it was very good you took that make over .the two of us can become really good friend.i'm a very good friend just e-mail me back at my e-mail adress bye yours thruly friend tamika

DEAR.MAURY

PLEASE CAN U HELP ME FIND MY REAL MOTHER,THAT I HAVEN'T SEE FOR 12 YEARS OLD..IF YOU CAN CALL ME AT 1-***-***-****... I REALLY WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO HELP ME BEFORE MY 26 TH BIRTHDAY..

HI,
MUARY I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE YOU BUT I NEED YOUR ADDRESS PLEASE SEND IT TO ME MY EMAIL SOME TIMES DONT GET THROUGH.
***** ST. **** PA. *****
THANK YOU
GWEN TRIVERS

hi maury. My name is Obie Nelson. I am writing you out of despiration. My brother Charles Hill is need of a liver. The doctors are giving him between 2 to 6 months to live. He lives in hawaii. And wheres he is at, they do not have very good facilities or doctors. I live in Rochester ny, and my # is 585-***-****. I am is just reaching out for help. My family and I are trying to save my brother. I have lost a brother and a sister within the last 2 years. And I do noth want to lose another sibling with out a fight. They are saying he needs a liver, but they cannot get him one for a whole year. I guess i'm just reaching out and you were on my mind. If theres anything that you can do to help my brother 1st, and my family 2nd, we will be in your debt for the rest of our lives. Right now I need to be by his side but i am unable to come up with the plane fair. I work at a hospital and the doctors let me no that he should come to highland hospital in rochester ny. That they are specialist in this type of emergencies. If there is anything or any guidence that u can help me and my family with, we all will really appreciate it. We thank you for your talk show. Without your show, a lot of people would not be able to get their problems solved. Not saying that you won't solve it but just maybe. You can guide us in the right direction. So on the concern of my brother Charles Hill, my family and i thank you for being you. and god bless you and your show. P.S. please get back to me soon and my family. From Saundi, Alisha, Ashlee, Marc Warren, Obie(brother of Charles Hill), Amari(newborn) Nelson. Thank you!

You people...Maury's mom just died, and you keep yapping away and begging for help. Let the man mourn...

Dear Maury,
Hi my name is Kristen I am 19 years old and I was just wondering if you could help me. My mother is the best thing in my life and she has been through alot when she was younger she moved on her own at 15 with my father then i was born when she was 20 and when I was growing up my dad was really bad on drugs and he beat my mother alot and it hurt to see that.When I was about 8 we got avicted n lost everything I had tomove wit my aunt . Then when I turned 11 my dad said he changed we had moved into another home but over the years my dad got worse he started on pain pills then it went to heroin n he still beat my mother and he sold all are stuff for drugs he sold our car for 50 dollars and it was a nice car nothing was wrong with it he sold my tv and game systems it was terrible we ended up with nothing i was so deppresed I always felt in the middle I had a job he would steal my money and my mom worked every day with bad diabetes she was a waitress he took her money everyday or he go up her job and take her tips. When I turned 16 my mom finally left my father and he hit rock bottem and he went 2 jail.Then when I turned 17 we moved in with my grandmother me my mom and dad. My dad changed no drugs or nothing then my 18 birthday my mom found out she was pregnant!!! My dad got a job he worked 12 hours a day 6 days a week he walked 1hour to work and home everyday. We were really nervous about my mom having my little brother cause she is high risk diabetic and she was 40. Then jan 13th 2003 my baby brother was born everything went okay but he was born with a dermoid cyst on his head. We all stil;l lived with my grandmother it was me my mom dad grandmom and lil brother living in a 1 bedroom senior citizen apt building my grandmother sacraficed alot lettin us live there.In May 2003 my dad got us a place we were desprate so they jumped on the first thing that came now they pay $995.00 a month and the landlord dont do anything for them he never put in a stove or a railing he never fixed the place as promised. So it was me my mom and dad and brother and my boyfriend living there I have been with my boyfriend since I was 12 he has always been there for me through everything. In June 2003 I found out I was Pregnant, we had a beautiful baby girl feb 14th 2004 Valentines day. So in march my mom and dad gave me and my boyfriend a down payment for our apt they bought us furniture and so much other stuff they have helped me so much and they cant even afford a car. I want to get my mom n dad a explorer that is there dream so they can take my lil brother on vacation. It's an emotional time for us now cause my brother is 15months old and he is going in for surgery on his head april 27th 2004 we are all so scared. I just want to see a smile on my mothers face I love her and I want her to know I appreciate everything she has done for me. Help me Maury Please to do something special for my mom she has always made sure I had everything no matter what problems we had now I want to repay her and Mothers day is coming up and mothers day is a bad memory for her cause when I was 11 I was molested on Mothers day. I want it to be special Please help me Please
Sincery,Kristen
April 23rd 2004

Please email me about my letter at kristennben@webcomet.com or please call me at ***-***-****
This is about my letter that was posted april 22nd 2004 8:56pm thank you

Dear Maury
I am writing u on I issue I have well it is do with my girlfriend I meet her on the internet and she is from Australia we have been together from some time now and I have asked her to marry me and she said yes well I talk with her on the net everyday for hrs at a time and call her on the phone but that’s is a little spendy well anyways I really love her and want to spend the rest of my life with her and would like to move to Australia to be with her well here’s were things run into a problem well I made a trip to go see her and spend a month with here in Australia and meet in person for the first time so I called a travel company and ask what I needed to do to go visit there they tell me I need a passport so I get that I book the tickets well the morning at the airport I find out I need a visa so I was able to get one at the airport and thought everything was good well we get into Sydney and they have u fill out this card and one of the questions were have u ever been convicted of a crime before and I mark yes cause I have made some mistakes in my past and I am a honest guy and didn’t want to have any problems well I got my visa cancelled on me and sent back to the states and now fighting with travel company to get my money back cause I spent about $1500-$1600 on this trip well anyways I am in the process of trying to reapply for a visa but I am a faired if I don’t get it I am going to lose her and I was going to ask her to marry me in person while I was there well if I don’t get this visa she said she like to come here but she is not sure when she can cause she is due to have a baby in September and I planned on being there for that also well I like to get her here for a visit or shortly after she has the baby but I don’t know if I can talk her into it cause she doesn’t want me to pay for her and the two kids she is kind of stubborn like that and I have told her its not a big deal I just want to be with her and she wants to be with me and told me she do anything to be with me its just she don’t want to feel like a free rider and she would feel bad cause I have already spent money to go she her and didn’t and might not get that money back but I like to surprise her and get her and the kids here for a visit and ask her to marry me and meet her for the first time in person if there’s anything u can do to help or have advice for me I really be thankful cause I have found my soul mate and don’t want to lose her

thank you for your time and understand

thanks again
Erik Hagen

I think the above message is exceptional because the entire thing is one sentence. Check that out!

I don't think Maury likes bad grammar.

(Students: try diagramming that thing.)

Wow.

1. He and this young lady have been dating for some time.

2. He now wants to meet her in person for the first time.

3. He also wants to marry her.

4. But she's pregnant.

Either "some time" is less than nine months or the Internet's gotten mighty advanced, allowing impregnation via http.

You know, if I didn't know any better I'd say this would be excellent fodder for a talk show.

"HTTP: The 'P' stands for 'imPregnate'"

Dear Muary,

My name is amy and i am 17 yrs old i recently found out im pregnant. My boyfriend is being he responsible man and is planning on marrying me and taking care of us both...the thing is randy (my boyfriend)has a 5th avenue chevy and he really loves the car but it's kinda beat up. Well he watches the show pimp my ride on MTV alot and wishes he could be on it but i see your show all the time hen im not in school so i decided to try and get in contact with you. You see everytime he see's this show he gets al exited and happy i really want to make his dream come true i really think he deserves it he's an awesome guy and he takes care after his older brother that has some sort of mental problems and he's standing by me all the way. i realy wanted to know if you could make your own version of pimp my ride and make his wish come true

thankyou for your time and cooperation
amy

Holy crap this nation's youth is going down the tubes.

Ryan,

isn't your Kia going to be on that MTV show?

Oh hell yeah.

DEAR MAURY,
I KNOW THAT I HAVE CALLED YOU AND LEFT YOU SOME MESSAGE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT ME AND MY MAN HAVE BEEN WONTING A CHILD FOR A LONG TIME BUT I HAVE MY TUBES TIDE AND CAN NOT HAVE ONE SO CAN YOU PLEASE HELP US THIS WILL BE A BLISSING AND FOR MY DREAM TO COME TRUE FOR THE BOTH OF US.

THANKS.
KATIE

Dear Katie -- Maury does not have a tube un-tier that I know of. However, he may be able to help you fix your CAPS LOCK key.

Hi Maury,
I live in Ontario, Canada. I just saw on your show.. May 13th 2004. On it you had Make overs .. Two Woman .. Kellie and Linda had unruly wild frizzy out of control dry hair .. mine is also .. but alot ticker then theirs also and I have tried everything to tame it or do something with it ver the past 50 years .. lol .. I took note it was Maximus in USA that helped these hairdos .. but I was praying to learn HOW.. PLEASE HELP.
Sincerly,
Lynn D

Maury,

Hello,I would like to have your e-mail address. I am 20 years old and I have had a gastric bypass done eight months ago. I have lost 112lbs. so far. I love my new self but my next step is dealing with having about 30 lbs. extra skin and it is causing me some health problems, aside from that i have a great attuide about life now. I know when I walk into a room people arn't starring at me because I'm huge, they are now looking at me because of the smile I wear. I am a very lucky woman to have the support I have been given by both of my Parents Connie and Thomas as well as my loving fiance Craig. Maury I just want to show other people out their who have a weight problem that they are important and they are very special. I also want to show them the way to being the person they want to be. Thank you Maury, please contact me.

Yours Truely,
Ashley England

Dear Maury,
I've been searching for my brother and sister for years and now that I've just had my first child, I am more desperate than ever to find them. I have tried everything, but it all leads to a dead-end. Our mom died a long time ago and I really want to share my new journey into motherhood with them since I can't share it with my mom.
PLEASE WRITE BACK!!!
Thanks,
Tiffany

Dear Maury, I need your help in a paternity test.I cannot afford an lawyer.This women has been lieing to child support,for a long time.Child support has taken $9500,from me.I havent even slept with.

Hello, My name is Crystal Walker and I live in Mooresville, Indiana. I am about to be 21 and I am a single mother. I am writting you to please, please ask you for soem help. My childhood was very bad for me. And while I was growing up and wanted to help others, become somthing better than my parents never were. I grew up with hope and wanted a normal life. For me to get out of college, get married, nice home, nice car and nice career. I met this guy named Jeremy Lykins. I was 18 and he was 23. He was such a great man. We begin to date and soon after that I was pregnant. We really did not have time to really get to know each other we didn't get to date. I was so disappointed in my self for breaking all my goals that I have reached for. And I was mad at him for helping me. I left him, needing some space and he tried his hardest to do everything for me. But I kept hurting him. I then realized that I loved hime and needed to give him a chance. And so we lived together. He works 3rd shift and allowed me to stay at home because of my pregnacy. After the baby was born we started dirfting apart. Jeremy is a singer. A really good one, he is very popular here! people love him and he loves his passion of singing. It was hard on our realtionship. He worked 3rd shift and a band and our family. He tried to even them out. But I just made it to hard. I tried being understanding, but it's hard when your with a new baby without his help. Jeremy is now 26 years old. We have been apart for almost a year, but our friendsship grows stronger everyday. This is what I need help with, I want to give him a gift! To show that I did care about his singing then as well as I do now. I would like to get him on your show to sing. To him it would mean so much and for me to give it to him with fill us both up. See it's not about money, or being famous, or attention. It's the feeling he gets to sing and the smiles he gives people doing it. Please can you help me?

I would like to get Amanda Bynes Personal email Address I'm an old friend trying to get in touch with her. I love your site thanks. please e-mail me if you know.

Thanks Cameron

Are these people for real? You poor bastard. This thread is hilarious.

Hi Maury,

I AM HAVING PROLBEMS UNDERSTANDING WEBSITES. PLESE HELP BECUS I CANNOT WREAD OR RITE!!!

(I love this page)

This is indeed amusing, but I really think you should remove their last names and addresses.

You know, protect the stupid.

Can you imagine the shit that makes it to the real maury povich?? The mind reels..

Josh -- I've tried to, but I couldn't keep up!

Wow, and I thought I had it bad for people occasionally breaking out into big anti-globalization and anti-Splenda rants on old weblog entries of mine and not heeding my polite requests to take it elsewhere...

How can people be so stupid as to:

1. Find this page (what kind of referers are you seeing?)
2. Wade past DOZENS of comments which were posted randomly, apparently even reading some of them
3. Make it to a "Post a comment" box, and then finally
4. Post PERSONAL INFORMATION like addresses and phone numbers to the site?

I mean, how retarded do you have to be to not at least realize that their address and phone number are going to be on the *public web*?

I weep for humanity.

MAURY
this be billy joe listen dog you gots to get me on your show my woman she been givin me all kinds of hell don't know if i can put up with her shit musch more it's god's will that i BEAT HER SHENKNOWS THAT GODDAMMIT SHE KNOWS IT, ITS IN THE DAMN BIBLE
maury look dawg you gots to help me put me on the show and let me tell my side of the story
gimmie a call dog

Dearest Maury,
I have recently decided to let everyone know that I am a pure 100% homosexual. Your show is clearly the best platform for this. Gimmie a call back or something, thanks.

Hey brad,
What's up? How you doin'? I like your music, dog. Give me a call sometime.

What's funny is, even with all these trackback posts talking about how stupid people are, they're STILL going to keep posting here.

rob,
dang rob it's been a long time gimmie a call or something, dawg.

please tell me these comments are ironic jokes in the spirit of one-up-man-ship! .. i can't believe they actually think it's maury?

Dear Maury,

Following the sudden death of my husband, Late General Sanni Abacha, the former head of state of the federal republic of Nigeria in June 1998, I have been thrown into a state of utter confusion, frustration and hopelessness by the present civilian administration. Security agents in Nigeria have subjected me to physical and psychological tortures. One of my sons is still under detention as well as arraigned before a Federal High Court of Nigeria for an offence he did not commit. As a widow, that is so traumatized, I have lost hope and confidence in anybody within the country.

Maury, you must have heard over the media and the Internet on the recovery of various huge sums of money deposited by my late husband in different security firms abroad. Some willingly gave up their secrets and disclosed our money confidently lodged with them and many out-rightly declined lodgment. In fact the total sum discovered by the Government so far is to the tune of $700 million dollars. And the government has not relented in its efforts to completely bring my children and I back to square one. This is why I deemed it necessary to act fast by contacting anybody abroad for assistance. Furthermore, due to the security network placed on my daily activities I cannot afford to visit any embassy for a possible solution, hence I have decided to contact you and I do hope you will be the person God is going to use to rescue my family and I.

