twist of fait accomplis

July 27, 2002

Overheard

In aisle number 6 at Giant, about five minutes ago...

Customer: Don't forget my $1.00/off. It's just a dollar, but still...

Clerk: Sure thing. Hey, a buck's a buck.

Customer: Yup... a dollar I can spend elsewhere. A dollar doesn't get you much these days.

Here, I swore Toby Fucking Keith was going to pop out with ALF and start a 10-10-220 commercial...

Clerk: A dollar will get you 50 cents worth of gas.

Whew...

09:21 PM

Comments

Had they come any closer to a commercial they'd have justified VA's concealed carry permit.

Posted by: Robert on July 27, 2002 9:29 PM

Is THAT who that is?! I only just heard about him from that Washington Post article earlier this week.

Posted by: Meredith on July 28, 2002 12:31 AM

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