I have deposited the sum of $35 million dollars in a security firm abroad as whose name is with held for now for security reasons until we fully commence communication. I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund on my behalf for safekeeping. Adequate arrangement has been made for receiving the fund. It is totally risk free. This arrangement is known to you, my brother (who is contacting you and I only. This means that my brother will deal directly with you as surveillance is on me. My brother’s name is ABDUL.

You are entitled to 30% of the total sum. I hope to invest a proportion of the balance in your country.

Please forward your private Telephone and Fax numbers so that we can fully commence communication immediately. I will quite appreciate, if you accept my proposal in good faith. I look forward to receiving your urgent reply to my plea. Reply through my e-mail.

Yours truly, Hajia Mariam Abacha

Dear Maury,

Every time I go to the bathroom, babies come out.

Help!

Call me.

Newbs

dear maury,

i keep hearing people talking to me when there not there can I pleaze come on ur show and talk about it

love charles

for the love of jah people! this is not maury povich's website. go to google and type stuff in until you get to his website.

DEAR HUMAN

THE FAIT OF YOUR RACE HAS BEEN DETERMINED> THE VENUSIAN ARMADA SHALL RUN YOUR PLANET THROUGH SWIFTLY, WITH SPEARS OF GALATIC FIRE> ALL PUNY HOMO SAPIENS WILL BOW BEFORE ONE WHO NONE MAY STAND IN FRONT OF> ADMIRAL XOXXJIXOX WILL BE MIGHTY AND SHOW MERCY TO ALL THAT OBEY BY KILLING THEM QUICKLY AND WITH LITTLE SHOW> ALL THE REST WILL BE EATEN> SLOWLY> THE CHOICE IS NOW YOURS

LOVE,
SUB-ADMIRAL LOAX

Dear Sub-Admiral Loax, while the depth of your understanding of English is astonishing, I must point out that "FAIT" is actually spelled "fate" when used in that particular context.

SUB-ADMIRAL LOAX,

You may be interested in our secret reptilian agenda forum:

http://hbeeinc.com/forum

Yours in world domination!
Lizarazu

ps. If you know Maury, I would like his email address.

This comments thread, more than anything else I've ever seen, proves that internet access is too cheap, and that computers are too easy to use.

Maury,

Why does my penis burn when I urinate?

I fucking love this.

This whole thing is awesome, but especially MEAGAN/MEAGN. That made me laugh for about five minutes solid. Hugh?!

I have arrived. I will corral two supplicants. Use my email to contact me. I will be wearing a smart suit and bowler hat - the dock, twelve hundred oh two.

Dear Leader, Maury

I've read only a fraction of this thread, but it has made me laugh harder than I have in over four months. The internet has never been so delightfully stupid.

Maury,

Do you have connie chung's email address? I need to contact her urgently. send to mavin22@aol.com - TIA!

Dear Maury,
I was wondering if you could put me in touch with that 22 year old model who posted earlier? The one that is ashamed of her mom? Yeah, her. I bet she's easy, so if you could help me I would really, really appreciate it. You da bomb, dawg!

DEAR MAURY,

I NEED YOUR HELP.

MY WIFE IRENA CHEATED ON ME WITH AN OLD FRIEND AND THEY HAD A BABY TOGETHER WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE. WORSE STILL, THEIR BABY IS THE CHOSEN ONE WHO CAN REVEAL THE MEANING TO THE ROMBALDI ARTIFACTS.

I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD HAVE ME, MR.SLOANE, AND IRENA ON YOUR SHOW SO WE CAN DETERMINE PATERNITY OF OUR TWO DAUGHTERS IN QUESTION.

THANK YOU AND I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.

Oh my sweet bebe jebus. A zombie would starve here.

HELLO MORY

MY NAME IS BOB FREBERT AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANY CHICKENS MY BROTHER WANTS TO GIVE ME CHICKENS BUT HIS CHICKENS ARE NOT GOOF AND I DONT NOT WANT THEM CHICKENS I LOIKE YOU SHOW IT HAS NO CHCICKENS ON IT I NEED YOUR EMALE ADRES SO I CAN NOT GET ANY MORE CHICKENS

THANKYOU BOB

Maury,

I wrote earlier. I just went to the bathroom and had two more babies. There is NO WAY I can feed all these babies or find their daddys at this point in time. Most of them have cancer, I believe.

Please give a call.

Newbs

ps. Or email me.

Dear Maury

Thanks for all the help and for such a quick response. Everyone said that this was not your site and laughed at me but you and I have the last laugh. Thanks for the money and car they sure did make my vacation better or should I say even possible. I quit college and told my parents I no longer needed their SUV or their money. They were pissed and told me to just sell the suv and insisted I keep cashing their checks and stay in school. So I played like I was in school still but I quit in secret and have been on a vacation. Thanks again and who would have thought that this was the true Maury.
Flip
PS- Could I get one more signed pic of
you AND Connie signed by both. I sold the one that you gave me on the show actually I traded it for weed but got 2 oz. for it. thanks again

Maury,

Why you are not calling me? I am told you that the space creatures that visited in me was not going to appear on the televisione national, but can only be seen with the holy candles (god bless me for this vision!) that my mother have give to me! I can show this to only you but I will prepare the grand dinner upon your arrival, and then only you will see the creatures that the heavens have visited upon my very person. Reverand Doctor Moon of the Unification church most holy can attest to my honor which I will reveal all upon the grandest dinner! I am waiting for your call, when may I expect your calling to me?

your survant,

Thomas Recundata

HAY GUYS LOOK AT ME

I'M USING TEH INTARWEB

LOLOLOLOL WOW!

Maury,

Thank you for taking my babies and giving me ten million dollars! Who knew? And thanks for making me a movie star / super model to boot! Me and Brad Pitt are going to get a bite to eat at Spagos before we fuck, but perhaps you can come meet us out later.

Maury, you are the best bitch out there!
Newbs

too, too funny.

Dear Maury,

I have a mexican chasing after me everywhere I go. He is fat and most likely very gay. I need you to put us on your show so I can confront him.

HALP!

Maury? are you really reading this? I've been a huge fan of yours for years...too bad I could never come see your show in person or be on it, what with having faked my own death and all...

Now that I've returned, do you think I could be a guest on your show? It might make for the perfect venue for my first public appearance (as Andy Kaufman).

I bet almost as many people watch your show as they do visit my free blog at blogspot.

My people will be on contact,
Andy

Maury,

I need help mastering the five powers. My kung fu skills need to be sharpened like the beak of an angry crane.

Can you help?

MORY I NEED NO CHICKEN HELP PLEEEZ

DEAR 1JUSTIN,

THE KEY TO GETTING RID OF MEXICANS IS TO TAKE AWAY THEIR LAWN SERVICE TRUCKS. THIS WAY, THEY WILL HAVE TO RESORT TO SLOWER, MORE ANCIENT MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION, SUCH AS THE DONKEY.

NEXT YOU MUST PISS IN THEIR CROP FIELDS. WHEN THE ACID KILLS THEIR PRECIOUS CORN, THEY WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO MAKE TACOES AND THEY WILL DIE.

I HOPE THIS HELPS,
LOVE,
MAURY

Dear Maury:

I need your help bad. I've tried using both hands and one hand and a flashlight, but I can't find it. Could you hold the flashlight while I use both my hand while I try to find my ass?

You give me boner,
Fb!

Dear Maury,

Please tell Erik Hagan, the lovelorn boy who posted at 9:56 in the PM on April 27 that if he inserts a period (it looks like a dot. That was one. That was another one) into his missive every time he sees the word, "well," then it will be correctly punctuated.

If Erik doesn't like the little dot (who does! It looks all diseasey!), then some better advice is instead to every time he sees the word "well," do a shot of tequila or chug hella drank, and soon he will never ever have to worry again about the pregnant girl alone among the dingoes or any other person or thing, no never, ever never, never anymore, for at long last Erik will have found his full stop.

Believe me, Maury, to be
your devoted servant,

cYndaaae!!1!

Excuse me, I'm looking for Meagan, she was supposed to meet me here. Has anyone seen her? Hugh?

Dear Maury,

I would like your help in getting a paternity test to prove that my ex-boyfriend is the father of my 5 babies so that I could get some child support from him. The courts think that my current boyfriend is the real father, but he can't be, because of an accident while he was playing with fireworks, putting on a show for booze back in elementary school. I need to get the test done because my boyfriend's chronic nokluitis as gone acute, and as a result, his intestines have reached up and have started to throttle his brain. According the doctors, he only has until the end of September left to live, and I need some money so that I can get McDonalds for my babies.

missle ilu
lololo

Dear Maury,

I am so disappointed that you have failed to contact me after I left my plea for help on this website.

All I wanted was a lesbian couple and $25 million - was that too much to ask?

Man this site is hilarious. I just finished laughing for about 2 minutes straight. I always thought humanity had some dumb people, and the majority were smart, but this site has definitly proved me wrong. Stupid people are so much fun to laugh at. Witness the power of obliviusness! CAPS LOCK TIME!

HI HUGH

I found your website here on teh information highway - LOL!! ;-)

The thing is, Hugh, that it's getting rather difficult to tell your spoof messages from the genuine requests. Let's think of those poor souls in need.

I imagine that Maury could be getting confused and he's got better things to do with his time than read all these jokes. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, you know.

Anyway, I want to hear from Megnae some more. I hope you haven't spoiled it for her, mmmmmmmmm'kay?

Hay Crystal! That wouldn't be Jeremy Lykins from Afterlife would it!? He RAWKS! Could you send me his email address!?

i need to contact maury. i am a young girl who has a sexual compulsion for having sex with an inguana while viewing reruns of andy griffith while smoking rubber bands. i need maury to contact my therapist so that girls like me can get the word out about this rare disorder.

Howdy, Maury! Since you are so obviously a super guy with super powers, why don't George Bush just go ahead and drop you on the Iraqis? Just from the faith everyone here has in you, I know you would in the war in about twenty minuts, and maybe even reunite bin Laden with his mean old daddy so he could admit that he's only been trying to get attention anyhow.

Also, after you win the war for the US of A, could you use your Amazing Psychic Powers to help me find my old railroad watch? I've looked EVERYwhere?

PS I would like to see my girlfriend on your show. She has huge hooters and no cornrows.

I live in a trailer and sometimes I can pick up Jesus on my bee-hive hair-doo. I asked someone about this at the bait and tackle store in my back yard and they told me to talk to you. You could talk to my bee-hive hair-doo and get some good answers for those poor waifs on your show. Get real close to my bee-hive hair-doo. Push your face right up in it and scream for God. The Lord will help you. And you are such an upstanding guy you will be the Lord's instrument.

Dear Steve McQueen

All my friends said you are gay... But I swear it was that other guy Rock Hudson... Your double clutching in Bullet just owns. How can I be more like you? You are like related to Maury too right? or did you used to date Connie?

I had sex with Maury in the back seat of a Taco John's delivery truck.

Dear Maury,

I wrote a letter to Bradley Whitford's site, here, but he has been ignoring me for seven years so it is probable he will pretend I "sent it to the wrong web addy" or some such baldfaced bullcr&p.

Maury. Maury, I love Bradley Whitford so much and all I wanted was a shout-out. Maury, please. I am asking you as a celebrity to please, please talk to Bradley for me and ask him: "Bradley: why no shout-out? Why no shout-out for seven years?"

I am crying right now, Maury, so I have to go.

from:
Tarsha Luke

Wow Steve McQueen is alive! I thought U were ded. Awesome. You always have the best hair. Brad Pitt ain't got noting on U!

i pissed on maurys face once.

deAr Murey,

pleese torn off te inter net.

Maury,

Thanks for all of your help before but I'm screwed again. Brad Pitt fucked me really hard and when I went to the bathroom to clean myself up I had his baby. Now he won't even talk to me and he pretends I don't even exist!

I wish I was trailor trash again as the pressures of being an overnight, Povich-crafted, multi-millionare-famous-actress-super-model are far more acute than the trials of being an unwed mother of seventeen on welfare.

Can you please turn me back into a bumpkin?

Call me.

Newbs

ps. Email works too.

Dear Maurice,

Wat I aim about to tell you is shocking to your! I have nevar owned PANTS! PLEASE PANTS MAN GIVE ME PANTS! i FREINDS SAY PANTS ARE FOR GOOD PEOPLE AND I CANT KISS MARY LIKE THEY are. cause mary once said to me that she likes me and wants the kisses, but not from me or her dad anymore because i only wear shorts, clamdiggers, hotpants, bathing suits, speedos, whitey tightys, boxes, boxers, pitt bulls, cut off jeans, rippeed kakies from about the knee area. I once had some capri pants, but my sister punched me before i put on the secon d leg, and my arm is still hruting from that, and because i put the first leg over my arm! YOU SEE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PUT ON PANTS!!! MAURICE SEND PANTS!!!!!!!!!!

African ingenuity is the source of my pride
Take a complex language and make it simplified
Whatchoo mean I before e except after c
Make it easy,I replace th with a d
So go ahead an axe me dis or dat
Da power of Ebonics is truly phat
A new form of communication from the Ghettoland
Cuz this thing called English I don't understand
Grammar be the man tryin to keep us down
Ebonics is to spell it like da way it sound
I flow like a sparrow with da mind of a pigeon
Da government got most Ebonics masters in prison
A house is a crib an a car is a ride
Substitute words with da same meaning implied
No comprehension of da need for proper communication
Separate ourselves from da rest of da nation
Ebonetically, Phonetically a language is born
A perversity of English, it's rules ripped an torn
A dialect not just for those who's skin is black
But for those who are poor,unintelligent,and smoke da crack
Ebonics will take them all in a new direction
All answers must be in the form of a question
If you don't understand da words dat was said
Jus give a funny look an do an orbit of yo head
Ebonics makes use of da double negatives
Two wrongs make a right, dat's da way it is
Sonically ,Ebonically these words are spoken
Da power dey give you is like a bus token
Go where you want as long as it's not to good
But you'll probably end back up in da hood

Dear Andy,

Is that really you? I can't believe you're really alive. Man, I loved your show Taxi. That was some funny shi... oh. Wrong website.

What a load of Bollocks!!!! you americans are sooooo dumb, I can't believe you are posting this crap on here. Get a life and a brain and get out of Iraq!!!!

Many regards

someone who not a halfwit like the rest on this page!

I bet MEAGAN is hott.

Maury can you help me find my balls. I lost them some time ago.

Dear Maury AKA the ONE,

We made a trilogy af movies entitled The Matrix,
Matrix Rloaded and the Matrix Revolutions. People really liked the first two movies and we worked ahard on them but near the last one we spent all our money on meth, and cocaine so we put together a really weak ending and now they hate us. HELP US MAURRY YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE. @>_

THe Wachowski Brothers, (we wrote the Matrix Trilogy)

Billy ray shut your damn mouth if maury's gonna call any one it's ME'

KMaury honey don't listen to that damn fool. Give me a call

u people are lossers..

I heard that Maury learned about this blog and reads it now.

Half the stories at the end of this site are fakes. It has to stop or Maury won't help any of you.

Anything above Matt Haughey's trackback (the first one with a different color background) can be taken as "serious" requests for me, er, Maury. For the most part.

Ryan,

Do you still get emails from people thinking you are Maury?

Maury, I saw a special a while ago on sexually transmitted diasesas. Can you send me a transcript of the show very fastly? (Please send via email.) I have a milky discharge coming from my penis and it turns when I pee! You can see which I need this fast! Please help me! I love your show and it is better than the one with the fat girl.

oh my. i fear for the future.

Maury, I Beg of You .

With all sincerity and humility i am Jewel
Taylor,the wife of the deposed President of Liberia, the African settlement of the United states Of American slaves.

I write you this proposal based on the fact that i need your aid to relocate a safe haven of my
husbands personal funds and effects namely 2kg
weight of Diamond stones and 14 gold bars with $10.4 Million USD,all deposited in a safety deposit box in a financial institution which will be later disclosed to you upon your offer of acceptance.

The lives of myself and my children are at risk ever since my husband engaged himself in this rebel of a thing in my country which later saw him as the president of my country.

We have currently been offered political assylum in the Federal Republic Of Nigeria by its President,Olusegun Obasanjo,which will confine us to its shores for the rest of our lives.

I have been assured safety by the United states
Government and that of the Nigerian Government by a meeting held with both Presidents, President George Bush Of the United States and that of the Nigerian President on the 10th of July 2003 Leon Sullivan Summit Held In Nigeria..

What you may hear of my husband should you decide to verify may not be of a good report but he has learned his lesson the hard way and what i do now i do for the sake of my two daughters whom i pray to God to forgive them from the retribution of the sins of their father.

I am prepared and willing to consider your price for aiding me in this matter and will welcome your conditions to the best of my abilities.
We have just settled down in Nigeria as we got here on the 11th Of August 2003,in view of this i will give you a number in which we can be reached once we get all things on ground.

View this site to see a picture of me:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2963086.stm

I look forward to your prompt response.

Yours Sincerly,
Jewel Taylor.

What's with all the self-links?

Anyway, read this story, it's a blast, really!

http://www.jeffreyleehollis.com/mauryp.html

Hello everyone.

It's me, Maury. I'm sorry that I have been so slow to respond, but I've been busy producing my show and everything.

Please forgive me, and go to my web page at http://tinyurl.com/yqp69 if you wish to contact me. I promise I will respond to all of your requests, as soon as possible. I am only here to help my fellow man (and woman).

Sincerely,
Maury Povich.

PS. If for some reason my website has been defaced, please go to this website instead :- http://www.everything2.com/?node=twajs

Do people even realize you're not Maury?

I think I just answered my own question.

Some people call me the space cowboy. Maury, you can call me Maurice.

for the love of god, man, help that guy get pants! give him pants and he will pants once. teach him how to pants and he will pants for the rest of his life! PANTS!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

This is officially the Mecca of stupid people.

I think this would be about ten times more amusing if you hadn't censored the home phone numbers.

This happened to me when I had the "Sally Jesse Hate Page" about how much I hated her show. It was in a big logo at the top of the page. Did that stop them? No. They even clicked my email at the bottom of the page where I said, "Please share your thoughts about how you hate Sally Jesse!" and told me their life stories. I finally had to take it down.

THIS IS BRILLIANT! Thanks for a great laugh, I wasted my whole lunch hour reading this bloody page.

Where da white women at?

To my dear fans who have mistakenly come to this site, looking for the greatness that is me:

*AHEM*

FUCK YOU ALL. BURN IN HELL YOU NO-BRAINED FUCKING RETARDS, KNOWING THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU ACTUALLY WACTH MY SHOW MAKES ME WANT TO CUT OFF MY TESTICLES. I DON'T CARE IF YOUR THREE-YEAR-OLD IS WHORING THEMSELVES OUT FOR MONEY WHILE BEING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND RUNNING FOR POLITICAL OFFICE EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE OVERWEIGHT, RETARDED, AND HAVE 15 DIFFERENT DISEASES.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKED YOUR BROTHER.

That is all.

With Love,
Maury Povich.

hi maury,
i need help.. my sphincter is so loose i cant hold anything in.. not even my favorite buttplugs!
please help, or ill sit on you
Goatse

HI MUARY I NED TO GET YOUR EMALE CAUZE I NED TO TALK TO JLO CAUZE I LUV HER TOOO MUCH TOO MUCH!! I EVEN DID A EBSITE FOR HER AT HERE I CUT NAD PASTE:

http://www.sitepalace.com/jlopudding/

OH DEAR GOD AND JESUS PLEAZE MUARY I NED TO TALK TO HER LET ME ON YOUR SHOW PLEAZE!! I AM GODDAMNM SERIS YOU SILVER HARD-HAIRD NEEPOTISTEC PRICK

Hi Ryan:

Oh my! Interesting set of people you've attracted. Apparently none read the first sentence of the entry ("I went to see...")
You should start charging Maury for bandwith!

I gotta say that it was an interesting read. Keep up with the patience! (and the good work too, of course!)

-Shashi

Dear Maury,

People fill up my weblog's comments with insane pleas for help from you and your show. Frankly, I'm disturbed that so many people watch your show. That aside, can I get on your show so I can roll my eyes at them?

Keep up the good work.

-Eric

I HAVE TO TYP IN A;; CPATLAS MAURY PLEEZ HLEP ME

Oh Mauri! Pleeeze send me your email address this is verry important and it is for your show. You will be in for this and it is your show that it is for. I know you will help me in this your show.

Dear MAURY,

I am a stupid retard who thinks this page belongs to you! Write me I love you!!!!!

Maury,

I want to come on your show and have a makeover. I do not know anything about style! Please give me a makeover!

I know this is completely fucking pointless, but I feel the urge to contribute SOMETHING intelligent to this sinkhole of mouthbreathing sacks of shit trying to pass themselves off as human.

Waaay up top, somebody asked a question based on the parentage of a child with blonde hair and blue eyes having been established as two people with brown eyes (or something along these lines) and how that was impossible based on what the person had been taught about DNA. Now, obviously, the person can't be too bright to begin with, given that they're trying to contact a television personality through a random person's blog, so we'll just have to trust that they were taught right and just didn't remember.
There are these nifty little things called recessive traits that play into the differences between genotype, or what your genes are, and phenotype, or what you look like. To sum up and simplify the matter a great deal, someone who is a carrier for a recessive trait will for all intents and purposes present the same as the person without the gene at all, i.e. a person who expresses the dominant trait for that particular gene. What this means is that it's entirely possible for two brown-eyed people to have a blue-eyed baby, assuming that they're carriers for the blue-eyed gene(s).
To make this crystal clear, let's have a little demonstration. Assume that eye color is controlled by one gene and that there are two possible colors: brown and blue. B is the gene for brown eyes and is dominant; b is for blue and is recessive. Everybody has two of these, one from each parent, and what phenotype you are depends on what combination you've got. BB and Bb people with both have brown eyes, because brown is dominant; bb people will have blue eyes. However, while BB people would never have blue-eyed children, both bb and Bb people could in theory have them, assuming their partner had at least one b (i.e. was Bb or bb). You determine this by a) not being a fucking moron and b) doing some really simple math. The possible combinations and ratios for a Bb*Bb couple would be 1BB:2Bb:1bb, which basically means that there's a 25% chance a kid would have brown eyes and not be a blue-eyes carrier, a 50% chance the kid would still have brown eyes but be a carrier, and a 25% chance that the kid would have blue eyes. Broken down by phenotype, that's 3brown:1blue, or a 75% chance that the kid will have brown eyes, 25% that it will have blue. So, while it is more statistically likely that the child will have brown eyes, it's WELL within the realms of both possibility and probability for two brown-eyed persons to have a blue-eyed child.

Cue the motherfucking "The More You Know" sign over my head, I'm out of here.

I've just read through this thread. Honestly, I find it more heartbreaking than funny. The desperation in these posts is stunning. It's true that the people writing to "MUARY" don't understand that this is Ryan's blog (kudos to you Ryan for being relatively even-handed in your responses).

Stupid and uneducated aren't the same, though. True 'nuf - lots of people don't know how to spell, lots of people don't "get" the Web, let alone the Internet, and lots of people get themselves into all SORTS of awful situations.

But to my mind, this is more about one culture (prospereous, educated, Internet-savvy) suddenly staring through a window into the soul of another (poor, mostly uneducated). It's hard to miss the insights that the responses give into BOTH of them. Lots of us have treated this thread as a sort of litmus test for intelligence. Maybe it's a litmus test for other things as well, like compassion and kindness.

is this muarys home page??

Well said, Waitak.

Priceless.
It is a little uncomfortable laughing at these desperate people who actually think this TV schmuck cares a damn.

Oh, what the heck, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha MORONS! :)

wugga

I can't figure out how all these people got here in the first place. This page doesn't appear until the fourth page of a Google for "Maury." Granted, I don't thin kmost of them were using google, as it's mostly used by the at-least minimally internet-savy (or those who live with them), but I doubt it's any higher on other search engines.

As to what Waitak said:

I agree mostly, but you must admit is takes a certain level of stupidity to scroll past an article written from the perspective of a person in the audience at the Maury Show, as well as many comments attempting to inform the misguided that they are in the wrong place or mocking them for being there. Granted, there are many more posts trying to contact Maury than there are saying that this is the wrong place to be doing it, but it should still be clear to anyone who give the site the briefest of glances that it is not associated with Maury Povich.

While this page is clearly a sign that large portions of humanity are idiots, the fact that no one has pointed to this as a clear sign that education reform of some kind is badly needed is a fairly clear sign that loarge portions of humanity are also callous and indifferent.

Ignorance can be remedied, and stupidity can largely be overcome, but making people care about each other is much more difficult.

Maury!
You live like a soldier! Please write to me because my girlfirend poseded into a porno website that showed her schoocies. She got payd 500 dollers to poseded onto the camera and she taked off all of her close and then she showed her titties and there was this man who taked of her cloeses. The mony is great, but I don want som men masterbaaing to my girl. And she has such hot rack to. I love my girl. help a brothu out. She was taking off he panys and evrywon in the world now can see her buttie.

Hi mOARY

i AM SIXTENE YrS OLD AND IN HIGHSCHHOL AT HICKSBOURGH HS IN SUOTH COARLINA NAD I AM ONLY 5 FOOT THREE AND I WEIGHZ 290 PONDS I NEED YUO TO HELP ME LOSE THIS WEIGHTZ mOARY B/C I NEED 2 GET A B/F WHO WILL KNOCK ME UP OH ALSO i NEED U TO HELP ME GETZ A PATARNAITY TESTS 4 I CNA FIND UOT WHO MY BABY DADDY IS THANK yUO

LOQUEESHA

I insist that this stops.

Except that bit about Mexicans and Tacos, that was really funny (if not somewhat stigmatising).

Lots of love,
GOD

p.s. Stop killing each other too, thanks.
p.p.s. Can you please send me Maury's email address?

dear maury

sorrry for the flase alarm it turns out im not having a baby be/c i poked mtself witth a cotehanger and put a hole thru my ovarys. i sitll luv ur show, i watch evury day.

thank you, tolmattie

*yawn* The parodies are getting boring.

I agree with Ryan -- the parodies got boring WAY back up there. But I do miss Meagan. Oh, Meagan, where did you go? Hugh?

Ryan, I read this for a full twenty minutes..I've laughed, winced, and been awestruck by this thread of comments. I am afraid I will be forced to link to this page and for that I am truly sorry.

The mind reels after this nonsense. The teen pregnancy, the priorities of teen mothers (pimping a ride?), misspelled words and other grammatical train wrecks all surpass any compassion I could muster for the terrible state of these people and their dismal lives.

God bless you and your patience and also the hilarity of this plague on your blog.

Who the hell is Maury anyway?

Paul, just do a search for meagan (or meagn). She wrote some of the funniest/stupidest comments and couldn't spell "huh"; or anything, really.

Hi Maury,

I have a blog and it keeps attracting illiterate people who tell me their problems. They think I'm you, and well, it's getting a bit old and played out, so could you please publish your friggin email address on the friggin show so I don't have to crush you into oblivion? Otherwise this may never end, and a man can only stand so many idiotic emails before his brain dissolves and drips down the side of his face, which is unpleasant to say the least. Help stop this tragedy! Visit www.sowhatrocks.com too!

My god. I have apparently forgotten how to read :(

Awesome. I had this sucky internet job where I had to answer emails from the National Enquirer, Star, and the Weekly World News. It was totally like this, but not as sad, I guess.

This is the single greatest thing I've ever seen on the internet.

Dear Murray-

I have a heapin' helpin' of problems, and I am hoping you can help out.

It all started with the alcohol. I got into my booze pants at a young age, and soon, I was a teenage degenerate of unquestioned standing. When I am drunk, I make bad decisions. Like the tattoo of my naked teacher on my forehead, or the time I got my sister pregnant. But, anyway, the state told me that watching my daughter/niece while drunk is not right, and they threatened to take the kid away. So I sobered up for a few years, but then found myself staring down at the bottom of an empty bottle of rubbing alcohol. The prolonged sobriety made the high even better, and soon, I had impregnated my daughter. She had a daughter, and, well, the stress of the whole situation caused me to fall back into my drunken ways. At my granddaughter/grandniece's thirteenth birthday, someone gave her a training bra, and, well, that was all I could take. Soon she was pregnant also.

So, Murray, as you can see, I have slept with three generations of relatives, some of them my own children, and, well, they are becoming increasingly stupid. Is there something you can recommend for me to help make them less stupider? I found this site on my own, so you know I am smart. What can I do to keep my kin from gravitating toward Pauly Shore movies and the Republican party?

DEAR MAURY
YOU ARE MY FAVURITE TALK SHOW.
I AM AN APLIEPTIC MIDGET WITH AIDS AND GENTAL WARTS. KIDS AT SCHOLE POKE FON AND SAY IAM A APILEPTIC MEDGET WITH AIDS.
PLEASE PLAEC YUOR HEALING HANDS ON ME TO MAEK IT BETTER
ALSO CAN I PLEASE HAEV YUOR EMALE ADDRESS AND BE ON
YUOR TALK SHOW. IT IS MY FAVURITE SHOW.
LOVE PAT
PS DO YOU NO HOW IT MUST FELL TO BE SOM1 WITH A PORB LEM!?

That guy was hitting on me earlier, I could've swore he was a woman. The way he winked, the way he smelled, I made a mistake what can a man do?

For everyone that wants me to do something on the show for them, write me at maury@fulovsyt.net

I hope each of you intellegent individuals make it to the show and I could help.

Maury;

I hope someday you do indeed read all of this. I think it really says something about your show's audience.

You all may want to check out the similar discussion on the tuna diet at

http://www.finethen.com/whatever/archives/000763.html

I think it will change your lives. Into what, I couldn't say.

HEY WHATS UP? ME NOTHING REALLY~! I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YALL A QUSTION, IF THIS ISN'T MAURY"S PAGE WHY DO PEOPLE WRIGHT IN IT? DO THEY NOT KNOW? WELL GTG TALK TO YAL LATER~! CHASE

"A zombie would starve here" -- Christ, what a great line.

HI MAURY, MY NAME IS NIKKI.FIRST OF ALL I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOUR SHOW.I WATCH IT EVERYDAY.MAURY I NEED YOUR HELP.I WAS WATCHING YOUR SHOW THAT WAS AIRED ON TUESDAY MAY 25TH.THE TOPIC WAS "I WAS VIDEOTAPED NAKED...MY LIFE IS OVER".
MAURY I NEED SOME INFORMATIONS ABOUT THE VIDEO CLIPS THAT BRIAN BATES BROUGHT.IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.ITS A LIFE AND DEATH SITUATION.THIS ISN'T A JOKE.I REALLY NEED UR EMAIL ID.IF YOU CAN PLEASE EMAIL ME AT fijichic81@hotmail.com WITH THE INFO THAT BRIAN BATES SHOWED I'D APPRECIATE IT.THANK YOU MAURY.
P.S. YOUR SHOW IS THE BEST!

Props to Memepool. WTF is Maury?

OMG FANS

I NEED IT WORSE THAN ANY OF YOUS BECAUSE EAGLE DUMPED ME AND JIM SAID NEVER EMIL ME AGAIN. MAURY CAN : FIX. ALSO ALL THE METH.

LATER

LISA

Dear Maury,

Please die now. Take your fans with you. You'll be doing a service to humanity.

Mr. Morden

I was touched by Waitak's comments. There is clearly deep sociological meaning in these messages, and we should all open our hearts to these people. I will be joining Waitak to seek a federal grant for funding to identify these people, so we can then give them funding to sit on their asses, watch Maury Povich, and eat macaroni and cheese sandwiches all day. And reproduce. The gene pool is a teriffic thing to waste.

Dear Maury,

Hi, my name is Jen, I was born with two gimpy arms, eight toes on my left foot and six on my right which makes my stability awesome but I never can wear open toe sandles My mom is a HUGE SLUT and has had 13 kids within the past ten years She makes me babysit for free cuz mom says that it's my responsibilitly they are of all different kinds like black a portirican and chinnese and my dad thinks that is so that all the kids don't look the same because if they all are white they would look the same I think this is stupid and what I want from you is a pair of sandles for the summer so all my toes can fit in
thank you
Jen

Dear Maury, I have to make this short and at the same time let you know how important this is to me that you get this so hopefully you can help me like you help others. I'm a young mother of two and also married. I need your help. I'm upset all the time and hurt becase i can't be who i was. I'm overweight and need a make-over. I've tried everything.Surgey is to much money and we can't afford it anyways. I'm asking you can you get me an Extreme makeover body ,teeth,all of me so i can be the wife and the mother i used to be. Maury please make my dream come true.

Dear Crystal,

While we can fix fat and ugly, we can't fix stupid, so why even bother? The world has enough goodlooking idiots as it is.

Sorry,
Maury

Ever since I e-mailed Maury, I've lost 50 pounds and have made all A's in school. The luck didn't just affect me - my mom got a new boyfriend. He owns mobile home that we may move into. It's in a trailer park by the landfill - which means I'll be able to shop for clothes 24-7.

Unbelievable that there are this many stupid people, people you can talk over and believe whole-heartedly that despite the host saying otherwise, that this is reaching Maury in an official capacity...

Maury, you were so good on 'A Current Affair'. Where did your dignity go, Maury? MAURY.

You could imagine the posts he'd get if he'd gone to see Jesus Christ's talk show...

This whole thing makes you realize, it's too late. America is done. Give up, the race is over and we lost.

Ryan, don't ever go to church, dude... they'll either crucify you or expect you to heal their mongoloid inbred mixed-race children or... both.

I've already posted my shock and awe at this blog, but I had to point out something not related to comments, but irks me none the less.

'The man denied'

Don't you mean declined? God, that bugs me. LOL Maybe that's what attracted all these loonies.

Only the True Maury would deny himself!!

Well, since this has fallen into a state of boring and stupid responses (many of which I deleted for their sheer lack of humor) time to shut off comments for this baby. Trackbacks will remain on.

I just wanted to point out that even with all of these recent comments and publicity, people are *still* e-mailing me thinking that I'm Maury. Outstanding.

MUARY,

IAM A TWENTY YEAR OLD GURL WHO TWO YEARS AGO HAD A BUEATIUFL BAYB BOY. I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS NOW. CNA UYO HLPE ME FNID HMI SO I WNOT AVEH TO LIVE IN MY TRILAR ALNEO?

i want to write to maury, anyone know the address? its really important, if u know it u should email me at eyezofnangel1230@hotmail.com :) thank u

I'm the fianc'e of Christopher Baker. He is a very good man who was young and not thinking of the future of having babies. Know that they are up in age the mother's are telling him that he's not the father. Is it possible for you to consider getting him on your next segment of paternity father's. Please contact me at my e-mail address. We actually wrote about a year ago and never received a response. answer asap?

i LIEV BEIHND A LIQOR STROE NAER TEH JNUKAYRD

My room mate is obsessed with Maury. I can't wait to show him this site!

For any one that reads this I am trying to write to Maury. My name is Bambi and I am 26 years old My husband and I have had custody od our three year old son ever since he was 6 months old, we have beev trying to adopt him but our fund keep running low and money is really tight. Our one christmas wish ws to get him adopted but as I said before we can not afford it. We love him dearly and would do anything for him. Please Maury if you are reading this please help our family with the one true christmas gift to give our son our last name.

I doubt he would read this site. It's amazing how stupid people are.

i've been trying for hours to find a site that i can send a private story on, but have failed.HELP!

Oh my goodness. It's almost unbelievable what people will write for anyone else to see. Some sick, sad puppies out there. Some with real stories and some made up as a sick joke. Poor things. God Bless You!

I cannot believe how low (Jerry Springer) style, The Maury Show has gotten. Don't you think alot of that crap is made up, so people can get on T.V? Marisol, I cannot comprehend why her children has not been taken away. She must be having sex every and all day, with her children in the home. Talk about neglect!! Get some real stories!

I need Maury's Help. Can you please give me your email address so I can contact the show

Hi Maury , my name is Dionne Christy and I am 15 years old. I am writing to you because I always watch your show and see how you help people. Well I have acne real bad, nothing I do stops it, I just hate to look in the mirror at myself.Maury I'm wondering is there anything you can do to help me.

He could probably burn your face off and then send you back to the trailer park where you belong, and break all the mirrors that you made from soda cans.

Can some one please send me maury's e-mail.

Maury,
I would like to get ur e-mail so i can write to u and see if u can help me and my mom.. thanks angel

Maury,

I have lost a friend that moved 3 years ago. We kept in touch for a little while, but one day she was going to move again. Since then on I have not spoken to her. I would atleast know her address or phone number, or even seeing her would be the best! I really need some help finding my old best friend, I have lots to share with her. Please help me.

Who is Maury?

Shame on anyone who uses this site to say mean things about people or to make fun of their requests. You know, i commend ALL of them for having the courage to ASK for the help they need. Of all the talk shows that are aired I believe that Maury is the only one that shows true emotion and sympathy for his guests. I was taught from a very young age to be kind to others, and that if i had nothing nice to say that i shouldn't say nothing AT ALL! I think EVERYONE should live by that slogan. The way i look at it, if you have to make fun of other people to feel good about yourself, then you should be the one asking for the help.

Dear Maury - Someone told me that I should ask for help because I make fun of people that don't take the time to read.

Please help!

hi maury i'm 13 year old kacha i watch ur show every day and is hopin to see u in real life but the problem is i'm from ST.LUCIA that a long way maury i think what u have done for these people is a great job i gyess i will finish this letter by sayin may god bless u love kacha

Hi Maury,

I would like to ask you something I would like to if you can help me out I am in a house with 8 girls and there kids it is woman and there kids so they can get on there feet Where we live is ok know but we all want to get are own places but we all have some bills from the past so we would like to know can you help us all Thank You

Hey Maury,
My name is ashley and i think that you should lower the limit for the age that you are able to attend the show because im 15 and i would like to see your show only you have to be 18 and i cant wait that long. i LOVE your show it is one of my favorites. i watch it as much as i can. they are all good topics to talk about. i especially like the ones about when the out of conrtol children attend your show and d-west comes out and the childrean become changes people.if your not able to change the age limit. stay on the air for a couple of more years until im old enough...
love ashley

ps this is ashley again i forgot to say that i was doing a report on you for my comm class. if you have any upbringing or childhood information let me know! thanks

I just wanted to write to the show by online but i cant figure out how...but my grandma has been raising me and my brother for 10yrs and i wanna do something nice for her but i cant figure out what to do...shes been mom and dad always holding a job to take care of us just barly getting by but she always comes out with a smile on her face..and i just wanna let her know that i really do appericate what shes doing and has done and let her know it..because i can never put it into words..i love her so much and want to do something great for her to show how much i am thankful. so if anyone knows how to write to the show oer the internet please let me know

Dear maury
I watch your show every day i dont know if i want to go on live television.but i would like you to prove to my ex-boyfriend that he is my childs father by giving us a paternity test. I cannot afford the plane fare to travel to wherre you are but i would really appreciate it if you could help me.
My name is Ann-marie williams
I live in miami florida
***Phone numbers deleted***
please let me know if you are able to assit me.

Maury I am so desperate for your help! I need to be on your show to prove to my family and friends that I am a sexy woman trapped in a huge body! I am full figured and beautiful. I am 26years old 5/4 249 pounds and all natural! Big woman are people to and I am tired of being called a fat woman and uhaul mama. Please give me a makeover, some new lingerie and take care of my hair and a tan booth. I can dance on your tv show and show them I am a babe!

My mom want me to go 2 a privat school cuz she dont like my girlfriend cause she is like 4 years older then me and i am 12 and she is goin to be 17 in 2 weeks and she wont let us go to a school dance or go out 2 parties afta the dance and she gets mad cuz i like to spend time in the chat room with her when we cant talk on the phone cuz my mom listening to us and she dont beleave we love each other and says school is important but people knows luv is what is important so i want to be able to show her on your show that we luv each other and i can still do school and have a girlfriend and get good grads but she wont listen and yells but not listen to me my girlfriend has kool parents that wud let me live with them and my mom wont have to deal with me and then i wont have to go to a private school help me 2 show her we are in luv and age and school are not important from love hope you pick me for it that would be gr8 your friend and fan Jamie

Maury hates kids that don't use punctuation. He sends them to punctuation bootcamp. COMMA!

OMG Maury! I love the show about cheating spouses! Get this! My husband of 5 years has been cheating on me since the day after our marriage and even while I was in the hospital giving birth to our *now 4 year old* twin boys. I ask him why and he lies and says he has not and that he is just late at work, out with the boys or driving around town, car trouble and many many lame excuses. I saw the hidden camera idea *great* so my mother, sister and a few friends have been taking turns following him around town the last 2 weeks and guess what!? We caught him red handed with his hands on her cookie jar. They told me to not show him and wait until we had more filming of him doing this but the anger that was built up for so long came out and I showed him the video, over a candle light dinner with his favorite meal telling him we were going to watch an adult movie! He was shocked and it was a damn good come back for me to see his face like that but even with the film he lied *ball faced lied* I took our sons and left that evening but I still feel I need more proof like National T.V proof with your crew setting him up on T.V. I deserve this after all these years of marriage and parenting his kids, being a mother is hard and losing the baby fat after having twins is hard, getting the house clean and getting a job is hard he should not use those as excuses for treating me like this! PLEASE EMAIL me when you can air this! Thank you, P.S I can pay for tickets and flight fair but will need help paying for a babysitter to stay with the kids! This is good and well worth the time of airing!

It amuses me to no end that this is *still* getting comments. Long live Maury!

maury I need you to please send me your mailing adress so I can write you please!!!!!

Hi, Maury My Name is Veronica, I am a 19 year old female living with my mother, whom is diagnosed with a bone disease,"Fibromyalgia" that is crippling and worst of all it causes depression and aging she is married and is 38 years old she isn't able to work at all so when I moved out at age 17 to try to start a life of my own she was still living with her husband which he and she could never get along, because of put downs of her and of her disease that she gained over the years of working doing jobs that I myself consider practically as a mans job. No woman should have to be put threw what she has gone threw I mean she has really had it rough too much to explain to but typed out on this post site she has no income so when I moved out I let her move in with me and I myself did what every daughter or son should do for his mother knowing his or herself what their mother went through just to raise them so I let her move in with me and I worked day in and day out to support the both of us because I saw it like this look what all she did for me to raise me and all of the pain that she had to go threw while having me why would it be to hard to tell her this no you've done enough mother now it's my turn to care for you all I ever wish is that one day she would have something worth living for and that is a life again which everyone deserves that chance unless they choose not to have one and thats there fault if they had a chance in getting help for a new start and letting it go for someone who is just going to use them or always tell them how much they can't stand them which is pretty bad when the wife is doing all she can to keep the relationship together and taking a bunch of crap off of the other spouse thats pretty bad she has a car which I call a "S U M A" instead of a 1994 saturn it's considered as a "S U M A" to me which is also know as this, sometime it goes and sometimes it doesn't so suma here and suma there
maybe one day it'll get you some wheres thats what I tell her all the time but she still to this day thanks god for what little she does have and I always told her that maybe one day we'd hit the lotto big and I get her a brand new car and a nice house and i'd care for her the rest of her life.

I also have been trying and trying to find my Biological father Christopher Marion for quiet sometime to just see about meeting him and to meet the other side of my family which I haven't yet accomplished and hope to find oneday before it's ever too late well I'd be glad to here from you and would gladly appreciate any help you offer to me or my mother I do believe in miracles and god because he said to have a little faith if nothing but as much as a mustard seed!!! I do Believe that and thank you and most of all thank god and hope to have some luck Thanks again your friend in christ and also a brother to me in christ God Bless you and your Show just in case you have interest in this story please do e-mail me at VeronicaF19@aol.com Thank you again and god Bless You!!!!!

Dear Maury,
People write you all the time about mothers and children who you give cars and toys and stuff away to . Well Maury I want you to help my Sister. We grew up in a family of 6 kids my dad just had soe surgery and is out of work right now my mom is supporting this entire family. We don't have any money to spend , we live pay check to paycheck. My older sister Jenn has always worked as hard as possible to get good grades and to always be on High honor roll. My sister is a second year Nursing major. She has worked hard to get where she is now and between classes,clinicals,and trying to tutor she doesn't have time to work. She has a 4.0 average as a nursing student and it isn't easy. My sister drives a old Buick regal . The door handles are always breaking, there is always a problem with it running and my sister can;t afford to buy a new car. She is always putting what ever money she has into her car. PLease help my sister Maury!

dear maury

hi Maury. My name is Cynthia. I watch your show all of the time in the mornings and i enjoy them very much. The reason I am writing is becasue I want to know if you could help me find my aunt Michelle Shepherd whom I have never met before. My dad, and my uncle have been trying to look for her everywhere but he and I both cant seem to get in contact with her. Although I have never met my aunt before, I have heard many stories and seen many pictures of her. My family say she and I both look alike. I would like to one day suprise my dad and uncle and tell them that I have found her. I would love to meet my aunt very much so. If you coule PLEASE help me, I would appreciate it so so so so much. Thank You.

Sincerely,
Cynthia Shepherd

Dear Maury,

Did Meagan ever find Hugh?

dear maury,
I watch your show all the time. i see that you really help alot of people. i really need some help. i have two things i need help with. one is to find my dad. his name is preston gregory. I have never meet him, and im 18. the 2th thing is i have a one and a half year old baby boy. his dad dose not have nothing to do with him. he does not help me at all. he has not gave me not a dime. he has not seen him in a year. so if you could plese help me.

much love,
lesley gregory

Hi Maury,
PLEASE help me find my step sister in Chattanooga,Tennesse. I only know her by her middle and last name Dominique Hill. Her first name is hard to spell but,I think it is Jaqulia her mother name is Jacquline or Jackie Sherman. She was married to my father. I miss her so much. I haven't seen her since I was 9 and now I am 18. I know she is out of high school and born n 1985.last time I saw her,her mother amd my father told us they were going to seperate and if we were to ever see each other again it would proubly be when we are grown and kept in contact but it didn't work.Maury I know you have better things to do but could you just help me this one time. when I watch your show and you always find the guest lost relitive I hope and prey that you help me find my step sister.

Dear Maury,
My name is Jodie Martin, i watch your show every day at 2:00 on channel 9 you inspire me to do great things. I see you help people who are most in need of help. well i know this story is not as bad as the others i see on your show and read on the net.but this is my story im 18 years old i have a 17 month old son and he means every thing to me and it makes me cry when i look at where we are living and think i need to get out of here. I have looked and looked for jobs in my town there are none at all i would go to another town and look but all i have are my legs to get me there i was hoping that my incometax would get me a car that would at least get me back and forth to another town but i only got $500. if i had a car i would be able to have a job and get my ged which i very much need to give my son the life he deserves, because he did not ask to be born to someone with no money to take care of him so if you could have it in your heart to help me and 17 month old Richard Cole Martin out i would be most greatfull to you and your whole cast.
love always Jodie Martin

i feel so sorry for you ryan....so so so so sorry...hahahaha...really, i do!

oh, just thought i would let everyone know, you can only contact maury by phone or snail mail (usps)
thought i would try to help you out a little ryan!

Maury: My name is Bill, the reason i'm writing you is because of my wife...I'm now Disabled because of Rumitoid Arthritis and i have MERSA..My wife still works full time and does all the work around the house and takes care of me full time..I'm on crutches also for the rest of my life..Patricia needs a short Vac.to relax a little. We can't afford to go on a vac. to Hawai where she always wanted to visit..If you could help me out sir i would appreciate it ..My wife knows nothing about this E-mail...Thanks Bill

Dear Maury,
Hello I am writing you a letter to say HI. I watch your show on the days i have off. My favorite shows are Who's my baby's daddy, & make wishes come true. I know you get these letters all the time and I wanted to tell you, My mom and dad they are the best two parents you could ever ask for. But they are not the riches people either but who is. There are five children and we are all gone know they have given us five kids everything when they could. We never went on a vacation not once. The only vacation we know was going camping, fishing. Thats it. We made the best of it. We grew up in a two bedroom home remember there were five kids.and they always talked about wanting to remodel the house they never did. My parents desirve something in return from us five kids. So i was only wondering can you help us. Can you make my mom and dad the two happiest parents by new windows, roof, siding and you mize well the works!! Please Maury can you help all of us.. sicerely, Sara Ross

Dear Maury,
Hello I am writing you a letter to say HI. I watch your show on the days i have off. My favorite shows are Who's my baby's daddy, & make wishes come true. I know you get these letters all the time and I wanted to tell you, My mom and dad they are the best two parents you could ever ask for. But they are not the riches people either but who is. There are five children and we are all gone know they have given us five kids everything when they could. We never went on a vacation not once. The only vacation we know was going camping, fishing. Thats it. We made the best of it. We grew up in a two bedroom home remember there were five kids.and they always talked about wanting to remodel the house they never did. My parents desirve something in return from us five kids. So i was only wondering can you help us. Can you make my mom and dad the two happiest parents by new windows, roof, siding and you mize well the works!! Please Maury can you help all of us.. sicerely, Sara Ross

Dear Mr. Maury Povich ,
Hi my name is Dominique Harris-Skeeter , I am 12 years old in the 7th grade and i attend St. Anns school in Brideport, CT. Every year on January 17 my auntie throws my cousin a small get together because its her birthday. It seems like she is always being cut short and until this day she is still being promised by many people that they will take her out because she had a bad birthday. I was wondering if you could help me suprise her by talking to Ciara or The new group B5 who is signed by P.diddy's Bad Boy lable if you could I will be forever in you gratitude sincerely, Dominique

Dear Maury,
Hi my nameis Marlene Garza I am 19 years old and a mother of 1 child he's 5 months. Well the reason I write to you is because well after I had this baby i stayed with this big gut and i've tried to work it off and it don't go away at all.
I'm 19 and it don't look like it why because I wear jeans and long tee shirts. I never want to go out. I've talked to my husband so to be on valentines day about lipo.We want to get married on the 14th of feb it's going to free. But he never has a steady job and we never have no way to get around places.
please help me Maury
Sincerly,
Marlene Garza
p.s. my# is (***)***-****
Love You

Maury I am a mother of one wonderful little boy.
Im 25& he's 10yrs.old we are having a real bad year.I have a boyfriend that is so wonderful we been together coming up on 9yrs.this year.We lost our apartment because the landlord lost his building. That was May 14,2004 since then we have been homeless. My boyfriend cant work because of a disease in his leg's and Im a full time student at a small school.But that just the start of things. My boyfriend and myself has been trying to get married for the longest.He lost his sister in Feb 18, 2004 we were trying to get over that. Its really was a big lost for us.My boyfriends uncle gave us a house to try and help us out. But the thing about it is that it's not liveable there are no floors 3 different types of mold and we dont have NO HELP
tHIS WHOLE THING HAS AFFECTED MY CHILD IN SCHOOL &MENTALLY BECAUSE WE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF HIM PLEASE HELP US MAURY

I don't think this page is hosted by Maury, or that Maury will ever read anything written here.

This is simply a page about something someone saw on the Maury show. That doesn't make him Maury.

For further help, look up the concept of "different people" in an encyclopedia.

IM LIVING WITH MY FACK DAD AND I DONT GET TO SEE MY REAL DAD AND IM EAGHT LOVE YA.YOUR HOT

Dear Maury,

Even though I have read through the whole fucking column and know that you don't actually read this shit, I am still writing you.

My life sucks. I can't find a job. I have no money and yes I fuck my brother. I AM SO ASHAMED!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA....
this is just an example of how you people sound.
GET IT THROUGH YOUR LITTLE BRAINS THAT HE DOESN'T READ YOUR INCOHERENT BABBLE! Ryan, thank you for keeping up the humor, and you are right, our future is going to shit. Thanks alot, idiots!

P.S.
no more "Dear Maury" letters, please!
You all are making yourselves sound stupid!
My regards to Tennessee:D

Amy Wolfe, here's a tip:
GET RID OF THE LOW LIFE BASTARD! HE'S BEEN CHEATING ON YOUR RETARDED ASS FOR FIVE YEARS AND YOU LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT.
MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE AND TAKE CARE OF THAT BABY, CUZ YOU ARE GOING ABOUT RAISING YOUR CHILD THE WRONG WAY. DO YOU WANT TO TEACH YOUR KID THAT IT'S OKAY TO BE STEPPED ON? I DIDN'T THINK SO. TAKE MY ADVICE BEFORE YOU GET AIDS OR SOMETHING.

dear maury i just wanted to say that your show is great and you help alot of people that do need it and i just wanted to say thank you and god bless

I came across this link while looking through another MB, and have spent the longest time, sitting here, reading this shit. What a fucking trip! This is hilarious!

I have to say, whoever these people think they're writing to, doesn't matter. The fact that half of them are willing to put all their shit out there on television is by far more amusing than even this site.

The teenager who wants to "pimp her boyfriends ride"... wtf? Does she live in some bum-fuck town in Alabama where they would think this is a priority? People asking for cars--- no one's told them of employment??? Ones looking for family and lovers.. Try Google... or MAYBE .. just think about it.. just an idea... if they truly gave a fuck.. don't you think there's such thing as leaving a forwarding address--- THEY DIDN'T LIKE YOU! Face facts and use yahoo messenger, there's enough idiots out there, you're sure to find a friend somewhere!

This "shirleygreen", ... Mom has 12 kids and they're "crowded" in this little apartment.. what the fuck do you expect when the woman has 12 fucking kids? I mean, c'mon now, obviously she "other priorities" in the past, than to worry about anything further like rubbers or houses. And now, her money's being spent to support 12 damn kids and buying a computer so that this one can do stupid shit, like emailing Maury Povich.

It's unreal that people are this ignorant! Though, I think it's funny as hell to read.... should definitely keep it going... seems to be amusing people quite a bit.

On the last note.. to the girl that was ashamed of her mother... I'd rather you didn't send pics... If you are ashamed to look at her, what makes you think I, or anyone else, would want to??

Misty

"My kid's an honor student.... honorable enough to beat the shit out of yours, then cover up all evidence......"

I came across this link while looking through another MB, and have spent the longest time, sitting here, reading this shit. What a fucking trip! This is hilarious!

I have to say, whoever these people think they're writing to, doesn't matter. The fact that half of them are willing to put all their shit out there on television is by far more amusing than even this site.

The teenager who wants to "pimp her boyfriends ride"... wtf? Does she live in some bum-fuck town in Alabama where they would think this is a priority? People asking for cars--- no one's told them of employment??? Ones looking for family and lovers.. Try Google... or MAYBE .. just think about it.. just an idea... if they truly gave a fuck.. don't you think there's such thing as leaving a forwarding address--- THEY DIDN'T LIKE YOU! Face facts and use yahoo messenger, there's enough idiots out there, you're sure to find a friend somewhere!

This "shirleygreen", ... Mom has 12 kids and they're "crowded" in this little apartment.. what the fuck do you expect when the woman has 12 fucking kids? I mean, c'mon now, obviously she "other priorities" in the past, than to worry about anything further like rubbers or houses. And now, her money's being spent to support 12 damn kids and buying a computer so that this one can do stupid shit, like emailing Maury Povich.

It's unreal that people are this ignorant! Though, I think it's funny as hell to read.... should definitely keep it going... seems to be amusing people quite a bit.

On the last note.. to the girl that was ashamed of her mother... I'd rather you didn't send pics... If you are ashamed to look at her, what makes you think I, or anyone else, would want to??

Misty

"My kid's an honor student.... honorable enough to beat the shit out of yours, then cover up all evidence......"

PC went on a blink... sorry about that :-)

~Misty

"My kid's an honor student.... honorable enough to beat the shit out of yours, then cover up all evidence......"

Whats up maury I love the show I watch it every day after school when I have time to i'm writing today because columbus city schools are closed. Do t6o the whether I love your show because you do very well and you help people who need it write me back for more information and videos if you can

Sincerely your, Breanna

This isn't Maury's site you idiots. Grow a brain.

I'M A MARRIED 23 YEAR OLD FEMALE AND HAVE BEEN WANTING A BABY ALL OF MY LIFE AND COME TO FIND OUT MY HUSBAND AND I ARE UNABLE TO HAVE KIDS WE ARE WANTING TO ADOPT BUT IT COST SO MUCH AND I HAVE TRYED TO FIND TEENAGE GIRLS WHO WANT TO PUT THIER BABYS UP FOR ADOPTION AND HAVE HAD NO LUCK BUT YET YOU ALWAYS HERE ABOUT GIRLS THAT HAVE BABYS AND LEAVE THEM ON THE SIDE OF THE RODE OR MAYBE EVEN KILLING THEM AND TO ME THAT HURTS BECAUSE THERE ARE THOUSAND OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD LOVE TO GIVE THE BABYS A HOME AND THE LOVE THEY NEED SO IF YOU OR SOME ONE YOU KNOW CAN HELP PLEASE EMAIL ME ( LITTLE_COWGIRL_3_8@HOTMAIL.COM )MAYBE YOU KNOW HOW I CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH THE MARUY SHOW THIS MEANS ALOT TO ME!!!!

hello maury

my name is chassidy am an 20 year old with an 2 month old son . I watch ur show all the time about who's your father? Because i am in that same situations. i don't know who is the father of my baby is and i would like for you to help me cause it is really taring me up in side because i gets no help from anybody.
PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE MAURY I NEED YOUR HELP!

Dear, Maury
My name is Dana I am in college going to uptain a degree in motivalion speaking, to both those who have disableties and those who don't have anything wrong with them physical. The reason for me to write you is because I would like to ask you a few question. The first one is will it be possible for me to meet a couple of your formor geust name Petra because, I would like to become here friend and to let her now that I to was dianosed with Spinal Bifidia. And to let her now that ever time I'm told something nagtive I turn it in to being postive,dapending on how you look at things. Hopefully you can make it were we both come to the Mury Show.

Dear Maury,

My name is Dorothy and I'm 14yrs old. And the reason why I'm writing you this letter is cause I know that my mom needs help really, really bad. She have no idea
that I am trying to do this. Anyways my mom is a very hard working mom.She's a certified nursing aide,(taking care of olderlies)She used to have two jobs.So at the time when she had two
jobs she bought this house for us and everything was going so good for her until she lost her other job then everything start going wrong for her. She started to paid her house mortgage late
all the time not only that but other of her bills too, but even if she has other stuff to pay but to me I think her house mortgage payment is the thing that worried her the most. She's still trying
to find another job so she can have extra money to pay her bills especially the mortgage payment but still no luck for her right now. I know that my mom went to other loan places to try to get
her a loan but they all denied her. I have other two sisters younger than me a l3yrs old and a 4 yrs old. Maury I've seen my mom unhappy sometime but not as worse as now.Sometimes when she
comes out of her room her eyes are red like she was crying but when I asked her why she cried she always makes some kinda excuse. Sometime at night I can hear my mom up almost every
night, she can't sleep when something is bothering her.And I feel very sad about her situation and right now I wish I can quit school and try to find a job to help but I know that's not what my mom
wants. Maury, the mortgage people sent my mom a foreclosure for our home unless she can come up with $10,000, but I know she has $4,000 something in the bank. And my question is if there is any
way you can help her with her finacial situation? I that my mom doesn't have much time to come up with the money, the forclosure date is: May 27, 2005. If you do I will be very very greatful.

Sincerly,
Dorothy

P.S. I hope to hear from you soon.

Seriously, this is getting really depressing...

Awww, c'mon now, Ryan, it's actually kind of amusing to see all the illiterate idiots on here.. Hell, I've directed several who were having a shitty day to this site :) ....

"Dear Maury,

Can you help?

I suck and am so stupid that I can't tell my ass from the rest of these idiots begging on here. I can't read enough to know that all these people are making fun because I was busy trying to get sympathy for my pathetic life from you that I didn't realize that this guy HASN'T A FUCKING CLUE AS TO HOW TO REACH MAURY!
So, Maury if could please help, I need to get a GED because I had to leave school when I was 9 and raise my family because I was knocked up by my brother and living in this little backwoods town in Alabama where all we do is farm and fuck farm animals, doesn't help either, and I know it's a little much to ask but if I you could help me to GET A FUCKING LIFE .. that would be nice too.... Just shoot me an email at im2goddamnstupidtofigureshitoutonmyown@dumbass.com
Thanks, Maury, Signed, the loser that likes to plaster my sad ass life story across the internet!"

hi maury i love your show ii just want to say you have done great withit and you kept it real i love you and a will be coming to your show so look out.

hi maury i love your show ii just want to say you have done great withit and you kept it real i love you and a will be coming to your show so look out.

Maury... I watch you every day. I have a shrine that looks just like you made out of bubblegum. I had to steal hair clippings from barber shops to get the head just right, but it was worth it. The thing looks exactly like you... I even used multi-colors of gum.

ANYWAY I GUESS WHAT I BE TYING TO SAY HEAR IZ THIS...

Maury, will u run way with me? I can tink of no 1 else butt u... 2 gaze in2 your eyes and c your sole... please, call me.

717-555-6357

People, people... please!

This is just one of many FAN sites.

If you want to find my main page, where you can e-mail, post in message boards, and discuss tacos, go to my official private personal site that my name links to! Just click my name!

And remember... keep this a secret. I don't give out my REAL webpage to everyone, you know...

Dear Maury,
My name is Cadet Jordan Lewis a student at the Columbus East High School in Columbus, Ohio and we had a problem that happend on 3/17/05. A Cadet at our school lost his mother in a fire on 3/17/05 at 5:00am, he and his 3 sibling got out safe except for 1 the 3 year old ivy mcdonald is in the hospital from th e fire.
lawrence mcdonald age 15 was the one who went screaming for help knocking on people door so he could get help to get his mom out and his family.

allen camp who was 18 pushed his 5 year old sister alexandrea hinson out of the window and a man caught her. the three lawence, alexandrea and allen got out wit no burn or nothing. but one thing they don't have is a home and clothes . maury we need you help and your blessings so we can help this child keep his family together. they don't have no insurance or anything so they can not burrie his mom please help them so we can get his mom safe under the ground. he needs a new family. we would really appriciate your help. we are helping this family out as well.

all the people who are writing this stuff DID IT HAPPEN YET??

maury i love your show keep up the good work

I know the chances of this actually being read are slim, but am taking the chance. I am a 55 year old woman with breasts that are way too large and are causing me serious back problems. I am unemployed and have no insurance, am single. I cannot get anyone to help me, I am desperate to find help.

hi muary i ama 13 year old girl i was wanting to know if you can make my number one dream come true that dream is to halp my uncle become clean he is a drug actdichted and he has the sweetest little girl danielle age 8 who has alredy lost her momy when she was 6 years old to a drug over dose it is to lat for her and i miss her dearly but i cant let that happen agin i love him alot the last time her left he climed out the bedroom window of my grandmas house because him and his daughter live with my grandma what has now been raising her sence she was 6 and i wanted to do somthing for my wonderfil grandmother sshe has not only been through this she got hit by a lady on dugs and as a result of that has had to strokes so we have been having a relly hard time and my uncle is never home what is somthing happens i need your help he is never home beacuse he is always out doing drugs or in jail i cant talk it anymore so can u help me with this i want him to get better because i am not stupid how far he is into this is it either geting clen or deing and i think that is where he is hesding right now not only that we are doing all we can to find him we dont even know where he is my grandma is puting herself trying to find him all she wants in her son back and a dad for his daughter daniell so if you get this please email me io despertly need you help
love always desi

i think that what you are doing is fucked up the people are on this trying to ge in contact with mary they realy need to they are not fucking arund that is bull shit u should be ashamed of yourselves

people are on this trying to ge in contact with mary

Who is this Mary you speak of?

HI MAURY MY NAME IS SPRING AND I AM 21YEARS OLD AND I WANT TO GET MY MOM A MAKEOVER SHE REALLY NEEDS IT SHE IS SO SWEET SHE HAD OPEN HEART SUREGY AND SHE DOES NOT DO NOTHING FOR HER SELF SHE IS LETTING HER SELF GO DOWN SO PLEASE HELP HER MAURY

People, this is not Maury's blog, I'm sure he does not read it, on top of that, this blog is three years old, if he did stumble upon it, it would have been in 2002. Here's where you can reach him with your stories - http://www.mauryshow.com/ it's easy to leave a message for his producers or him I suppose, to read and get on.

i think that what you are doing is fucked up the people are on this trying to ge in contact with mary they realy need to they are not fucking arund that is bull shit u should be ashamed of yourselves

I understand they're trying to get in contact with Maury, but writing here won't help. As has been said hundreds of times already, MAURY - DOES - NOT - READ - ANYTHING - WRITTEN - HERE.

People would have a better chance of getting in contact with Maury by stopping random people on the street and asking them if they're Maury.

So therefore I think it's only in the best interest to tell people that commenting here is useless.

The address of the real Maury Show is http://www.mauryshow.com. Use it instead of this page.

Maury my name is Diana Benton
I need to fine Jessie Jackson you will understand
why I need him after you read this E-Mail can you
Help me fine him are can you help me get help for
my son please.HELP HELP

THIS IS THE LETTER THAT I WROTE TO HIM

Dear Rev Jessie Jackson:

My name is Diana Benton and my son name is David L. Riley and his wife name is Fina Riley and they have been married for 14yrs
and he needs your help. He is a 37yrs old black man and he
is a juvenile officer. He has been charged with sexual misconduct
with a minor. he was listed #26 on the court books before we
got him out on bail.his bail was a 100,000.00 and we did not
have that kind of money to get him out so the judge dropped
it down 80,000.00 and we raised 8,000.00 to get him out on
bail and her and the D. A got angry because we got him out
on bail and she move him up to be # 1 on the book and rush
to have his trail and they had all white jury and the judge was
a lesbian and the D. A do not like African American.and I
do not thank he had a fair trail.she gave him 20 stack 20stack40yrs.so can you take a look at his
trail and help him. he is not being treated fairly in the jail
his wisdom tooth has broken off and they will not take
him to a dentist so he is suffering. so will you please help him please.
This trail took place in (Marshall,Texas)on March, 15,16,17 2005
My son is a good child he have never been in any trouble
this is the first time that he have ever been accused of anything
in his life, because when my children were small I asked God to
help me raise my children and he did. So will you please help
him.he is a gospel singer and he been call into the minstry
a gospel preacher and his wife Fina Riley is also a minester

Thank you in advance for your time on this matter

Sincerely,

Mrs. Diana Benton
If you need to talk to me here is my Telephone numbers
Home(90*-***-****)
Cell(90*-***-****)

Daughter-in-law Telephone Number
Home(90*-***-****)

And I Pray that God will always be with you

AMEN

HI MAURY IM ONLY 11 YEARS OLD, AND ME AND MY FAMILY BEEN GOING THRU SOME TROUBLE, WITH MY BROTHERS FATHER, RENT, DOCTER APPOINTMENTS, ME GOING TOO SCHOOL, LIVING IN A SMALL APARTMENT,NOT EATING ENOUGH FOOD, AND EVRYTHING ELSE.
BUT SEE MY BROTHER WAS BORN PREMURTIUER, MY MOM ONLY HAD HIM WHEN HE WAS 4MONTHS, MY SISTER HAS A DISABILITY PROBLEM, AND MY MOTHER IS DIABETIC WITH DISEACE SIC-ONCELLS, NOW MY MOTHER IS GOING BLIND FROM HER DIEABIETES, MY MOM HAS HAD OVER 15- SURGERYS IN EACH OF HER EYES AND RELLY RELLY PAINFULL TOO SEE MY MOTHER GO BLIND WHEN SHE HAS THREE KIDS AT THE AGE 1HALF 11 & 21 SO PS GIVE US A CALL U CAN HELP US OUT WITH OUR PROBLEMS AT 72*-***-**** AND ASK FOR JESSICA OR MARIE OR LYSEBERTHE a.k.a LIZ ARE # IS 72*-***-****

MAURY,
SEEN A SHOW I BELIEVE LAST YEAR WHERE YOU HELPED SOMEONE GET HELP FOR DRUG AND ALCOHOL PROBLEMS. I AM PRESENTLY IN BAD TIMES BECAUSE OF MY DRINKING AND DRUG USE AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU CAN SEND ME INFORMATION ON THAT REHAB IN FLORIDA SO I CAN SEE IF THEY WILL TAKE ME THERE AND HOW MUCH IT WILL COST. I'VE TRIED MANY SHORT TERM PROGRAMS HERE IN MY HOME COUNTY TO KNOW AVAIL. I'M HOPING THAT THEY CAN HELP ME THERE AS I BELIEVE THAT PLACE IN FLORIDA IS LONG TERM AND HAVE MANY SUPPORT GROUPS OUT THERE WHICH I NEED. I KNOW THAT THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY IS ADMITTING AND THEN SEEKING HELP. AND I'M READY TO DO BOTH. P L E A S E H E L P !!!!!!!!!
KENNETH DUCKER
******
***** NY *****

THANK YOU
KEN

i have a daughter . who is drinking her self to death . she has hipitisC that is attacking her liver and so is the liquor . if she don't get help soon i am going to loose her . she has lost her job and can't find another she has a felony for drunk driving 6 times . i am also afraid if she don't get help she will kill her self or someone else i can't afford help for her i only get $599.00 SS a month please help me help her .thanks pauline gill
1******* ***** mich *****
phone 26*-*******

Dear Pauline Gill

Come and send me an e-mail and describe all your finanical problems i am sure, i can help you in this matter.

thanks

Israr

Manchester
[ed: deleted contact information/web site]

OK MAURY I HAVE A WISH THAT I COULD MEET NELLY AND EVERY ONE IN MY LIFE SAY THAT I WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE TO MEET HIM. I WAS HOPING THAT U CAN HELP MY WISH COME TRUE. MY MOTHER SAID THAT WHEN HE COME TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN THAT I COULD MEET HIM, BUT HE IS COMING APRIL 15 AND I CAN'T GO CAUSE MY MOTHER IS NOT RICH AND MONEY DON'T GROW TREES. PLEASE MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE. OH AND I WANT TO BE A ACTRESS WHEN I GROW UP MAURY I DREAM OF STARTING IN FAMOUS MOVES, AND SHOWS. I LOVE U AND PLEACE MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE WITH MEETING NELLY. TELL LIL'ROMEO THAT I LOVE HIM TO.

Dear maury i love your show so much really you change alot of people with your show and their lives. I'm sending this comment in hopes that you will save yet another life.I have a friend who has an inherited diseas and I want to help her in any way possible. The only thing that could make us closer is blood. Her disease makes her eyes look large and crooked. I think she's beautiful no matter what but its very hard to make her think the same.People in school call her bug eyes and other bad things. It distracts her n school alot.She's 15 and still in the 7th grade and she's in the office almost every day for getting in fights with people for making fun of her.She can't find a doctor good enough to take care of her problem and her aunt died from it.To conclude this message i just want to say i love the show and i love my friend. Please help her.

Love Anjelica Cervenak
and please have the hart to love my friend Michelle Ann Sidham

My mom is the best thing in this world my dad died when I was 3 and he left my mom with 8 kids to take care of by herself we want to do something special for her and all she wants is to have her house become her dream house we have all tryed and we can not make her wishes come true Maury I have tryed everything and I can not get no help can you help us please it would mean alot to all of us I will even give you both of my new Nelly cds if you would help us. Please we need your help really bad.

.... you people got to be serious... the web creator of this site told u that this is just a fan site and u continue posting your white trash stories.. reading your stories makes me proud to be chicano. now please.. enough with the maury i need this.. what yall people need is jesus... here ill even help u out the number is 1-800-78-maury. now leave this poor guy alone with your sex rape victim stories and my dog is crying well boooo---freaking----hooo... and not one person has even posted what this web page was for maury fucking up on a dude that he though was a girl.. this page was here only for u to call Maury a DUMBASS. thats it... so please please please.. let this be the last post.

your show rockslove ya

Seriously, people, what part of "THIS IS NOT THE MAURY SHOW WEBSITE, MAURY DOES NOT READ ANYTHING WRITTEN HERE" is too difficult for you to understand?

I WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE A STORY FOR MAURY.SO MAYBE HE CAN HELP ME AND MY HUSBAND OUT

YOU PEOPLE ARE RETARDS MAURY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS SITE AND YOU STILL POUR YOUR HEARTS OUT LIKE HES SANTA CLAUS AND HES GONNA HEAR YOU GET A GRIP LOSERS

hi maury i need to email you about a big question i have and i need your advice and help.
I am from Canada so i don't know if you can help me but i would like to try and find my children who i have not seen for 18 and 19 years. Please
email and let me know if you can help me.
Thank you very much maury you are the greatest
person and my friend and I watch your show every
day

Thank you very much, from
Beverley

This is hilarious!

But just a quick question.. to the woman "Dot" who posted on March 22, at 5:39 pm..

If you happen to come across this "help" that you so much desire for your big tits to be reduced, kindly look me up for a "donation", as I am lacking just a bit. My husband and I would greatly appreciate it :-)

Thanks,
Misty

Dear Maury,
My name is Tasha Umgelter and I am a 21 year old female from Queens, New York City. I have one wish that only you can grant. Here is my story.
I am a big fan and I am a faithful viewer of your show - it's my favorite!! I am writing this e-mail in hopes of finding my biological mother
( siblings as well if possible )that I have been searching for my whole life. I was adopted at the age of 9 1/2 and I have the world's greatest parents but I long to find my long lost family that I know so very little about. It would give me so much closure and comfort knowing that my family is doing well. I was in foster homes from the age 5 up until my loving parents rescued me from my horrendous foster home. Don't get me wrong, I had some great families but none of them compared to my mom and dad now. They have given me hope and so much support throughout the years and this is just a part of me is that missing. I often wonder if they are thinking of me and if they are searching for me, as well. This is the only way to end my curiosity and is a chance for me to finally get the answers that I've been wanting for. My life has been like a roller coaster but despite it all, I've always managed to live and let go. I still hold on to the vivid memories that I once had but there is just so much missing in my life because of this. I will never give up on my family and I just want them to know that I am thinking of each and every one of them every waking moment of my life. I've seen you perform miracles and help people going through rough ordeals and I think you're my only hope!! You're an angel to so many others that have lost faith and I hope that you can be mine as well. You are so dedicated and your dedication gives me hope to never stop being determined. I know you receive a lot of letters but I am desperate and pleading for your services, please help!! I will be forever grateful and will finally be able to move on with my life once you make my wish come true!!! Please help!! Thank you for your time and effort!!
Sincerly,
Tasha Umgelter

Dear Maury,
My name is Tasha Umgelter and I am a 21 year old female from Queens, New York City. I have one wish that only you can grant. Here is my story.
I am a big fan and I am a faithful viewer of your show - it's my favorite!! I am writing this e-mail in hopes of finding my biological mother
( siblings as well if possible )that I have been searching for my whole life. I was adopted at the age of 9 1/2 and I have the world's greatest parents but I long to find my long lost family that I know so very little about. It would give me so much closure and comfort knowing that my family is doing well. I was in foster homes from the age 5 up until my loving parents rescued me from my horrendous foster home. Don't get me wrong, I had some great families but none of them compared to my mom and dad now. They have given me hope and so much support throughout the years and this is just a part of me is that missing. I often wonder if they are thinking of me and if they are searching for me, as well. This is the only way to end my curiosity and is a chance for me to finally get the answers that I've been wanting for. My life has been like a roller coaster but despite it all, I've always managed to live and let go. I still hold on to the vivid memories that I once had but there is just so much missing in my life because of this. I will never give up on my family and I just want them to know that I am thinking of each and every one of them every waking moment of my life. I've seen you perform miracles and help people going through rough ordeals and I think you're my only hope!! You're an angel to so many others that have lost faith and I hope that you can be mine as well. You are so dedicated and your dedication gives me hope to never stop being determined. I know you receive a lot of letters but I am desperate and pleading for your services, please help!! I will be forever grateful and will finally be able to move on with my life once you make my wish come true!!! Please help!! Thank you for your time and effort!!
Sincerly,
Tasha Umgelter

hello,
My name is elizabeth and i am writing this hoping to get in touch with maury, i am requesting to put my sister on the show.My sister is 16 years old and she is going threw trouble.My sister has been made fun of all of her life and i would like to do something special for her.Maybe a makeover or something if i could get an mailing address or away to contact maury personally i would really appreciate it thanks! Sincerely Elizabeth Nuckols

i am having problems paying my bills can you help me please cannot get a job here where i lived becuz there r very few jobs i am 50 years old please help me find one so that i can get out of this hole thanks angie..

is this the real maury web site or is this fake please let the public know because maury has so many fans that would like to really contact him. thank you

is this the real maury web site or is this fake please let the public know because maury has so many fans that would like to really contact him. thank you

Hey maury you are so cool i love your show its awsome i watch it every week days. Im 14 years old and well life is hard, i have only one friend cause of the way that people treet me at school.

DEAR MAURY,

SEVERAL YEARS AGO YOU HAD A LITTLE GIRL ON YOUR SHOW THAT HAD AIDS. I THINK HER NAME WAS HILDIA. SHE WAS SUCH A BRIGHT CHILD AND DIDN'T SEEM AFRAID OF ANYTHING. I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY UPDATES ON HER LATELY.. COULD YOU PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW SHE IS DOING.

I LOVE YOUR SHOW,

YOUR FRIEND, AMY

DEAR MAURY,
MY NAME IS ROBERT WILKINS WROTEN. I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT MY NATURAL FATHER, BUT HIS NAME WHICH IS ROBERT L WILKINS AND HE WAS A FIRST CLASS CORMAN US NAVY IN 1966. HE CAME BACK AND WROTE MY MOTHER A LETTER TELLING WOULD NOT HELP FINANCUALLY WITH ME. I WAS CONCIEVED IN RHODE ISLAND AND BORN IN SAN DAGEO CAL. HIS NAME APPEARS ON MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE, MY MOTHER PASSED AWAY LAST YEAR AND I WOULD LIKE TO FIND MY FATHER AND SEE IF I HAVE ANY OTHER FAMILY.

SINCERLY,

BOB

Dear Maury,
I'm only kidding :) I read this and just laughed and laughed all night :) Thanks for the laugh!!!

Dear mury i love your show so much. when i saw your mini idol show i wanted to go on it but my family can't a ford to get there see my family and i are poor so i thouight if i could get a hold of you that you might bable to help me get a signer career. i love signing so much and it would help my familt out a lot. i moved every were i lived in a van for two monts i lived in a shelter home but please mury please help me and family

I NEED MAURYS E-MAIL CAUSE I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND MY FATHER RUSSELL BURGESS FOR ALMOST 7 YEARS NOW I HAVENT SEEN HIM SINCE I WAS ABOUT 3 YEARS OLD AND I AM NOW 19 I FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE OTHER SISTERS WITH HIM BUT IVE NEVER GOT TO SEE THEM I KNOW THAT HE USED TO LIVE IN GRANDRAPIDS BUT NOT EVEN CHILD SUPORT WILL HELP ME FIND HIM ALL I WANT IS TO FEEL WHOLE AND I CANT KNOWING THAT I HAVE A FATHER SOMWERE OUT THERE THAT COULD BE LOOKING FOR ME ALSO PLEASE HELP ME

DEAR MAURY
My name is Tessica I am 14 and I was woundering if u could help me I live in Louisville kentucky and was born here and I was just woundering if u could help me tell how my father is will i thimk I know but I want to be 100 percent sure he is my father his name is crig pond I meet him when I was 10 years old but since I been a baby tell I was 10 I thought a guy name bauch stacey was my father this is my sisters and brothers dad and they belive he is my father to I hope not his has not been there for me ecsept six months he has been and person my hole life and I don't give a fuck about him ethier do my sisters or brothers but crig on the other hand buys me anything I want and I know he loves me with all his heart and his girl frind is really sweet to and in my heart I know he is my father but my head keep woundering is he because my family thinks I resible bauch but some people think when I was younger I resibled crig will I don't know and I was just woundering if you gould help me tell witch one of this guys are my father

love:Tessica stacey

ps: please help me maury tell witch one is my father think you very much

Hey Maury its me again and I want u to know that I would like to get and D/N/A TEST but my family does not have the money for one I would really like to know if crig or bauch is my dad so please help me
love Tessica stacey

ps:thank u for eveything

Hey Maury its me again and I want u to know that I would like to get and D/N/A TEST but my family does not have the money for one I would really like to know if crig or bauch is my dad so please help me
love Tessica stacey

ps:thank u for eveything

how do you pull up information concerning what happened onthe shoe

Hello Maury my name is michael Wawee and iam just like Tasha Umgelter except that i did not get adopted but i have been in search for my birth mother for my entire life and was woundering if you could help me find her.
Her name is KarenNorton her maiden name being Norton then she married my father and her name became Karen Wawee they divorced and she remarried and her name was Karen Dunningham living in Michigan. that is all i know about her.
Please help me find my momthank you Michael Wawee

Dear Maury my name is TyAisha I am 13years old ,my mother father had committed suicide when she was 15years old she has a half sister she have never met before the only thing she know is her name is Tiffany Spedden her father name was Russell Spedden he was also down child support for Tiffany. Please help me find my mother sister so she can stop feeling sad and depress alot of the time she always talk about finding her she tryed everything and nothing came up in the search Tiffany Spedden was born in Baltimore Maryland and she left Baltimore as a child she moved to pittsburgh pa with her mother when she was a kid my mom sad she didnt even attend there dad funeral. My mom is 32years old her Birthday is august4 please help me make her wich come true love Tyaisha I am just learning to work my computer sorry it not in crrect letter form

Hi, maury I just let you that I love your show.But the one I love is you are not the father and the man think that the baby is not for him and the baby is for him.

Thank you maury

Oh my god! What a bunch of idiots. Did I actually stumble onto the page for sub human intelligence?

Please tell me these letters are all a continued hoax....please...not one of these can really be real, can they?

I would like to email Maury to get help for an 18 year old girl who lost all her hair and she needs a wig but can`t aford one.

hi my name is Marilyn i watch your show every day i see abused women on there and it makes me cry because i once was one of those people.ive lost my front teeth due to the volence i once lived with. but i really want to help if i can just to tell some of these ladies that there are men who will love them without hate and abuse.i havent found mr right but iam alive there are to many things he had done to me to list. but if i can help someone else to survive it will make a big difference in my life. and i will sleep better at night.if i can help please contact me.iam a survivor. my e-mail address is mustangsally1205@yahoo.com or someone may call me at 304-720-9710 thank you and have a safe day.

I wouldn't of got mad because Maury don't discrimanate against anyone.

dear maury my name is Tanya and I would like help for my sister lisa.She has a daughter who is 5 and she does not know who the father is.It could be one of two men.One is her ex-husband and the other man does not know he may be the father.Is there anyway you could help her?

Im from Jugoslavia. I watch your show every day i was so impressed.Keep up the wonderful work.
I am sorry for my English.

Love you Gaby

Im from Jugoslavia. I watch your show every day i was so impressed.Keep up the wonderful work.
I am sorry for my English.

Love you Gaby

hey im am jerrica renee gray i am 16 and i live in alabama. i have never met or seen my real father can you please help me i have nothing of his but a picture and i have been trying to find him for years but had no sucess so i hope i can depend on you to help find him.His name Adrian Hill last i heared he was in Arzonia.but i will be very very thankful if you can help

Love
jerrica Gray

Look you retarded bunch of moron's, Maury does not come on this site, so stop posting stuff here that he will never see. If you want to contact Maury go to this website:

http://talkshows.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=talkshows&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uni-television.com%2Fmaury%2Findex.html

Send you comments to Maury through his website, not here.

dear maury hello i love your show i was wondering could you help me get my own house
help me succed in life please help me i would like your email address

YES MAURY DOES COME ON THIS SITE U FUC*IN IDIOT SO GET A LIFE BIT*H AND GROW THE FUC* UP PU**Y!

To sararose:
Tell that chick freind of yours to shave a cat,glue the hair to a trash bag and wear that...I hear it's not that exspensive...LOL.

i need your address my teeth are so bad people make fun of me and i am 23 years old from lebanon pa i try to brush them and clean them but nothing works. my husben makes fun of me and my friends and family i don't know who else to run too. PLEASE MA
MURY HELP ME!!

Maury let me start off i love your show i watch it all the time even when its reruns.. i have a problem with my brest's they are so big and no one out here can help me i have back problem's its always hurting me i want to get them smaller but another problem is my husbend he does not want me to he is so into big boobs and i can't stand them no more my mom told me to do something aobut it but there's nothing i can do anymore i am 23 years old live in lebanon pennsylvina and here are my 2 email address you can get a hold of me from............. Seguralebanon23@aol.com

hmommie23@aol.com

Maury you are my last hope can you PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM BEGGIN YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...

THANK YOU, HEATHER MARIE SEGURA

WELL FOR ALL YOU ALLL PEOPLE, I HOPE THAT YOU ALL FAMILIES GET CLOSER, AND I ALSO HOPE YOU ALL SICK DADDIES QUIET PULLING AND DOING THAT BAD SH** THAT A DADDY SHOULDN'T DO. I THINK THAT ANY MAN WHO DOES IT WITH A YOUNG GIRL SHOULD BE KILLED OR EVEN UNDER THE JAIL CELLS. bECAUSE IF THEY DO IT WITH A YOUNG GIRL THAN THEY WOULD DO IT WITH JUST ABOUT ANYONE.

Dear Maury,

My name is Valentine Belizaire and I've been wondering for over 8 long years now about my dear cousin Guirold Belizaire.
Last I heard from him, he was leaving in Long Island, NY. He his my grandfather's first grandchild. I have decided to look for him since I realized that no one in my family have even bothered asking his where abouts. I also find it weird that he wasn't present at our grandfather funerals.

When I was little, I remembered him being always around.I do not know what happened to him, but I know that he isn't the type to just disappear without a trace. Last my family and I heard from him, he was about to undergo a surgery and he needed us to send him some money in order to pay for the procedures. Since that time we have all moved to different locations so it is very difficult to know rather or not he has tried to get in touch with anyone of us.

I've watched your show and seen how you brought family members who had not seen each other for years back together. Please Maury help me find my dear cousin, I need to know how he's doing.
If you can please send me an e/mail just to notify that you've at least received my letter
my e-mail address is vfbelizaire@yahoo.com

Sincerly
Valentine F. Belizaire

Dear Maury,

My name is Valentine Belizaire and I've been wondering for over 8 long years now about my dear cousin Guirold Belizaire.
Last I heard from him, he was leaving in Long Island, NY. He his my grandfather's first grandchild. I have decided to look for him since I realized that no one in my family have even bothered asking his where abouts. I also find it weird that he wasn't present at our grandfather funerals.

When I was little, I remembered him being always around.I do not know what happened to him, but I know that he isn't the type to just disappear without a trace. Last my family and I heard from him, he was about to undergo a surgery and he needed us to send him some money in order to pay for the procedures. Since that time we have all moved to different locations so it is very difficult to know rather or not he has tried to get in touch with anyone of us.

I've watched your show and seen how you brought family members who had not seen each other for years back together. Please Maury help me find my dear cousin, I need to know how he's doing.
If you can please send me an e/mail just to notify that you've at least received my letter
my e-mail address is vfbelizaire@yahoo.com

Sincerly
Valentine F. Belizaire

Dear Maury,

My name is Valentine Belizaire and I've been wondering for over 8 long years now about my dear cousin Guirold Belizaire.
Last I heard from him, he was leaving in Long Island, NY. He his my grandfather's first grandchild. I have decided to look for him since I realized that no one in my family have even bothered asking his where abouts. I also find it weird that he wasn't present at our grandfather funerals.

When I was little, I remembered him being always around.I do not know what happened to him, but I know that he isn't the type to just disappear without a trace. Last my family and I heard from him, he was about to undergo a surgery and he needed us to send him some money in order to pay for the procedures. Since that time we have all moved to different locations so it is very difficult to know rather or not he has tried to get in touch with anyone of us.

I've watched your show and seen how you brought family members who had not seen each other for years back together. Please Maury help me find my dear cousin, I need to know how he's doing.
If you can please send me an e/mail just to notify that you've at least received my letter
my e-mail address is vfbelizaire@yahoo.com

Sincerly
Valentine F. Belizaire

Dear Maury,

My name is Valentine Belizaire and I've been wondering for over 8 long years now about my dear cousin Guirold Belizaire.
Last I heard from him, he was leaving in Long Island, NY. He his my grandfather's first grandchild. I have decided to look for him since I realized that no one in my family have even bothered asking his where abouts. I also find it weird that he wasn't present at our grandfather funerals.

When I was little, I remembered him being always around.I do not know what happened to him, but I know that he isn't the type to just disappear without a trace. Last my family and I heard from him, he was about to undergo a surgery and he needed us to send him some money in order to pay for the procedures. Since that time we have all moved to different locations so it is very difficult to know rather or not he has tried to get in touch with anyone of us.

I've watched your show and seen how you brought family members who had not seen each other for years back together. Please Maury help me find my dear cousin, I need to know how he's doing.
If you can please send me an e/mail just to notify that you've at least received my letter
my e-mail address is vfbelizaire@yahoo.com

Sincerly
Valentine F. Belizaire

i have been trying to find the money to get a tummytuck and liposuction for my wedding, can seem to get it done as putting fiance thru HD mechanic school and being a Hospice nurse, either it's my patients or my fiance, or mom being sick blah blah but i just would like some help for me this time is there any way? i see you helping all kinds of people and i thought maybe just this once someone might help me, thx a lot darla barnes hot springs arkansas

i have been trying to find the money to get a tummytuck and liposuction for my wedding, cant seem to get it done as putting fiance thru HD mechanic school and being a Hospice nurse, either it's my patients or my fiance, or mom being sick blah blah but i just would like some help for me this time is there any way? i see you helping all kinds of people and i thought maybe just this once someone might help me, thx a lot darla barnes hot springs arkansas

Maury why don't u do a show on internet love?

Maury I want to have your babies... Casue you are so fucking sexy!

Please Sir/Madam,
The producer i'm kindily requesting you to let me come to the Maury show when i'm still in America my name is Jolly Kahunde from Uganda in East Africa I'm currently staying in Texas on 1215 Monterry Blvd #122B and i have been here in America four years but please i'm kindly begging you to let me come to Maury so I can explain my problems to him may be he can help me and i'm positive he will, if you let me please. Part of my problem is since i came here i've never even made $3000 that is there in my account my two sisters died of aids and they left me with five kids plus my husband who was killed left me with three kids and they are in Africa, I bought a piece of land back home and i've been trying to build for my poor family but i have failed because i can't raise enough money for my bills here and my family back home. i'm begging Maury to help me. i'm not a lazy person i'm working two jobs in the Nursing homes as a nursing aide. i work 16 hours every day i sometimes go for seven days without taking any day off but still i have failed. I'm working with Keller Oaks health Center from 6:00am to 2pm and then i go to Richland hills Nursing and Rehab from 2:30 pm to 10 pm because i explained my problem to the Director of Nursing in Richland hills Ms Beverly and she had mercy on me to be late for thirty minutes i love your shows but some times i hide in the residents rooms and watch. Please i'll be the luckiest and greatful Ugandan woman if my plea will be put in consideration. Thank you so much and God bless you Bye
Loving Jolly K

Hi Maury! I love your show! I think I need some help. I am 17 and I think I have something wrong with me. I haven't had a period for about 6 months and I keep gaining weight and I am hungry for the strangest foods! Right now I really like to eat a lot chips. Have you ever done a show about this type of problem with people? I don't know what to do and I know since you have had about 500 shows at least one of them talked about this. Thanks!

i luv Owen Mcintosh
i luv chocolate
i luv bein on MSN so add me and tolk 2 me
Mi addi is sophie_babe_is_cool@hotmail.com

TOLK 2 ME !!!!!!

PLEASE HELP MY MOM WITH A MAKE OVER SHE HAS HAD A RUFF TIME SINCE 2003 WITH HER HEALTH CANT WORK OR DRIVE ANY MORE SHE REALLY NEEDS THIS THIS STORY REALLT GOES ON AND ON

hi maury,
I have a problem. my mom and i are going through some tough situations. My mom has a lot of bills to pay ineed some clothes and my hair needs to be makeover. please can u help us by giving us a complete change.
Yours truly,
yanique cadogan

No.

Hi maury,
My name is Natasha Vicente I am 15 and the youngest of three children. My mother works so hard to raise us with the help of our father Jorge. She is a stay home mother but is always ocupied and seems to never have time for her self. She cookes,cleans,she has painted almose the hole house, she always gives more then what she has. Not only does she take care of her own three children,she is also a youth administrator at church handeling many other younger kids. Even after being so busy she always have time to take me to all my softball games,help with funrasiers and more. But, not really having time for her self at times she doesnt have any time to dress up and go out with her husband. She doesnt have time to sit down for her self and relax. I just wish that there is something I could do to give back all she has given me. She is not only my mother but my best friend and I would love to give back to her Maury would you please help me!

Hi Maury my name is Tawana Smith i am 19 years old i'll be 20 on July 24, 2005. I am in need of some help you see Maury my mother is over weight and she can't do anything for herself i am the youngest of five. I am my mother's care taker meaning i do everything for her cook, clean, bathe her, everything she's mainly helpless and can not do anything for herself. I've been doing this for 4 years of my life i haven't even spent a night over my friends house because she can't be left alone for a long period of time. I can only do so much because i don't have a car Maury i need some help with taking care of her because i can only do so much and i can't do anything either because i have no car so please Maury help my wish come true for my birthday please!!!!!!!!!

I have been searching for my wifes' son whom was born while she was living with her grandparents. They made her give him up for adoption. He was born in Kentucky which has the stiffest laws of almost in state againsst trying to find adopted children.
I have purchased books to help find adopted children and have hired a company called Omni Trace. We have been unable to find him. We have a lot of helpful information. I have been srarching for about 20 years.
We would be willing to do about anything that you would ask of us if you would help me find her son.
Thank You
Barney B*****
4970 D******
Lebanon Ky. 40033
270-***-****
bc**p2@al***

Hello Maury,

I watch your show all the time and your show is
great. the real reason for this email is to ask
you how the little Overweight Girl Jessica is doing. I would like to see more updates on her
to see how she is doing and i'm sure that everyone esle that watches your show would like
to see more Updates on her.

keep up the good work Maury.

thank you
Sharon
posted by Sharon

DEAR MAURY;

MY NAME IS ROSA REYES AND I HAVE BEEN IN A REALTIONSHIP WITH MY BOYFRIEND IVAN FOR THE PAST 31/2YEARS WHEN WE FIRST STARTED IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL SO MUCH UUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN THE TWO OF US BUT EVER SINCE THAT DAY THAT IVAN CHEATED ON ME WITH A GIRL NAME STAR OUR REALTIONSHIP HAS WENT DO HILL BECAUSE IVAN KNOW THINK SINCE HE CHEATED ON ME I'AM GOING TO DO IT BACK TO HIM AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH MAURY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH THAT I FOR GIVE HIM FOR CHEATING ON ME MAURY I REALLY NEED FOR YOU TO HELP ME WITH THIS PROBLEM WITH MY BOYFRIEND THE MAN I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART HAS TURN EVIL HE HAS HIT ME A COUPLE OF TIMES AND ALL THIS JUST BECAUSE HE DON'T TRUST ME MAURY I'AM ALWAYS WATCHING YOUR SHOW AND I HAVE SEEN YOU HELP PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS LIKE THIS BY TAKING A BY TAKE A LIE DETECTOR TEST I'AM EVEN WILL TO PAY FOR IT BECAUSE I REALLY NEED TO SHOW HIM THAT I HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON HIM AN THAT MY LOVE FOR HIM IS TO STRONG MAURY RIGHT NOW I FEAR FOR MY LIFE WHY BECAUSE HE IS VERY CRAZY AND ALL THE TIME HE IS TELLING ME THAT IF HE SEE ME TALKING TO ANY GUY HE WILL KILL ME HE HAS MADE ME LOSE TWO OF MY JOBS ALREADY AN ALL THIS FOR NOTHING FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER MAURY CAN YOU HELP ME. PLEASE HELP ME YOU CAN CALL ME AT 914-968-6213 0R EMAIL ME A ROSA_REYES2005@HOTMAIL.COM I NEED TO DO THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS

hey maury i'm writing you because i need help findin my real dad i'm 16 going to be 17 in aug. I've never ever seen or heard from my dad he dosen't want any thing to do with me the only thing i ask is to met him one time and i'll be happy with that. please maury thats what i want for my 17 birthday
love always luwana

maury your show sucks you act like your the hottest man out there, but please beleive me your not! i think you need to get a life and stop fucking around with other people's.and if you do read these those people out there that write to you(notttttt me)just want to see if they can get a little dick!!!!! litterally a little dick!!!!!!!!!! lol,
the fan you want,
sharon

hey this is ashley you suck dick maury!!!!!!!!!!!

ok rob, i know u say this is not the site that maury will actually see, but if u find info on how i can really contact him,i would appricaite it. i need to talk to him, i need his help, it could change life for me. please email me back if u find info how to reach him ok. thanks!

WITH BEST WISHES ALWAYS, CHRISSI
EMAIL ME AT btrflystar14@aol.com

Hey Maury, We have a little cousin whom the father is unknown. It could be one of many of my family members daughter. My brother could be the possible father. The supposed grandmother has custody of her because she thinks her son is the father. It is killing a lot of us. We need to know who this little girls daddy is. Her mother wants to have a blood test done to find out who her 5 yr old daughters daddy is. Is there any way you can help us out. We all know for a fact that the guy she calls daddy (my cousin) is not her blood father. He even knows that. But he gave the baby his last name. Now he is in jail again. Was in there for 4years he wants nothing to do with the baby now 5. Please help us out.

wow, I can't belive people are still posting on here daily!

If you want to be on the Maury show, just go to the Maury show website:

http://www.mauryshow.com/

i whonder if u could tell me on the computer if jason duff is my dad im ten i cant come i just whant to know please e mail me and tll me my name is michael christophel tell me on my e mail address plz dont let this get out jerey

I think that the peole who write to you are conerned about alot of things that concern them.
I am from the bahamas and i have a friend who had a child for a cia agent in 1986 and she has never seen him again.I would like to know if you can help her because i don`t where to turn next.
She has given up.Please help her.

Neville Grant

Dear Maury my name is Chelsea Kadora Thompson and I'm 11 years old.The reason why I'm writing this to you is because I just hate the way I look cause I have these dark rings around my eyes and mostly every body picks on me and calls me a racoon even my sister says it she even says it the most cause like one day we were all watching tv my sister was just flipping through the channels then she saw Popeye come up on the tv screen then she looked back at me and just busted out laughing in front of everybody it just made me so embarrassed in front of everybody I went into my mother room where she was and just started to cry then I told her what was the problem.Maury could you please help me and please give me a makeover.Maury I will even get down on my knees.I live in Bainbridge Ga.It's close to Tallahassee FL.Maury could you pretty please write me back.And my email address is prettydiva8619@yahoo.com.And I don't care when you write me back just please write me back please please please.
Sincerly,
Chelsea K Thompson

Hi Maury, i watch your show every afternoon and i really enjoy it. The topics are wow so good that i look foword for the next show. I love paternity test those girls are really not ashamed. But indeed the show is good i give it a 100%. Keep up the good work. Oh the makeovers are my favorites.

dear maury,

i don't know who you are and i know you'll never read this, but i need your help because ...

it is somewhat hard to believe that after three years people still post here and almost none of them seem to read anything of the above. impressive.

thanks for not closing the comments. this is a classic. loved it.

IS YOUR SHOW FAKE OR IS IT REAL
I DONT KNOW WHY I AM ASKING YOU
PROBALY BECAUSE LIKE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW IS FAKE WELL SO LONG

Dear; maury
my name is cathy and a mother of two and need you help. I have a learing disabilady and i't is so hard for me to get any help. I'm and annedeprisent and It seam like life is hard for some people but even harder for my self. I live off S.S.I. and don't make enuff money for my kids. I do try like yeel to do my best for them. I have just one wish and it is for my kids to have a good life. in a home ,car ,so extra money to get on my feet. I love my kids and thay need me please help me out my live is not easy.

Hello My name is Ray Collins
I am a 39 year old, white, middle class person, I have a job and work a shift schedule. I was wondering if Mr. Povich would be able to help me.
In the last 3 years I have been married and divorced, lost my brother to heart disease, a uncle to heart disease, 2 aunts to cancer,a cousin to cancer,
I have health problems of my own like diebetes,high cholestrol,high trigycerites,and severe depression. I have also given up contact with my family because it was easier for them to watch me go under than to help there own son/ brother. I resent the fact that they could of helped but refused to.
I have had my home foreclosed on and had to file bankrupty. I am now basically a working homeless person. My credit is ruined so even if I have the money for a place to live I'm turned down because of credit.
The thought of bodily injury to myself has begun to creap into my thoughts.
I believe I'm a good person who for some reason or another has fallen on bad times.
I would like the chance to get back on my feet and regain my self respect.
I know I need some kind of financial help / teaching / course / road map to get myself back on track.
I don't know if you / Maury would consider this but I am sure there are many many people who could benefit from a show where these resourses could be brought to the publics attention.
I also believe that if I was thought these things in high school I probably wouldn't be where I am today.

I'm like everybody else, I would like Maury's e-mail address. I've been searching for my birth family and have come to a point where I'm not sure where to look anymore and was hoping that Maury would be able to help me. I know I have other brother's and sister's out there but have yet to meet them. I'm wanting so bad to meet my birth family with so many questions to ask.

Sarah
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada

I AM WRITING KNOWINGLY THAT THOUSAND OF FAN OF MAURY'S WILL READ THIS BEFORE HE DOES.

IT MUST BE VERY HARD TO HAVE SO MANY FANS. I HOPE YOU HAVE SOMEONE RETURNING SOME OF THE MESSAGES, IF YOU TAKE THE TIME AND READ SOME THYE ARE VERY TOUCHING.

I HAVE A PROBLEM AND I REALLY NEEDED YOU TO HELP ME; UNFORTUNATELY, IN YOUR WEBPAGE I FOUND OUT IS NOT ONLY ME.
TAKE CARE MAURY, YOU ARE A GOOD MAN.
AT LEAST YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIFE IS WORTH BEING AROUND.